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KEENE BUT, K.O. ---HOW CAN I THINK OF ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU ? Chapter One: “ONCE UPON A TIME IN NEW written by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Michael Grassi Based on characters appearing in Archie Comics Publications PILOT NETWORK DRAFT 1-17-19 ARCHIE COMICS BERLANTI PRODUCTIONS WARNER BROS. TELEVISION DEFY ©2019 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. This script is the property of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. No portion of this script may be performed, reproduced or used by any means, or disclosed to, quoted or published in any medium without the prior written consent of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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Cast of Characters GLORIA GRANDBILT K.O. KELLY Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 ACT ONE: LIGHTS, BIG CITY” OVER BLACK, the sound of a sewing machine: TKA-TKA-TKA —- INT. APARTMENT ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE - FLASHBACK 1 We're in a sparse, but well-kept apartment. A young mother, RATHERINE KEENE, sits at her sewing machine, making a dress. Her toddler daughter, KATY, is on her lap. KATY (V.0.) For a city that never sleeps, New York has a lot of dreamers. My mom was one of them. A woman of secret ambition. She wanted the clothes she made to be sold in a fancy department store on Fifth Avenue... We see that Katherine’s teaching her daughter to sew... KATY (V.0.) She used the same machine her mother had. Now, I use it... INT. THE APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - DAWN-ISH - THE PRESENT 2 KATY (V.0.) ...and I've got my own dreams and ambitions. A YOUNG WOMAN in her 20s sits at the same SEWING MACHINE, focused on finishing & DRESS. A needle hangs from her mouth like a toothpick. She’s surrounded by piles of fabrics and supplies. The room around her is an explosion of creativity. KATY (V.O.) My mom’s name was Katherine. I was named after her -- From off screen we hear a groggy, sexy MALE VOICE —- KO (0.8.) Katy? Did you seriously stay up all night again? In a star-making CLOSE-UP, our girl, KATY KEENE, turns and smiles. She’s looking at KO KELLY (20s, semi-pro boxer). Emerging shirtless, in his boxers, incredible body, he kisses Raty good morning —- (CONTINUED) 1. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 2 CONTINUED: 2 KATY I promised Ginger I’d have it ready for tonight —- and I still want to add some piping and detail to the sleeves, but -- what do you think? Katy holds up the dress -- it‘s gorgeous —-— KO It’s gorgeous. Like you. (she smiles) Seriously, Katy, you’ve gotta start charging for these. Or apply to go on that show again —-— KATY I've already been rejected from “Project Runway” five times He wraps his arms —— hi, biceps! —— around her —- XO Hey, call in sick. We'll take the A- train out to Coney Island, ride the Ferris wheel, eat Nathan’s hotdogs, get sexy under the boardwalk —- Katy and KO kiss —- KATY Tempting -- (quieter, faster:) -- as anything that involves getting sexy with you is -~- -— but don’t forget, my new roomie gets here today -- and I want to see Gloria will have lunch with me so I can ask her about -- Katy‘’s phone goes off —— KO Speak of the Gucci-wearing devil --— KATY Impossible. It’s too early, even for —- (she answers) Hello? Gloria? (she listens, then:) I’m on my way --— Katy hangs up -- (CONTINUED) 2. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 3. CONTINUED: (2) 2 KO KATY (CONT'D) Let me guess: It’s a fashion I’'m sorry, KO, it’s a fashion emergency -- emergency, I gotta go —— Katy dashes off to get ready, then dashes back to hug KO —- KATY (CONT'D) Hey -- I love you —— KO I love you, too —-- As they kiss, WE “Fashion” by Lady Gaga: “Oh oh, la la la/J'adore Vivienne habillez moi/Gucci, Fendi, et Prada. Valentino, Armani too. I love them Jimmy Choo...” EXT. 5TH AVENUE - MORNING 3 behind an impeccably dressed Katy Keene as she hurries down the crowded, store-lined boulevard -- “Fashion put it all on me/Don't you want to see these clothes on me/Fashion put it all on me/I am anyone you want me to be...” Finally, Katy pauses in front of A DEPARTMENT STORE WINDOW DISPLAY in the process of being dressed —-- “J'adore Weitzman habillez moi Louis, Dolce Gabbana, Alexander McQueen, eh oh, I love those Manolo” —-- In the reflection, we see Katy’s eyes widen with wonder as she takes in the fabrics, the mannequins, the clothes -- She smiles —- KATY Never gets old —- She waves at the man in charge of the window display. Let’s call him HARVEY FIERSTEIN. Frazzled, he smiles back at Katy -~ even as she pushes into LACY’S REVOLVING DOOR -- INT. LACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE -~ DAY 4 Katy maneuvers the hectic wonderland that is LACY’S DEPARTMENT STORE. Think -- old-school, grand. The Ground Floor sparkles with cosmetics, fragrances, accessoriles, sales associates, and (even so early) demanding customers Katy rushes to her post, where a swarm of fashionable interns and assistants, the so-called “GLORIA’S GIRLS,” including AMANDA, Katie’s arch-rival, touch up their makeup, getting ready for the day —- KATY Has anyone seen Gloria? Amanda? (CONTINUED) Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT “Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 4 CONTINUED: 4 AMANDA A VIP client’s coming in, and she’s picking her No. 2 for the day, though I have no idea why we go through this charade, since there’s only one swan amongst you hideous ducklings -- As if on CUE, GLORIA GRANDBILT (40s, impeccable, glamorous) arrives, making a diva entrance -- GLORTA Katy, thank Dior. Alexandra Cabot, heiress to the Cabot Media Empire, is moments from coming in, and I’'d like you to assist me Amanda glowers, but Katy doesn’t miss a beat -- KATY I'11l get the Chanel Flap bag, the new Givenchy gowns, Alaia blouses, Céline sunglasses, every Yeezy piece in the store —— I'll also chill the Dom Pérignon and get three earl grey macarons plated -- Oh, and shoes, lots of shoes GLORIA (focused, admonishing) Hurry, Katy -- (then:) Amanda? Where’s my Amanda? AMANDA (the sun is shining!) I'm here, GLORIA Can you and the other girls stay out of my and Katy’'s way, please? I'd so appreciate that. 5 INT. LACY’S DEPARTMENT STORE - MOMENTS LATER 5 Katy is pulling clothes off racks at a fever pace —- through some hanging blouses, she sees —-- ALEXANDRA CABOT (20s, powerful, with a white streak in her hair) strutting in. Gloria greets her with air kisses and gestures to a luxurious private CHANGING SUITE. After Alexandra disappears into it, Gloria hurries over to Katy -- (CONTINUED) 4. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 5 CONTINUED: 5 GLORIA By the looks of it, dropped a dress size, no doubt she’s intermittent fasting again -- KATY If she’'s feeling good, maybe I should also pull bathing suits she does vacation twice a month —— At which point, Alexandra pops her head from out of the Changing Room, sipping bubbly -- ALEXANDRA Gloria? You don’t have those Palazzo Pumps in my size, do you? GLORIA For you, Xandra? Of course. Gloria eyes Katy, get cracking, turns back to Alexandra -- GLORIA (CONT'D) By the way, how's that adorable Siamese cat of yours doing these days? Sebastian, isn’t it? OFF Katy, literally sprinting, on the hunt —- 6 INT. LACY’S DEPARTMENT STORE - STOCKROOM - DAY 6 Katy frantically searches for ONE shoebox amongst thousands of boxes. Three of Gloria’s Girls are there, including Amanda, taking a break, drinking, dishing. KATY Hey, have any of you seen the Palazzo Pump in a size seven? The system says one pair left —- AMANDA (to the other girls) Oh, that explains it. KATY (already over it) Explains what, Amanda? AMANDA Why Gloria picked you over me. She wanted a hound who would fetch for her. And I don’t do fetching. (CONTINUED) 5. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 6. 6 CONTINUED: 6 Katy is about to get into it with Amanda, when suddenly, she remembers something and once again dashes off —- 7 INT, LACY’S DEPARTMENT STORE - WINDOW DISPLAY - SAME TIME 7 Katy backtracks to the window display Harvey’s assembling -- KATY Harvey, did you take the size seven Palazzo Pumps for your window? HARVEY As a matter of fact —- But Raty’s already spotted them -- and is grabbing them -- KATY I'msorry,Harvey,Ihavetotakethese, it’safashionemergency,I’llmakeitup toyou! HARVEY Go. May they make their new owner very, very happy. 8 INT. LACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE CHANGING SUITE - SAME TIME 8 Gloria delicately zips up the dress Alexandra’s tried on -- GLORIA This dress was made for you. And I mean that quite literally. I ran into Stella McCartney at Milan Fashion Week, and she told me she had your figure in mind when she designed it. ALEXANDRA I’'11 just have to get it, then. (then) Any luck with the Versace? Katy seems to appear out of nowhere and effortlessly slips the Versace Palazzo PUMP onto Alexandra’s foot -- ALEXANDRA (CONT‘D) Perfect fit. Katy exhales relief, wiping actual sweat off her brow. OFF Alexandra’s sparkling new pump, WE CUT TO —- Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 10 11 INT. LACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE ~ LATER 9 Katy and Gloria, waving goodbye to Alexandra, as she walks off, holding a dozen glossy LACY'S SHOPPING BAGS —- GLORIA Well, that wasn’t so difficult. KATY Not at all. A total breeze. Gloria starts to move, but Katy stops her with —- KATY (CONT'D) Gloria. I was wondering if we could have lunch today. To talk about the new Personal Shopper position -- if you have time. GLORIA (an imperious beat, then:) Lacy’'s Café in ten. Order me a Waldorf salad with a side of frittes and have it waiting for me by the time I get there. Gloria‘s off. As Katy catches her breath —- WE PRE-LAP the iconic, super-loud HISSING of a BUS DOOR OPENING as -- INT. PORT AUTHORITY BUS TERMINAL - DAY 10 JOSIE McCOY (eeceeeek!!!) steps off a BUS and into the utter, glorious chaos that is New York City! A melting pot of commuters, business people, tourists, students -- from every corner of the world -~ Josie looks around, gets a passersby's attention -- JOSIE Excuse me, do you know where I can catch the A-train? The PERSON grunts, vaguely points in some direction -- Josie goes that way, toting her leopard print luggage behind her -- INT. LACY’S DEPARTMENT STORE - LACY’'S CAFE - NOON 11 A restaurant on Lacy's Seventh Floor (aka Heaven). Katy waits for Gloria at a table for two, their lunches perfectly laid out. Gloria takes her seat and immediately starts eating -- GLORIA I don’t have much time, Raty. (CONTINUED) Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE -~ PILOT 11 CONTINUED: KATY Then I’1ll dive right in: I’ve been agsisting you for three years now —- three amazing years -- and I feel like I'm ready to be Lacy’s newest Personal Shopper. GLORIA And what makes you “feel” that? KATY I have the highest sales record of any of the other girls on your team. I know every item of clothing in this store, inside out, down to the stitch and lining —- GLORTA (an accusation) Some of the Girls tell me you want to be a designer. That you actually make clothes. (Raty swallows...) Being a Personal Shopper at Lacy’s isn’t some side-hustle or stepping stone —-- it’s a career. I'm not interested in promoting someone whose focus is split. Back in my day, Lacy’s would only employ single girls. Husbands and children were seen as distractions. Of course, we can't say that nowadays, but I need people like myself: Committed. One hundred percent. When I die, I want them to scatter my ashes here in Lacy’s. KATY Gloria -- yes, I make clothes, but that’s just for me. GLORIA What about that bruiser you date? KATY KO knows how important Lacy’s is to me. That it’s the most important thing. GLORIA (regards Katy, then:) You do have the right disposition. You know the clothes, that's true. (MORE) "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 11 (CONTINUED) 8. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 11 CONTINUED: "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 (2) GLORIA (CONT'D) You understand how they’re made, how they fit. And, unlike most of the girls I hire, you're not deathly allergic to hard work. I suppose that’s due to your -—- (not good at emotions:) Humble upbringing. KATY (breathless) Does that mean...I have the job? GLORIA It means, I'm tasking you with a special assignment. Prince Errol Swoon is coming to the store tomorrow night to shop for the Met Gala. It’s a crucial opportunity for us to make our numbers this year. (sotto voice) With more people buying online -- the barbarians -- OUr revenue has taken a hit. Rumors are circulating that Lacy'’s might shutter or be bought out. KATY That can’t happen GLORIA No, that's why it's more important than ever that my staff be completely devoted to the store -- and why we must make the most of Prince Errol’s royal visit tomorrow. Our jobs -- the very future of Lacy’s —— depend on it. Have I made myself clear? KATY Yes, Gloria. As clear as the Baccarat crystal we sell on the 6th Floor, our House Beautiful department. GLORIA Impress me, Katy. Prove that you're the créme de la créme of my Girls, and the Personal Shopper position is yours. (wipes her mouth) (MORE) 11 (CONTINUED) 9. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 11 12 13 CONTINUED: (3) 11 GLORIA (CONT'D) And remember, with customers like Prince Exrrol, there’s zero margin for error. Gloria drops her napkin and strides off, passing Amanda, who holds her lunch tray, she heard it all... Katy allows herself to bask in the moment —— until her phone buzzes with a text KATY Ohmigod -- Josie —- EXT. LOPEZ DELI GROCERY - DAY 12 Josie ig sitting on her luggage, waiting in front of a pre- war APARTMENT BUILDING with a classic New York BODEGA on the ground-floor -- KATY (0.S.) -- Josie? Josie McCoy?? Josie turns to find Katy rushing towards her —- JOSIE -— Katy Keene?! Katy folds Josie into a TIGHT HUG —- and an iconic friendship is born! JOSIE (CONT'D) -- I've heard so much about you, it feels like I'm meeting a celebrity! KATY Any friend of Veronica Lodge’s is a friend of mine -- I'm so sorry I was late -- here, let me help you with your bags (up our four-story walk-up) —— INT. THE APARTMENT - DAY 13 They burst into the apartment, out of breath —- KATY ~- this is it! Home sweet home! Josie takes in the small space, filled with mannequin forms, dresses, fabrics, the sewing machine Katy was working on earlier. “Art” (framed magazine cutouts, damaged paintings) hangs on every inch of every wall -- (CONTINUED) 10. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 13 14 CONTINUED: INT. LOPEZ KATY (CONT'D) I have the room on the left. Jorge hag the big room down the hall because his parents own the building and the bodega —- JOSIE And is this room —- ? KATY Yours, yes -- and, although we have to walk through here to get to the kitchen, this room gets the best light -- I'11 move the sewing machine to my room -- and the couch is a pull-out -- I hope this is gonna be ckay? JOSIE As long as it doesn’t have rats or cockroaches -- KATY Not usually, but I’'d shake your shoes out before putting them on —- (what am I thinking?? Omigod, you must be starved. The bodega downstairs has the best sandwiches —- and you can meet —- DELI GROCERY ~ DAY KATY -- Jorge, this is our new roommate, Josie McCoy -— Josie, this is Jorge Lopez —— "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 13 14 Like every bodega in New York, this shop’s tiny, yet manages to sell everything. Katy and Josie stand in front of the SANDWICH COUNTER, manned by JORGE LOPEZ JORGE Hey, welcome to the Center of the Universe —- and the most rico sandwiches in Washington Heights KATY Can we get a couple of classics to go, Jorge? And can you take a break? I wanna show Josie the secret park -- (208, cute) —- (CONTINUED) 11, Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 14 15 CONTINUED: JORGE No, Girl, I’'m working at the bar tonight -~ and I gotta prep for an audition tomorrow —- JOSIE Och, for what? JORGE Remember the movie “Mannequin”? They’re turning that into a Broadway musical & la “Mean Girls” and “Pretty Woman” -- "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 14 Smiles all around as Jorge hands the girls sandwiches -- KATY (PRE-LAF) I want to know everything —- EXT. BENEATH THE GW BRIDGE - DAY 15 Katy and Josie eat sandwiches, locking at THE LITTLE RED LIGHTHOUSE beneath the George Washington Bridge RATY Veronica tells me you’re destined to be the next Diana Ross. JOSIE Well, Veronica is very generous. I'd been thinking about moving to New York for awhile. Finally got the nerve to pack up and take the risk. (manifestings:) So now here. To record an album and get signed by a label. Make my crazy, wish-upon-a-star, kiss-my- Whitney-poster-goodnight dreams come true -- whatever it takes. (then:) How ‘bout you? All those clothes in the apartment, did you -- ? KATY —— T made them. On my mom's sewing machine. I should upgrade, but I can’t bring myself to do it. Ever since she passed away, it...helps me feel close to her. (CONTINUED) 12. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 15 16 CONTINUED: At Lacy's, JOSIE I think that’s nice. And you're, like, a legit designer? KATY (laughs) No. God no. That’s -- the pipe dream. I chose a slightly more sensible career path -- one that pays the bills and keeps me close to all things couture -- "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 15 JOSIE KATY (CONT'D) right -- on Fifth, yeah —- KATY (CONT'D) —- I assist Gloria Grandbilt, world- class Personal Shopper to the rich, fabulous, and entitled. Which may not sound glamorous, but it is. Shoppers become Buyers, which means going to Paris Fashion Week. Being invited to all the shows, meeting all the designers -- it’s a dream job. Any fashion girl in New York would kill for it. JOSIE Sounds like you’re living a “Devil Wears Prada” fairy tale. Meanwhile, I need to start canvagsing the town with resumes for any job, stat —- KATY That’s an excellent plan -- for tomorrow. Tonight, I'm taking you out to meet the gang -- EXT. THE BALLROOM - NIGHT 16 A LONG LINE outside a CLUB in the East Village -- Katy pulls Josie (both in freakum dresses) to the front -- KATY Come on, follow me -- Katy grabs the hot bouncer and kisses him -- it’s KO Kelly! KATY (CONT’'D) Josie, this is my boyfriend, KO Relly -- (CONTINUED) 13. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 16 17 CONTINUED: 16 JOSIE Hey, it’s nice to meet you —- KO You, too, welcome to NYC -~ (then, to KRaty:) So? What happened? Did she give you the job?? KATY Not yet, Gloria’s making me sweat for it —- KO I'm about to finish my shift, tell me about it inside KO pulls Katy in for one more kiss, then lets the girls in —- INT. THE BALLROOM ~ NIGHT 17 Katy and Josie descend the dark, thumping STAIRWELL into —- AN INSANE DANCE PARTY packed with DIVERSE TWENTY-SOMETHINGS. Guys vogue and make out with guys (some shirtless), girls with girls (some in sports bras), girls with guys, guys with drag queens —-- and every gender (and genderqueer person) in between, drenched with sweat, living their best lives! Josie and Katy literally need to shove people to get to the bar —- JOSIE Is his name KO because he knocks you out with his hotness? KATY (laughs) It’s his nickname, he’s a boxer —- JOSIE Been there. I get the appeal -- (then:) So when you said we were going to The Ballroom, this is not what I pictured -- KATY Yeah, a few warnings: The bathroom stalls don’t have doors, that’s the Dark Room (never to be entered), and steer clear of the bartender who looks like Troye Sivan, she’ll just try to sell you stuff —- (CONTINUED) 14. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York” Network Draft 1/17/19 17 CONTINUED: 17 JOSIE Jingle-jangle? Fizzle Rocks? KATY I have no idea what you just said -- Before Josie can explain, Katy spots PEPPER SMITH (20s) -- they rush towards each other —- PEPPER KATY (CONT'D) Omigawd, heyyyyyyy -- Well, well, well, look who it is! KATY (CONT'D) Pepper, I want you to meet Josie, she just moved here five minutes ago JOSIE Can I just say, I am obsessed with your bag -- PEPPER Obvi, Katy made it -- it’s actually how we met. I spotted her carrying it in Greenwich Village and just had to have it -- so I bought it -- KATY PEPPER (CONT'D) Technically, you never And we've been friends ever actually paid me —- since! KATY -— where have you been, Girl?? PEPPER Don‘t get me started, Girl -- I was at Art Basel with Childish Gambino, lining up investors for my top secret project -- and don’t ask me what it is, Josie, because I can’t breathe a word of it until all my financing is in place -- JOSIE -- can I at least ask what you do? PEPPER We-ell, I just gave a Ted Talk on the feminist power of Snapchat; I wrote this week’s Modern Love column in the Times; (MORE ) (CONTINUED) 15. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 17 CONTINUED: (2) 17 PEPPER (CONT'D) earlier this year, I shot an indie movie with Kristen Stewart and Lupita Nyong'o; I modeled for a shoot in Mexico City with Mario Testino; I have a YA trilogy in the works; and YouTube Red wants to do a reality show about my life (but I would never) -- KATY In other words, Pepper is the most connected person in New York and she’ll introduce you to everyone that’s anyone -- PEPPER Damn straight -- Hey, you two look va-va-voom —— do a twirl for me -- The girls oblige as the LIGHTS go out —- and KO Kelly joins them, nestling next to Katy —- KATY Oocooh, just in time, Babe -- suddenly, a SPOT hits the stage, illuminating a stunning drag queen -- GINGER! Wearing the DRESS Katy was making earlier! KO Yo! KRaty made that dress! PEPPER I'm gagged. I need one. But shorter. And backless. Like a proud mama, Katy (and everyone) screams for Ginger as she performs the most epic, show-stopping medley of all time, which includes ”“Rainbow High” from Evita, “Material Girl” by Madonna, and “Diamonds” by Ribanna. Josie's agog -- JOSIE Who. Is. That? KATY our roommate, Jorge also know as Ginger Lopez —-— JOSIE Damn. She’s beautiful. KATY Okay, we’re dancing now -- (CONTINUED) 16. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 17 18 CONTINUED: (3) 17 The GIRLS hit the dance floor for a SEQUENCE! Their fun is interrupted by a CREEPY DUDE. He tries to dance up on Josie, who sidesteps to avoid him -- JOSIE Back off -- I’'m not interested -- Creepy Dude tries again -- KO grabs him by the shoulder -- KO CREEPY DUDE You heard the lady Don’t fucking touch me, Man -- WHACK! -- KO punches the guy just as Ginger rushes up —-- GINGER Come on, we gotta go -- everybody’s gotta go -- the bar’s on fire, come on JOSIE I agree, this place is 1lit —- GINGER No, IT’S ACTUALLY ON FIRE GO, Go, GO —- A SHRILL AMARM sounds as the bar fills with SMORE -- KO grabs the FIRE EXTINGUISHER, ushering everyone out -- WE SMASH TO: EXT. THE BALLROOM - NIGHT 18 Raty, Josie, Pepper, Ginger stand amidst the rest of the evacuated clubbers, gabbing on the sidewalk. Typical New Yorkers, no one seems particularly fazed. KO arrives --— KO They’re saying it was a grease fire -- KATY Does The Ballroom even serve food? JOSIE Well, Ginger was serving fish tonight -- and yes, I watch Drag Race —- Ginger snaps -- you know it —— as a FIRETRUCK PULLS UP —- PEPPER My my my, break me off a piece of Mr. September, October, November, all the way through to August —- (CONTINUED) 17. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 18 CONTINUED: 18 SLOW MOTION as some HOT FIREFIGHTERS leap into action, including BERNARDO, who locks eyes with Ginger -- GINGER Heyyy. You came to the right place, ‘cause this girl is on fuego —- BERNARDO (smiles) I've never heard that before. He keeps walking past -- all the girls turn to check Bernardo (and the other firefighters) out —- JOSIE (having a blast!) Is this what it’s like every night? GINGER (oh, pleasel!l) Girl, it’s only Tuesday —- KATY (but basically, yes!) Welcome to New York -- OFF this moment, these friends, WE SLAM TO OUR TITLE: KATY KEENE END OF ACT ONE 18. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 19 20 21 ACT TWO: “I HOPE I GET IT” EXT. CONEY ISLAND - BOARDWALK -~ FLASHBACK 19 A high-school-aged KO and KATY are waiting in line for a ride... KATY (V.O.) RO Kelly told me his life’s goal on our first date when we were sixteen: To fight a welterweight championship in Madison Square Garden. KO and Katy reach the front of the line and get on one of the Wonder Wheel’s GONDOLAS. KATY (V.O.) That day, I fell in love with KO on the Wonder Wheel... INT. THE APARTMENT - KATY'S BEDROOM - THE NEXT MORNING 20 Katy’s asleep, her leg flopped over KO (also asleep). It’'s a tight squeeze in her small double bed... KATY (V.0.) ...and we've been together ever since. She stirs awake and sees her ALARM CLOCK -- 7:43 AM -- FUCK —— KATY Oh, crap —- I gannot be late -- In a panic, she jumps out of bed to get ready -- INT. THE APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - MORNING 21 on the pull-out bed, Josie wakes up to morning PANDEMONIUM as Katy and Jorge rush to get ready -- clothes, hairdryers, hairspray, makeup -- KATY JORGE Jorge, did you borrow my I put it back in your room —- diffuser? I can’t find my eye de-puffer anywhere -- KATY JORGE (CONT'D) I saw it iIn the kitchen, by Found it! the toaster oven -- Josie 'smiles -- she’s exactly where she wants to be —- and whips off her comforter to start her day -- 19. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT “"Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 22 23 24 25 26 INT. SUBWAY - DAY 22 Josie rides a crowded SUBWAY CAR, packed as tightly as a sardine can, circling classified ads in “The Village Voice,” kicking us into a FUN MUSICAL MONTAGE: Josie drops off resumes at: Serendipity 3, the Strand Bookstore, CBGB, Gray’'s Papaya, and finally —- INT. RAY'S PIZZA - DAY 23 Josie, with a big smile, hands a resume to RAY —-— RAY I'm staffed up, but I'll let you know if anything comes up —- INT. DUNKIN’' DONUTS -~ DAY 24 Josie’s in line for a coffee and spots a “HELP WANTED” sign. She contemplates it for a second, but then dismisses it —- JOSTE Not that desperate... EXT. ALPHABET CITY - AFTERNOON 25 Holding an XL Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, Josie studies her map and turns it around —- navigating the sketchy area, when -- a MUGGER tries to grab her bagl!! JOSIE What the -- HEY!! -- The mugger pulls out a KNIFE -~ but then Josie flicks open a SWITCH-BLADE —- Josie's dead serious when she says —- JOSIE (CONT'D) You don’t want to mess with me, from Riverdale —— His face flashes with fear, but then an ACCOMPLICE comes up behind Josie, snatches her bag, bolts -- Josie tries chasing after him, but it’s too late —- they’re both long gone -- INT. LACY’S DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY 26 Katy holds a meeting with Gloria’s Girls, including Amanda. She’s prepared a BRISTOL BOARD PRESENTATION of Prince Errol. Photos from Vanity Flair and the like. Gloria observes... KATY As we all know, Prince Errol is the rebel of the royal family, and the same applies to his taste in suits. (MORE ) (CONTINUED) 20. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 26 27 CONTINUED: "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft KATY (CONT'D) He likes a slimmer, more contemporary fit. Dior Homme is dropping off their best, one-of-a-kind selections today. We’ll also have backups from Ferragamo, Tom Ford, and Prada. That’s for the Met Gala. Now, since we’ll have him in the store -- and we know he’s often spotted riding —- we’ll show him our Hermés equestrian gear. For hunting trips, Holland & Holland tweeds. Also, let’s have Brunello Cucinelli’s fall collection front-and- center. I haven’t seen the Prince wear Cucinelli yet, but remember Gloria’s Golden Rule: Always introduce the cugtomer to something new. Now -- (then, clapping her hands) Let’'s get started! 1/17/19 26 Gloria nods at Katy, stoically impressed -- and moves off with the rest of the Girls. Amanda and Katy are left alone. AMANDA It should be me helping the Prince, not you. I mean, have you even been to Europe? KATY Amanda, can you just find out if Prince Errol’s coming alone? AMANDA I already did because I'm fucking excellent at my job —-- and a team player. The Hottie Prince will be flying solo. KATY Great. So we can focus all our energy on him. Thank you, Amanda. AMANDA If you need anything else, I’11 be in the Beauty Department applying diamond serum. As Amanda moves off, her smile quickly fades. Uh-oh. PRE-LAP: DING! INT. THE PLAZA HOTEL - LOBBY - DAY 27 Pepper steps off the elevator and crosses the lobby like she owns the place. The employees light up when they see her —- (CONTINUED) 21. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 27 CONTINUED: 27 FRONT DESK CLERK Afternoon, Ms. Smith! PEPPER Hi, Didi, love your hair today. VALET Good afternoon, Ms. Smith, your car’'s waiting for you -- where shall I tell them you’re going? PEPPER The definition of a power lunch, Mick -- Café des Artistes, please Pepper exits the LOBBY to a waiting TOWN CAR —-— PEPPER (PRE-LAP) Close your eyes. Imagine this... 28 INT. CAFE DES ARTISTES - DAY 28 Over lunch and stiff drinks, Pepper sits across from CHAD (20’s, hunky Wall Street type), eyes half-closed —- PEPPER An art gallery. A black box theatre. Live music venue. Runway. Atelier. Recording studio. Photography studio. Dance club. And beyond -- all behind one, exclusive door. I want to open my generation’s version of Andy Warhol's Factory. It’s always been my dream to curate a utopia where artists can come together to create, collaborate, and party. Now, it’s still hush-hush, but I’ve locked in Childish Gambino to be my first artist-in-residence -- (off-handedly:) -— and all I need from you is an investment loan of five million dollars. CHAD (smirks) Look, Pepper, I like the idea. And I love Donald Glover. But if I'm going to invest, I need to know you’ve found the right space. In New York, it’s all about where. (CONTINUED) 22. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE -~ PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 28 29 CONTINUED: 28 PEPPER I have a location in mind. CHAD Good. Lock it down. Then I’11 consider backing you. In the meantime -- (he leans forward) -- wanna do some coke in the bathroom? PEPPER (leaning forward) What is this, the eighties? A WAITER drops off the bill; Chad reaches for it, but Pepper puts her hand on it first -- PEPPER (CONT'D) Please. Let me. And then, Chad... (flashing a wicked grin) ...we can make it snow in the bathroom. Chad smiles, as Pepper winks and pays with crisp bills -- INT. SUBWAY STATION - AFTERNOON 29 Josie looks left, then right, then goes for it -- she jumps over the subway turnstile —- phew. THEN WE CUT TO: THE PLATFORM, which is JAM-PACKED with COMMUTERS -- Josie’'s trying to wade through the crowd -~ (NOTE: Think of this as the NYC version of the traffic jam in “La La Land”) The SUBWAY arrives, and Josie tries to squeeze into the car, but the doors close on her face —- leaving her completely dejected and alone on the platform. Worst. Day. Ever. Behind her, a FEMALE BUSKER (30s) plays Spanish guitar. Josie smiles at her —- the Busker takes a break from playing -- BUSKER New to the city? JOSIE It’s that obvious, huh? BUSKER Only because I was you, once upon a time in New York. Moved here from Omaha fifteen years ago -- been living the dream ever since. (off Josie’s look) Hey, if you love something enough, you find a way to do it, right? For me, this ig it. (CONTINUED) 23. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE -~ PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 29 CONTINUED: 28 She starts playing again, and this time, Josie joins in with some dulcet vocals —- and it’s a moment of grace amidst the city’s tumult. The pair sounds incredible. As they continue to perform, ALEXANDER CABOT III (20s, impossibly handsome) approaches, intrigued -- and WE CUT TO: Moments later. Josie’s waiting on the platform. As Alexander walks over to her -- ATEXANDER Your voice ig the freshest I've heard in a long time —-— JOSIE Look, Pal, I just got mugged -- so don't even Josie turns away, she’s not interested in getting hit on right now -- but Alex is persistent —-— ATLEXANDER Sorry to hear that. And I know this is gonna sound like a line, but it’s not. I'm in the music business. I work for a label and we’'re looking for new talent. Do you also write, or -- JOSTE (come on, man) Seriously, I will push you in front of the subway —- (but he seems genuine...) Not that it’s any of your business, but I write, I compose, I perform, I play piano, I de it all. ALEXANDER In that case (pulling a card out) I'm Alexander Cabot -- JOSIE Against my better judgement: Josie McCoy. ALEXANDER Jogie McCoy, do you know where the Power Station Recording Studio is? (CONTINUED) 24. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York"” Network Draft 1/17/19 29 30 CONTINUED: (2) 29 JOSIE (uhm...) You mean where Whitney and Madonna recorded their biggest hits? ATEXANDER Can you meet me there tomorrow? And be ready to sing. Something original. OFF Josie -- still skeptical, but if there’s even the slightest chance this guy’s legit -- DANCE CAPTAIN (PRE-LAP) AND FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT —- INT. BROADWAY THEATER - AFTERNOON 30 We drop right into Jorge’s brutal audition for “Mannequin.” Think “A Chorus Line.” Toned hopefuls dancing in unison. Jorge’s killing the choreography, but so is everyone else —-- DANCE CAPTAIN Again -- turn, turn, kick, step, pivot, turn -- walk, walk, walk, KICK -~ you got it?? -- and five, six, seven, eight -- keep it gharp -- Jorge is pushing as hard as he can, drenched in sweat. He finishes the choreography with a flourish. The DIRECTOR, in the audience, takes off his glasses —- DIRECTOR Anil, Preston, Red Headband, Blue Shorts -- stage left, you can stay. The rest of you can go. Thanks. Jorge’s been quickly dismissed. Are you serious?? JORGE (to the Director) Excuse me, didn’t I just nail that? DIRECTCR You did, but I need guys who read a little more -~ how do I put this? Tough. JORGE For “Mannequin: The Musical”?? DIRECTOR (turning away) Can someone please get rid of him? (CONTINUED) 25. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 30 31 32 CONTINUED: 30 DANCE CAPTAIN You heard him -- Let’s go, Group Three —— we have all day -- and five, six, seven, eight —- OFF Jorge, feeling the sting of rejection -- EXT. DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY 31 Customers are turned away by SECURITY. The store is CLOSED to the public for Prince Errol’s visit. They crane their necks to see what’s happening inside. PRE LAP: CLASSICAL MUSIC -- INT. DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY 32 The store is empty, except for STAFF. Armed Security stands by every exit and window. Gloria and Katy are beyond ready. There’s a lavish dinner spread with champagne, caviar, fresh oysters. Racks of suits. Shiny leather shoes. Trays of watches, cufflinks, and sunglasses. The STAFF is lined up as PRINCE ERROL SWOON (20s) graciously works his way down the line, shaking hands with everyone -- PRINCE ERROL Hello. Hello, lovely to meet you -- Katy and Gloria take their place at the end of the line and are shocked to see —- that the Prince brought a GIRLFRIEND?? Gloria’s Eye of Sauron lands on Katy searingly —- GLORIA Who's she? KATY I, I know -- I don't recognize her —- GLORIA Well, she has to be someone, he’s a Prince. AMANDA Gloria, I just found her Instagram. Her name is Patricia Klein. She’s -- no one. Under a thousand followers. GLORIA For the love of Coco, she’s a commoner? Gloria is blistering with terrifying, quiet anger -- (CONTINUED) 26. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 32 CONTINUED: 32 GLORIA (CONT'D) Katy, don’t you think this is precisely the type of thing you should have known about? So we could have adequately prepared? Amanda smirks to herself, satisfied Katy, her stomach sinking, is quick on her feet -- KATY I'm so sorry, Gloria -- I‘1ll fix this -- I won’t let you down —— As Gloria strides off to do damage control -- GLORIA (a chilling exhale) You already have. OFF Raty, her face flushed -- everything on the line —- END OF ACT TWO 27. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 33 34 ACT THREE: “MOVING ON INT. LACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE - DRESSING ROOM - FLASHBACK 33 In one of the store’s perfectly appointed fitting rooms, bathed in glowing, golden light, Gloria is attending to a CLIENT... RATY (V.0.) In the world of fashion, Gloria Grandbilt is legend -- an icon and a gate-keeper. In all her years at Lacy's, no one has ever seen Gloria sweat... INT. LACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE - LATER THAT DAY 34 RATY (V.O.) ...until right this very moment. Katy, Gloria, and Staff are on pins and needles -- it’s not going well. The Prince looks frustrated and impatient as they walt for his girlfriend to emerge from the CHANGING SUITE. GLORIA (to Prince Errol) T suspect she’s going to adore this one. PRINCE ERROL That’s what you said about the last seven dresses. Ouch. The girlfriend, Patricia, emerges from the changing suite -- tugging at her gown, uncomfortable -- GLORIA Exquisite. Handmade with silk taffeta and Neil Lane diamonds. Anna Wintour's daughter, Bee Shaffer, had her eye on it —-— PATRICIA Who? And why does it feel like I'm wearing a weighted blanket? GLORIA (harsh) It's a couture gown -- PATRICIA Oh, so I’m the problem? Excuse me -- ( CONTINUED ) 28. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY XEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 34 35 CONTINUED: 34 Upset, Patricia rushes off and locks herself in her changing Disaster. As Gloria entertains Prince Errol, Katy seizes the chance to step in for a Hall Mary. She goes to the SUITE’S DOOR, hears sniffles coming from the other side, gently knocks -- RATY Hey, this is Katy Keene, one of the girls? Can I come in? A beat. Then Patricia opens the door, tear-streaked -- INT. LACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE -~ CHANGING SUITE - CONTINUQUS 35 Katy’s closing the door behind her -- PATRICTIA Can you unzip me out of this dress? RATY Of course. As Katy unzips, Patricia sees the price tag (shades of “Working -- PATRICIA Ch my god, 70 thousand dollars?? This dress costs more than I make in a year -- (panic attack) What am T doing here? Dating a prince? I'm an Imposter -- trapped in some “Princess Diaries” nightmare —— Katy sits with Patricia, gives her water to calm her down -- KATY Drink. You’'re not in a nightmare. You're at Lacy’s Department Store with a nice, handsome...chap who happens to be royalty. PATRICIA I don’t belong here KATY Trust me, if a girl who grew up on the Lower East Side (the way I did) belongs here, so do you —— PATRICIA You grew up on the Lower East Side? (CONTINUED) 29. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 35 CONTINUED: 35 KATY You can hear the accent when I'm mad. But yes, on Delancey Street. PATRICIA Shut up -- I grew up on Delancey!! (excited about the connection!) Where do you shop? Where can I get that dress? I love it KATY This one? Oh, I made it. (a risk:) Do you wanna try it on? PATRICIA No, I couldn’t —- KATY Honestly, nothing would make me happier. I can also pull some clothes you might like. Stuff T would choose if, you know, a prince ever took me on a shopping spree —- (then, girl-talk:) How did you two meet, by the way? OFF Katy, pulling Patricia out of her funk —- 36 INT. LACY’S DEPARTMENT STORE - NIGHT 36 Katy, Gloria, and Prince Errol watch, as —-- in a fairy tale moment -- Patricia emerges from the suite, transformed. She feels empowered and comfortable. Prince Errol smiles. PRINCE ERROL There she is. You look ravishing. PATRICIA Thanks, Errol. (Gloria's aghast at the informality of it all) I love it. I love everything I just tried on. Prince Errol smiles at Katy, impressed —- PRINCE ERROL We’ll take anything she wants. GLORIA And for yourself, Your Highness? (CONTINUED) 30. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 36 37 CONTINUED: 36 PRINCE ERROL I’1l take the Dior suits and the Tom Ford. The equestrian gear —- as well as a few Hermés bobbles for everyone back home. We’d also like to browse your jewelry department before we go. GLORIA I’'1ll take you right away —- PRINCE ERRCL If you don’'t mind, like this young lady to help us —— she knows our taste -- what’s your name? KATY Raty. Katy Keene. (curtsies; what am I doing?? Right this way -- Katy beams as she leads Patricia and Prince Errol away —- PATRICIA Errol, can you believe Katy made the dress she’s wearing? (She let me try it onl) Standing off to the side, ice-gqueen Gloria has overheard Patricia —-- and subtly scowls —- PRE LAP: POP/ INT. THE APARTMENT - NIGHT 37 Jorge's opened a bottle of cheap Prosecco and pours glasses for Katy, Josie, Pepper, and himself -- JORGE Apparently I‘m too gay for Broadway -- who knew that was possible? -- 80 tonight, only celebrating Katy’s big win at work --— (warm}) Congratg, Girl. You deserve it. JOSIE Prince Errol Swoon. I believe you got to dress him -- PEPPER I spent last Easter with him on his yacht in Mykonos. Swoon, indeed. (CONTINUED ) 31. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 37 CONTINUED: Broadway theaters -- "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 JORGE No way you don’t get that promotion now, Katy —- KATY I'm praying to the fashion goddesses -- Betsy, Vivienne, and Dianne -- but I don’t wanna jinx it, let’s talk about something else: Josie, did you get a job today?? JOSIE No, but I did get mugged -- and I also met this guy who works for a record label, who wants to record one of my songs tomorrow, his name’s Alex Cabot -- KATY/JORGE/PEPPER Alexander Cabot III!/SHUT. UP./Where did you meet him?? JOSIE On the subway, he heard me sing with a busker —- PEPPER The Cabots are right up there with the Astors and the Rockefellers, they own everything -- Radio stations, television networks, publishing houses -- JORGE KATY Fashion labels —- KATY (CONT’D) His sister, Alexandra, is a client at Lacy’s —- She spends a hundred thousand dollars a month on skincare products alone —— PEPPER I feel her. Gotta keep that moneymaker right and tight. JORGE (to Josie) And you just happened to bump into Alexander Cabot? On the subway? What is this, a Damien Chazelle movie? 37 {CONTINUED) 32. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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37 KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 CONTINUED: (2) 37 PEPPER Justin Bieber was discovered while busking -- I know because he would 38 39 not shut up about it that time we went to see Britney in Vegas -- KATY Not to be a jaded cynic, but this sounds like the beginning of a Lifetime thriller -- I don’t want you going alone. JOSIE Katy, I‘m from Riverdale. Murder capital of the world. I'll be fine. RATY Tomorrow's my day off. I'11l come with you as your “manager,” just in case he goes Dr. Luke on you --~ Josie smiles, grateful -- she rummages through her clothes -- JOSTE What does one wear to meet a billionaire? KATY Oh, don‘t worry about that, I'll make you something fantastic -- Katy starts rolling out fabrics -- as they FILL THE SCREEN, WE TRANSITION TO —- EXT. HELL’S KITCHEN 53RD STREET - THE NEXT DAY 38 Josie (dressed in her bespoke lock) and Katy walk into -- INT. POCWER STATION RECORDING STUDIO - LOBBY - DAY 39 Josle and Katy push into the legendary studio, to be met by —- ALEXANDER (0.S.) Josie Alexander emerges from the recording booth, a big charming smile on his face —- JOSIE Alex, this is —- KATY Katy Keene. Josie’s manager. (CONTINUED) 33. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 39 40 41 CONTINUED: 39 ALEXANDER Alex Cabot. A pleasure. Are you with an agency? KATY No, I'm -- independent. My client, Josie here, mentioned that she sent you one of her songs last night? You didn’t steal it and give it to somebody else, did you? ALEXANDER No... -- but I did tweak the arrangement a little bit —- JOSIE Let’s hear it -- INT. POWER STATION RECORDING STUDIO - MOMENTS LATER 40 Alex and Katy are in the MIXING BOOTH, behind glass. Josie’s on the recording floor at a GRAND PIANO, under a MICROPHONE. ALEXANDER (OVER PA) Ready? Josie gives a thumbs up. Alexander plays the track, Josie joins on piano, then starts singing. Katy is breathless. KATY she’s...incredible... ATEXANDER You say that like you’ve never heard her sing before. KATY (covering) Uh, yeah, well, with Josie, every time feels like the first —- Raty gives Josie a subtle thumbs-up of approval. Josie smiles back. This guy is the real deal... INT. LUDLOW LOFT - DAY 41 Pepper tours a massive industrial loft with a slick REAL ESTATE AGENT (think “Million Dollar Listing: New York”) -- (CONTINUED) 34. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 41 42 CONTINUED: Nonplused, "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 PEPPER Remind me, is this loft licensed as a commercial space, and if so, how would I go about obtaining a liquor license? REALTOR I can look into it. But first, we should talk price. It’s twenty-five thousand a month. 41 Pepper looks around, by the WINDOWS... PEPPER There’s a draft coming through the windows. How's eighteen a month? REALTOR I'm sorry, Ms. Smith, but I know my clients. They won’t budge -- PEPPER Mmmm, I know your clients, too. I know they’re going through a gruesome divorce, with infidelities on both sides that they're hoping to keep from each other and out of the papers -- and I went to summer camp with the son of the guy who edits Page Six -- so let’s try this again: How’s eighteen a month? Pepper smiles. This girl knows her business. INT. POWER STATION RECORDING STUDIO - LOBBY - LATER 42 After recording, Katy, Josie, and Alex are on their way out -- Katy eyes Josie —- this is what she was worried JOSIE That was -- electrifying —-- Thank you —— ATEXANDER It was your song -- your voice —- KATY So, what’s next? ALEXANDER How about we all go to dinner? about -- (CONTINUED) 35. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 42 43 "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 42 KATY I meant -- what are your plans for my client? First, I'd like to introduce Josie to the Cabot Board and play them the song. Then, once they approve, we’ll want to sign her, record a full album, and launch her career as an international pop star. Sound good? Uh, yeah. Sounds incredible. ATEXANDER Now —- 1s anyone hungry? (off Katy’s glare) Just food. No ulterior motives. Josie gives Katy a pointed look —- I‘m fine, girl, go —- KATY Josie, I should get back to -- my other clients —-- I have so many of them -- 1f you’re okay here JOSIE Totally, I'm good (silently mouths:) Riverdale. The Black Hood. The Gargoyle King. fine Katy squeezes Josie’s hand and goes. Alex turns to Josie -- Josie smil INT. GREAS A classic ATEXANDER Craving anything in particular? JOSIE You know...I’ve been missing my local diner back home. Pop’s. ALEXANDER in luck. We have diners in New York. es. Her day keeps getting better and better -- Y SPOON DINER - NIGHT 43 NYC diner. In a booth, Jogie’s filling Alex in... (CONTINUED) 36. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 43 44 45 CONTINUED: 43 ALEXANDER So you were in a band in high school, the Kittycats, then what happened? JOSIE The Pussycats. And...what always happens: We split up. I sang at my friend’s speakeasy for awhile... Since then, I’ve been working on finding my sound as a solo artist. ALEXANDER Well, you found it. And then some. JOSIE We’ll see. You heard that busker playing in the subway. Talent doesn’t always equal success. In your case...with my help...it will. OFF Josie, smiling —- okay, she's officially smitten... INT. KO’S APARTMENT NIGHT 44 Raty’s come over to see KO. His cute roommate, RAJ PATEL (24), sits in the middle of an extremely messy living room. Raj is a film grad student at NYU. He’s doing hits off a bong as he edits a short on his laptop. KATY Hey, Raj, is KO...? RAJ In his room, Katy. Go ahead. KO (PRE-LAP) How’d it go with the Prince? INT. KO'S APARTMENT - KO’S BEDROOM - NIGHT 45 KO’s bedroom is slightly less messy than the living room, but hey, he’s a dude in his 20s, living with a roommate, so we forgive him. (Think Adam Driver's apartment from “Girls.”) KO ...did you charm him? (CONTINUED) 37. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 45 CONTINUED: "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 KATY Even better. I charmed his girlfriend, which led to Lacy's single biggest sale of the year. KO Katy Keene for the win —-— KATY We’ll see, Gloria can be (what’s the word?) mercurial --— KO Katy, I -—- I got some news today. You know how I‘ve always wanted to train at Joe Frazier’s gym, right? KATY In Philadelphia, yeah... RO They called today. My name was on a wait-list. They’re looking to take on some new fighters -- and interested. KATY In you? KO, that’s amazing -- (then, an observation:) (I didn’t even know you were on a wait-list...) KO So...what if we move? Get a nice, big apartment together, a queen- sized bed, you love cheesesteaks -- KATY Yeah, but my job -- KO This is only if you don’t get the promotion but there are department stores in Philly. KATY (dead serious) There’s only one Lacy’s. 45 (CONTINUED) 38. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE -~ PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 45 46 CONTINUED: (2) 45 RO I know, I know —— and it’s terrible timing ~- but we always talk about how crazy and expensive it is to live here -- KATY Yeah, but it’s New York. We're New Yorkers. I get the bends when I go to Long Island KO Look -- let’s not get ahead of ourselves —- let’s see what Gloria has to say first -- then we can figure things out, cool? Katy nods, destabilized by this new variable in their lives... EXT. THE APARTMENT - NIGHT 46 Alexander walks Josie home after their date —- ALEXANDER Okay, okay -- the Shirelles or The Ronettes? JOSTIE The Shirelles, all the way -- “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow” -— it’s the one music thing my dad and I agree on —- AT,EXANDER He a musician? JOSIE He is. Jazz. Always on tour. As my mom likes to say, He’s been chasing something his whole life, and Lord knows if he’ll ever find it... Now here I am, doing the exact same thing... Alex is taken with Josie. They arrive at the apartment door and linger... JOSIE (CONT'D) This is me. And then, even though they shouldn’t, Alex and Josie move in for a slow, sexy KISS -- they pull apart -- mutual WOW —- (CONTINUED) 39. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 46 CONTINUED: 46 JOSIE (CONT'D) I'd invite you up, but...I have roommates. ALEXANDER (grinning) I don’t. Josie and Alex can’t look away from each other —- as Alex holds his hand out to hail a CAB -- END OF ACT THREE 40. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE -~ PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 47 48 ACT FOUR: A HARD KNOCK LIFE” INT., AN APARTMENT IN THE DAKOTA - THE NEXT DAY 47 Josle wakes up (wearing Alex’s vintage Ramones tee shirt) in the best bed she'’'s ever slept in. The duvet is like a cloud. She cat-stretches, then rolls over to look out the window at a CENTRAL PARK VIEW —-- IS THIS REAL?? —— KATY (V.0.) Josie McCoy’s dream isn’t what you might think. Of course, she wants to be a star, but what she really wants is for New York City to say: “Welcome. You belong here. You can play your music here. You can have a life here.” And then...maybe... the star part. Alexander (in boxers) enters with coffees and smiles at Jogie, warm. Josie nods toward the window -- JOSIE Quite the view. ALEXANDER (looking at Josie) Agreed. Playful, Alexander sets down the coffees and climbs onto Josie for a sexy morning MAKE-OUT, as WE CUT TO -- INT. LACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY 48 Katy enters through the revolving door, high off her Prince Errol sale -- smiling at a TEXT from KO: “Can’t wait for dinner with a PERSONAL SHOPPER tonight *pasta -- She arrives at her post, surprised to find a STAFF MEETING already in progress -- with MRS. LACY (70s, regal), the storeowner. Katy slips in to stand amongst Gloria’s Girls... MRS. LACY I want to thank you, Gloria, for your and your team’s exemplary performance hosting our royal visitor. The Gray Lady, The Post, and other outlets have picked up on the story that Prince Errol shopped here, with us. (MORE) (CONTINUED) 41. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 48 49 CONTINUED: 48 MRS. LACY (CONT'D) In their piece, The Times wrote: is the last great department store in America.” I couldn’t agree more with that sentiment, and I couldn’t be more proud of us. Now, let’s harness all this positive “buzz” and exceed our sales quotas for the month, shall we? APPLAUSE! Mrs. Lacy hugs Gloria, welcoming her to speak next. Katy smiles... GLORIA Thank you, Mrs. Lacy. I couldn’t have done it without my team -- my Girls. As you know, mentoring these young women means the world to me. Which is why, like to make an announcement.. . AMANDA (sotto to Katy, You so don’t deserve this. GLORIA The new Personal Shopper position goes to an exceptional, hard- working young woman, with a keen fashion sense —— who's been with me for a few years now -—- (Katy steps forward) Congratulations, Amanda —- The Girls clap and exchange looks -- they’re all shocked that it wasn’t Katy. OFF Katy, knocked back PRE-LAP: The smooth-as-silk SONG Josie and Alex recorded... INT. CABOT MEDIA - BOARDROOM - DAY 49 The CABOT BOARD OF DIRECTORS -- including Alexandra (with her cat, SEBASTIAN, in her lap) -- listens to Josie’s soulful, 60s POP-inspired song. Josie and Alex watch in nervous anticipation. The song ends. Then, DEAFENING SILENCE. Then: BOARD MEMBER 1 I have to be honest, I don’'t know who would listen to this. (CONTINUED) 42, Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 49 CONTINUED: 49 BOARD MEMBER 2 I agree. It doesn’t sound like anything out there, but not in a good way. It sounds -- risky. And risky scares me. JOSIE ALEXANDER Excuse me? Come on —-- are you saying it’s not generic enough? ATEXANDRA Alex. You asked us to listen, now it’s your turn. BOARD MEMBER 3 I didn’t hate it. Reminds me a little of The Supremes. But I hear what my daughter listens to on Streamify, and she would never listen to this. Not in a million years. Especially not by someone no one has ever heard of. Sorry, but it’s a pass for me. BOARD MEMBER 2 BOARD MEMBER 1 Pass. Pass. The rest of the Board agrees —- hard pass. Alexandra, pleased with this result, stands and approaches Josie. ALEXANDRA I'm Alexandra, Alex’s sister -- Senior VP of Cabot Media. You have a nice voice, and you seem sweet, but if we're going to re-launch our record division -- and spend millions of dollars to do so -- it has to be with someone who’s... undeniable. (then) I can tell you’re upset. But life isn’t “A Star is Born.” You don't just meet a guy and win multiple Grammys overnight. ALEXANDER You’'re wrong, Xandra. Josie’'s a star. ATEXANDRA Where did you find this one, Alexander? The subway again? (off Josie’s expression) (MORE ) (CONTINUED) Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 49 CONTINUED: (2) ALEXANDRA (CONT'D) What, did you think you were the first? Josie shoots a look at Alex, humiliated -- Alex feels terrible for putting Josie in this position -- ALEXANDRA (CONT'D) It was nice to meet you, Josie. OFF Josie, shaken 50 EXT. CABOT MEDIA - LOBBY - DAY Josie’s storming away, with Alex in hot pursuit -- ALEXANDER Josie, wait -- JOSTIE what, do you just troll subway stations all day looking for girls to humiliate —- ATEXANDER No! Those people in there don’t know what they’re talking about -- 1/17/19 49 50 ALEXANDER (CONT'D) Alex, you don‘t even work for Not yet, but I can explain -- a record JOSIE You could’ve “explained” it to me this morning -- when I woke up in your bed -- before setting me up to get ripped apart by a bunch of white guys and your Bond villain of a sister —- ALEXANDER My sister doesn’t want me re- launching the record label, she thinks it’s a waste of money —- but I'm going to prove her wrong —-— with you -- JOSIE Nu-uh -- no way, Dude —-- find someone else to drag into your sibling rivalry -- I’'m out -- Josie leaves Alexander in the dust —- 44, Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 51 INT. LACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY 51 Gloria, glasses on, reviews important paperwork at her post. Katy approaches, trying to stay calm -- KATY Gloria -- I'm genuinely confused. I thought that job was mine. GLORIA I heard Prince Errol’s girlfriend tried on a dress we didn’'t sell at our store. One of your designs. KATY ( fuckfuckfuck) She said she liked it, so I let her try it on to make her feel better -- GLORIA And to benefit yourself, I think you’ll admit. KATY Gloria, you were there -- Errol was about to walk out empty-handed —- I had to think outside the box —— GLORIA You made a choice, Katy, one that violates store policy, as well as my own personal code: You made it about yourself. KATY You mean, as opposed to about you? GLORIA (indignant) Excuse me, I put Lacy’s ahead of everything. And I expect the same of my Girls. why, effective immediately, you no longer report to this department, my department. But do check with HR, I believe there’s an opening at the Returns Counter. (twisting the knife) Or you could always try some shop downtown...on the Lower East Side...perhaps Delancey Street? OFF Katy, her mentor has turned into her nemesis —- (CONTINUED) 45. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 51 52 CONTINUED: KATY (PRE-LAP) You guys, I don’t know what to do. EXT. THE APARTMENT - FIRE ESCAPE - NIGHT Katy, Josie, Jorge, and Pepper confab over Chinese take-out... KATY Not only did I not get the promotion, Gloria exiled me to the Returns Counter --— JORGE That skinny bitch. 1’11 tell you what to do: Quit. KATY I need a job, Jorge, wanted to work at Lacy’s ever since I was a little girl. My mom always dreamed of having her dresses sold there -- JOSIE There you go. Your dream -— your real dream -- 1s to have your clothes sold at Lacy's, not to be a personal shopper at Lacy’s. (Katy’s silent) At least, I hope that's your dream, because I look around at the clothes you make, Girl, and you're a heartbeat away. And in the meantime, it doesn’t matter what your day job is. Hell, you could be cleaning toilets at Lacy’s —- it’s not important. PEPPER I agree —- but maybe let’s aim higher than cleaning toilets —-— JORGE When we first met, that’s what you said, Katy, that you wanted to be a designer —- RATY I know, but —- JOSIE No buts -- don’t give the Gloria's of the world power over you -- "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 51 52 (CONTINUED) 46. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 52 CONTINUED: "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 RATY I hear that, I do, but it’s not just about Gloria now it’s also about KO -- JORGE What do you mean? KATY This just happened, but KO wants us to move to Philadelphia. So he can train at this world-famous gym. JORGE You're not actually considering it, are you? KATY We have to figure it out —- Suddenly, there’s a really compelling reason for us go —— and a less compelling reason for us to stay JORGE It would be death -- you would die -- PEPPER Let me get this straight. You’d move to Philadelphia to support KO's dream at the cost of your own? What is that? Post-post-feminism? JORGE You always do this -- You're so focused on other people’s dreams, you forget or ignore your own -- KATY I'm in a relationship, it has to be about both of our dreams —- JORGE (sympathetic to her) You’re in it, Girl, that’s for sure -- (shaking her head) Damn, Ladies, we are a tragic mess tonight -- PEPPER Not me, Bitches, I landed my space and my investors —- 52 (CONTINUED) 47. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE -~ PILOT 52 CONTINUED: (2) JOSIE Well, I was humiliated and rejected by one of the biggest media corporations in the world. Oh, and this is after I slept with Alex and he lied to me —-— But hey, Dunkin’ Donuts is looking for a cashier -- JORGE Excuse me, Madonna Loulse Veronica (confirmation name) Ciccone worked at a back in the day -- make room for one more at this pity party, because I‘ve decided: I am giving up on Broadway KATY What? What about the second open call for “Mannequin”? “Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 52 Jorge shakes his head, emotions and hurt from being rejected coming through —- OFF Raty, even down, she’s there for her friends -- JORGE T can’t do it. I am so tired of getting rejected over and over and over again because I don’t fit into their little box. They've made it abundantly clear: The Powers-That- Be don’t want someone like me. And I can’t try to act masc, and I won't code switch just to get roles. I can’t -- KATY So maybe -- maybe you do the exact opposite -- and show them a side of you they’ve never seen before -- JORGE Katy Keene, are you saying what I think you’re saying? KATY Yes -- (Cheshire cat smile) -- but you’'re gonna need a new dress first. END OF ACT FOUR 48. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 53 54 ACT FIVE: “REALITY BITES” INT. LOPEZ DELI GROCERY - FLASEBACK 53 Lunch-rush on a typical day at the Lopez Bodega. As before, Jorge works the sandwich counter, which is surrounded by five strapping guys, JORGE'S BROTHERS, all of them horsing around, as JORGE’S MOTHER looks at them, adoringly —- RATY (V.0.) My roommate, Jorge, is the youngest of five boys (two cops, a plumber, a construction worker, and a New York Yankee). He came out to his folks when he was fourteen. And though they haven’t “met” Ginger yet, they're incredibly supportive of Jorge’s passion: To originate a role in a Broadway musical... INT. BROADWAY THEATER -~ THE NEXT DAY 54 Back at another open call for “Mannequin.” RKATY (V.0.) ...even if that musical is based on a cheesy 80s rom-com. Katy and Josie sit in the last row of the theatre, there to support —- GINGER (in full, stunning drag)! She’s onstage, front and center, amidst the other hopefuls, slaying the choreography, taking her performance to a whole new level —-— JOSIE I can’t believe you made that outfit last night -- in one night —— (notices Katy'’s emotional) Katy, you okay? KATY Yeah, I'm just -- I'm realizing: This is the kind of thing I’d miss by moving to Philly At the end of the dance combination, Ginger is spent. She’s left her sweat —-- her heart -- everything —- on the stage. DIRECTOR Number 39, please step forward. Holy shit, that’s Ginger! She steps forward, smiling -- this is it, her “Chorus Line” moment -- except -- (CONTINUED) 49. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 54 CONTINUED: 54 DIRECTOR (CONT'D) what, did you think I wouldn’t recognize you? Or that I was gonna see something today that I didn’'t before? This is Broadway, not some drag contest in the Village. Nice try, though. Next group. Ginger finds herself holding back tears of adrenaline and rage. In the audience, Katie and Josie are gob-smacked. But then, Ginger straightens her wig, throws her shoulders back -- GINGER You know what? I‘ve heard it all. Too soft, too fem, too gay, too skinny (thankyouverymuch) -- but I don’'t care, because I know I'm good enough. And for the record, those Queens in the Village have more talent in their acrylic pinky nail than most of the people in this theater. If you all can’t see talent when it’s right in front of you, then you don’t deserve to have me in your chorus. And mark my words: One day, you will know my name -- Ginger Lopez. And you’ll see it in lights. Carnegie Hall In the back row, Katy and Josie applaud and whistle, giving Ginger a standing ovation as she struts off the stage -- 55 INT. THE PLAZA HOTEL - LOBBY - DAY 55 as Pepper struts Into the hotel, on top of the world. As she passes the concierge, Didi pulls Pepper aside urgently -- DIDI Pepper, the Manager wants you to pay your bill. He tried to charge the card you have on file, but it was declined -- again -- PEPPER Hmm, I'm a little cash-poor at the moment, but tell Dmitri I'll wire him the money in a couple of days -- or, you know what, I‘ll call him from my room -- (CONTINUED) 50. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 55 CONTINUED: 55 DIDI You can’t. He deactivated your key card —- you’re locked out until you pay your bill -- all eighty thousand dollars of it —- Pepper sees the Hotel Manager, DMITRI, across the lobby —- PEPPER Alright, lock, here’s five hundred dollars -- (she hands it to Didi) Get my bags, get my laptop -- I'll text you an address where you can send them -- and don’t worry, Didi, I know this isn’t your fault -- Pepper dashes off, narrowly escaping getting caught -- JOSIE (PRE-LAP) Welcome to Dunkin’ Donuts, may I take your order? 56 INT. DUNKIN' DONUTS - DAY 56 Josie’s working the cash register in the donut shop, in uniform, when a handsome guy steps up -~ oh, crap, it’s -- JOSIE -- aw, hell. Alexander, what are you doing here? How’'d you find me? AT.EXANDER I went by your building. Can we talk? TIME-CUT TO: Alex and Josie at a table, framed by a window —- ALEXANDER It was my idea to relaunch the record label. My sister threw a fit, called it a vanity project. So my dad put a clock on it, he said: “You have one year to find a star, someone fresh, and I’11l give you the money for the label.” And Josie, you’re the star I want to do it with. No one else. JOSIE (weighing all this...) I have no reason to believe you —- except you knew your way around that booth like a pro. (CONTINUED) 51. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "“Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 56 57 CONTINUED: 56 ALEXANDER Mugic’'s my passion. Give me another chance, you won’t regret it. JOSIE 1’11 —-- consider it. ALEXANDER (hopeful) What about the night we spent together? Fuck. Josie really likes him, but knows this is trouble -- JOSIE That was -- a moment of weakness. And my break’s over, so —- I’'ll see you around, Alex —-— Josie stands, puts on her Dunkin’ Donuts hat again -- and doesn’t even look back -- INT. LACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE -~ RETURNS COUNTER - DAY 57 Meanwhile, Katy’s manning the RETURNS COUNTER in the Lacy’s basement. It’s windowless. Bleak. Suddenly, Amanda drops off an enormous jumble of tangled clothes -- AMANDA Katy, hiiii, Gloria needs you to process these returns for a priority client, ASAP —- KATY But -- none of these have tags -- AMANDA That should be no problem for a “fashion It girl” like you, Katy -- KATY Really, Amanda? You're gloating? Isn’t it enough that you sabotaged me? And, by the way, you’re not gonna get away with that -- AMANDA I deserve this promotion, Katy, I'm from the Upper East Side, okay? KATY Give me a break, Amanda, you‘re from Westchester. (MORE) (CONTINUED) 52. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 57 58 CONTINUED: 57 KATY (CONT'D) And your parents still bankroll your rent so you can spend all your paychecks on Dior Saddle Bags. You’re not fooling anyone. AMANDA Neither are you. You may not look like it -- or sound like it -- but you’'re a gutter-girl from the Lower East Side -- and that, Katy, will never change. Oh, and the lighting down here? Is doing pothing for you. In a huff, Amanda leaves Katy, who -- after a beat -- grabs her phone and starts texting Josie, Jorge, and Pepper: Drinks? Tonight? Ballroom? They immediately respond: Yes. And: Hell yes. And: Already drinking. INT. THE BALLROOM - NIGHT 58 SLAM!! Our quartet has just slammed down four empty cold vodka shots! (They are not their first shots of the night.) PEPPER Before I forget: Do you guys mind if I crash at your apartment for a few nights? A pipe burst in my room at the Plaza -- JOSIE/GINGER For sure!/You can sleep with Katy -~ KATY (mischievous) Okay, it might be the vodka talking, but I had an epiphany today at the Returns Counter: Screw Lacy’s. I gave that place three years of my life —- Think of all the clothes I didn’t design while I was at Lacy’s -- So tomorrow, I'm quitting -- JOSTIE Katy, do whatever you need to do, but you can’t move to Philadelphia, I just got here —— KATY I...definitely have to figure that out, Josie, but first -- tonight —- (she holds up her keys) (MORE) (CONTINUED) 53. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 58 59 60 CONTINUED: 58 KATY (CONT'D) who's in the mood for a little fun? INT. LACY’'S DEPARTMENT STORE - NIGHT 59 Katy has unlocked a side dcor to let Josie, Pepper, and Ginger into the dark, empty store. Lacy’s is all theirs. In a “Mannequin”-like sequence, the girls rush around various departments, trying on fabulous clothes and accessories. ANGLE ON: Pepper, all alone, perusing luxury scarves. She opens a DISPLAY CASE and picks up an EXPENSIVE SILK SCARF. she looks over her shoulder, then places it in her bag -- The sequence culminates in a SLOW-MOTION STRUT, all our girls dressed in outfits they could never afford. It’s a moment of wish-fulfillment, when -- record-scratch -- Katy spots Harvey Fierstein, struggling to finish his display window —-— KATY CRAP, someone’s here, we need to go -- Katy ushers the girls towards the exit, but Harvey spots her -- HARVEY -- Katy, is that you? Katy closes the door behind her friends (who are outside the gtore now), then turns to KATY Hi, Harvey —-- I forgot my wallet -- (she senses he’s distraught) -— are you okay? HARVEY No. The client threw out my concept for the window —- the day before it’s scheduled to be unveiled. Now I have until sunrise to figure out a new way to display twelve evening gowns. ILf the c¢lient’s unhappy, I'm done for, Mrs. Lacy’ll put me out to pasture —- KATY (can’t stop herself) ...maybe...I can help? OFF Harvey, he’ll take whatever help he can get -- INT. LACY’S DEPARTMENT STORE - WINDOW DISPLAY - LATER 60 Katy drops a box of accessories in front of Harvey -- (CONTINUED) 54. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 60 CONTINUED: Harvey loo "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 RATY As Oprah says, these are a few of my favorite things. Hopefully they’1l spark something -- ks through what Katy brought -- HARVEY Let's see —- oooh, look at these bejeweled cuffs —- KATY It’s weird, but I‘ve always been obsessed with cuffs -- especially the ones Lagerfeld designed for Chanel in the 80s -- elegant, powerful -- like Wonder Woman, bulletproof -- my mom had a pair she wore everywhere —-— HARVEY Is she a fashion girl like us? KATY She was a seamstress. She always said: “You don’t have to be rich to be stylish.” Every weekend, we would come to Lacy’s together and stare at your windows for hours -- We couldn’t afford anything, of course, but we would get inspired by our favorite designers -- McQueen, Chanel, Saint Laurent, Balenciaga -- then we would go home and make...our...own... 60 Having a vivid memory, Katy'’s looking out the window, seeing herself as a toddler, standing with her mother, holding her hand... OFF Katy, an almost maniacal look in her eyes —- KATY (CONT'D) ...wait...Harvey...I just had a crazy ildea for your window -- but you’re gonna have to trust me -- and we’re gonna need every sewing machine in the store -- END OF ACT FIVE 55. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 61 62 ACT SIX: “OPENING DOORS” INT. THE APARTMENT KATY'S BEDROCM THE NEXT MORNING 61 Katy sleeps in her chic eye mask when her phone rings. It’s HARVEY. Groggy, Katy picks up -- Pepper, sharing the bed with Katy, stirs —- KATY HARVEY (ON PHONE) Hello? Katy, where are you? You're going to miss it -- KATY Omigod, I’1l be right there -—- Katy hangs up and whips off her duvet -- and WE CUT TO: EXT. LACY’S DEPARTMENT STORE - WINDOW DISPLAY - MORNING 62 Raty, Josie, Jorge, and Pepper rush toward Lacy’s, coffees in hand. Harvey, THE CLIENTS, Mrs. Lacy, Gloria there for (the currently curtained) window’s unveiling -- MRS. LACY It’s tradition here at Lacy’s that we gather for the unveiling of our new store windows. I know Harvey and his team have been hard at work to showcase the fabulous gowns by our friends at Commes Des Filles. So, without further ado ~- Mrs. Lacy motions --— the CURTAIN DROPS —- everyone gasps in amazement -- APPLAUSE!! —- even the Clients are pleased -- and then we see it, too: The tableau is a SEWING ROOM (echoing our opening image). The MANNEQUINS are SEAMSTRESSES wearing and making COUTURE GOWNS. Fabric flows from all angles. Simple, timeless, in motion -- MRS. LACY (CONT’D}) This is just -- Harvey, speechless... HARVEY It was all Katy Keene's idea. Which is why, I’'d like to offer her a job in my department -- KATY (in shock) Harvey... (CONTINUED) 56. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 62 63 64 CONTINUED: 62 HARVEY It’s low pay and long hours, but be rewarded for your talent. {side-eyeing Gloria) Not punished by jealous hags. KATY I, I don’t know what to say -- HARVEY Say yes, on one condition: not letting you stay here forever. Six months, tops. (Okay, maybe nine.) Then, you’re out in the world —- doing what you're meant to be doing. Designing. Katy, eyes wet, hugs her new fairy godmother -- as Gloria turns tail and stomps into the store -- INT. LACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE -~ MOMENTS LATER 63 When Gloria arrives at her domain, Amanda is holding up a GIANT BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AMANDA These were just delivered. GLORIA For me, I assume. (snatching the card) “Thank you for your help. Let me know how I can return the favor... Katy.” Signed —- Errol Swoon. Gloria rips up the note, tosses the flowers into the trash PEPPER (PRE-LAP) It’s mulberry silk -- INT. CAFE DES ARTISTES DAY 64 Pepper sits across from Didi, who’s Jjust opened a gift —- the silk scarf Pepper stole from Lacy’s —-— DIDT Pepper, you didn’t have to get me anything (but I'm glad you did, this is gorge) -- (CONTINUED) 57. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT "Once Upon a Time in New York" Network Draft 1/17/19 64 65 66 CONTINUED: 64 PEPPER Picked it up in Paris. A thank you for getting my things back to me. And for being such a good friend. DIDI Where are you gonna live now? PEPPER Me? Oh, my usual suite at the Waldorf. I’ll be just fine —- Pepper sips champagne, and smiles that smile of hers... GINGER (PRE-LAP} New York City, remember you heard her here first -- INT, THE BALLROOM - THAT NIGHT 65 Katy, Josie, and Pepper around a table -- Ginger, in all her glory, is on the Ballroom’s stage, introducing -- GINGER -— all the way from podunk Riverdale -- she came here to sing, so earlier today, I warned her I was gonna make her sing —- let’s give a big Ballroom welcome to -- Jogie McCoy!! Ginger cedes the mic to Josie, who'’s nervous-but-excited -- JOSTIE You guys, I have been mugged, I have been torn down, I have been lied to, but I'm exactly where I want to be: New-York-Damn-City! This one’s for all the dreamers out there -- Josie starts to sing. Everybody begins to dance. After a few moments of youthful abandon, Katy spots KO at the back of the club —- he smiles, she smiles back -- but both of them know that they have to have The Conversation. So WE CUT TO: INT. RAY'S PIZZA - NIGHT 66 Katy and KO are in line for late night slices. Katy’s face is up against the glass, debating her order. Ray’s at the ready. RAY What can I get you, Katy? (CONTINUED) 58. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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KATY KEENE - PILOT 66 CONTINUED: “Once Upon a Time in New York"” Network Draft 1/17/19 KATY Hey, Ray, I'm debating between cheese and pepperoni -- or whatever your biggest slice is -- KO, if you get the fennel sausage, can I have a bite? KO (grins) Depends. Are we moving to Philly? KATY (moment of truth-time:) I have...been thinking about that. Angd...I've made some decisions. Even though I didn’t get the promotion, I want to stay in New York. Especially since going to pursue designing again, as a career, Still working at Lacy's, but just as a means to opening my own shop someday -- is that okay? KO (he nods, then:) Why the change of heart? KATY Meeting Josie -- watching her chase her dream -~ reminded me...I should be doing the same thing. And so should you, KO. So maybe you go, and we do the long-distance thing -- KO I'm not going anywhere without you, Katy, you're everything to me. In fact, I had a feeling things might play out this way, so...if we’re staying in NYC, we should make it official KO Kelly gets down on one knee -- KATY K0, what the hell are you doing? KO Katy Keene, will you marry me? 66 Everyone in the pizzeria “awwws” and cheers, including Ray. KO anxiously waits for an answer. OFF Katy, gobsmacked —- END OF PILOT 59. Sides by Breakdown Services - Actors Access
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