FADE
1IN:
CLOSE
ON
A
lush
jungle
forest.
So
CLOSE
all
we
see
is
DEEP
GREEN.
We
HEAR
the
DISTANT
CHATTER
of
jungle
animals,
as
WORDS
APPEAR.
"Now
this
is
the
law
of
the
jungle,
As
old
and
as
true
as
the
sky...
And
the
wolf
that
shall
keep
it
may
prosper,
But
the
wolf
that
shall
break
it
must
die.”
~~
Rudyard
Kipling
"The
Law
of
the
Jungle”
THEN.
.
.
you
chey
all
the
rules,
you
miss
all
the
fun.
-~
Hepburn
SMASH
CUT
TO:
EXT.
-~
NEW
YORK
CITY
STREET
--
LATE
AFTERNOON
Bam!
The
sexy
mambo
rhythm
of
JUNGLE
DRUMS
mixes
with
the
cacophony
of
Manhattan.
CLOSE
ON
A
pair
of
gorgeous
LEOPARD
PRINT
Manolos
on
a
great
pair
of
iegs,
STALKING
down
the
busy
street.
Wherever
these
feet
-
are
going,
we
wish
we
were
headed
there
too.
CUT
TO:
EXT.
STREET
-
SAME
ZEBRA
STRIPED
Jimmy
Choos
stake
their
claim
on
sidewalk.
Another
gueen
of
this
jungle
hunts
her
prey.
CUT
TO:
EXT.
-
ANOTHER
STREET
-
SAME
SNAKESKIN
BOOTS,
expensive,
but
the
heel's
more
practical.
They
break
into
A
RUN
when
suddenly
THE
CONTENTS
OF
AN
OVERSTUFFED
HOGAN
BaG
clatter
to
the
ground.
Scripts,
Blackberry,
pacifier,
lipstick...
all
hit
the
sidewalk.
WENDY
HEALY,
41,
smart,
earthily
attractive,
bends
down
to
scoop
them
up,
stuffs
them
back
in.
We
hear:
NEWS
PROGRAM
(0.S.)
...
And
Manhattan
Magazine's
list
of
New
York's
50
most
powerful
women
came
out
today...
walks
by
THE
WINDOW
OF
AN
ELECTRONICS
STORE.
The
sound
comes
from
the
BANK
OF
TV's
turned
to
CNN
Money,
where
we
1
see
the
ANCHORS
in
front
of
Wendy's
picture,
as
she
strides
past.
NEWS
PROGRAM
(CONT'D)
Wendy
Healy,
President
of
Parador
Pictures...
who
at
41
has
earned
the
company
CUT
TO:
EXT./INT.
LIMO
-
SAME
The
LEOPARD
MANOLOS
gracefully
get
in
to
the
car.
These
great
legs
are
attached
to
NICO
REILLY,
40s,
cool,
classy,
formidable.
NEWS
PROGRAM
(0.8.)
...
number
six.
Nico
Reilly,
Editor
in
Chief
of
Bonfire
Magazine...
In
the
LIMO,
Nico
turns
on
the
little
tv
to
the
CNN
Money
show,
watches,
as
we
see...
NEWS
PROGRAM
(CONT'D)
.
And
up
and
coming
fashion
designer
Victory
Ford
is
number
17
on
our
list,
owner
of
her
own
label,
with
boutigues
throughout
the
U.S.
and
Asia.
..
PULL
OUT
to
reveal
the
CNN
report
is
now
on
a
DIFFERENT
TV
backstage
at...
INT.
BRYANT
PARK
-
VICTORY
FORD
FASHION
SHOW
-
SAME
Backstage
chaog.
Our
ZEBRA
STRIPED
Jimmy
Choos
stand
on
a
stool,
adjusting
an
outfit
on
A
MODEL.
These
are
the
legs
of
Victory
Ford.
At
40,
she's
a
Holly
Go
Lightly
for
today
--
peautiful,
creative,
chicly
bohemian.
She
walks
through
the
‘madness,
a
bit
tense,
keeps
checking
the
time,
making
sure
every
detail
is
perfect.
She
pulls
a
cigarette
from
ANOTHER
MODEL'S
mouth,
takes
a
guick
drag
before
stomping
it
out.
She
peeks
outside
at
--
EXT.
BRYANT
PARK
TENT
-
CONTINUOUS
It's
a
zoo.
LIMOS
are
stacked.
PRESS,
PAPARAZZI...
FASHIONISTAS,
ASSISTANTS
WITH
HEADSETS.
Everyone
who's
anyone
is
here.
1In
the
flurry
of
activity,
we
pick
up
pieces
of
DIALOGUE
as
they're
important.
LIMO
pulls
up.
A
MALE
PUBLICIST
helps
her
out
of
the
car,
getting
info
through
his
headset
from
a
FEMALE
PUBLICIST
with
a
clipboard.
2
FEMALE
PUBLICIST
(into
headset,
sotto)
"
Nico
Reilly...
Editor
Bonfire.
being
photographed.
I
hear
she's
a
bitch.
Nico
steps
out,
all
business.
FLASHBULBS
POP,
but
Nico
Reilly
doesn't
pose
for
photographers,
just
heads
toward
the
tent.
They
SHOUT
after
her,
trying
to
get
their
shots.
.
PHOTOGRAPHER
#1
{calling)
Nico!
PHOTOGRAPHER
#2
Over
here!
PHOTOGRAPHER
#1
Wwho
are
you
wearing?
NICO
{over
her
shoulder)
Victory
Ford.
She
continues
walking,
pleasant
but
gently
dismissive.
As
she's
about
to
enter
the
tent
she
passes
the
FEMALE
PUBLICIST
with
the
headset.
NICC
{CONT'D}
Oh.
And
I'm
really
not
a
bitch.
I'm
shy.
She
smiles
to
herself
and
continues
inside.
INT.
TENT
-
A
FEW
MINUTES
LATER
A
fizzy
excitement
is
in
the
air.
People
are
shown
to
their
seats,
scope
the
crowd
for
friends
and
enemies.
FIND
Nico,
settling
into
her
primo
spot.
She
takes
it
all
in.
Hates
that
she
has
to
take
out
her
glasses
to
read
the
program,
WENDY
comes
down
the
aisle,
harried,
late,
always
a
tornado
in
contrast
to
Nico's
calm.
They
greet
each
other,
kiss.
WENDY
(checking)
Am
I
sweaty?
My
car
was
late
so
I
ran
from
50th.
fumbles
in
her
bag,
then
gives
up
the
search,
TAKES
NICC'S
GLASSES
to
look
at
the
program.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
I
hope
she
got
our
present.
(MORE}
3
WENDY
(CONT'D)
I
want
her
to
get
it
before.
Do
you
think
she
got
it
before?
NICO
I
said
get
it
there
before.
I'm
sure
she
got
it.
INT.
BACKSTAGE
-
SRME
Victory
pulls
the
1id
off
a
BEAUTIFULLY
WRAPPED
package,
iifts
out
A
HANDCRAFTED
SNOW
GLOBE
with
THE
EARTH
INSIDE.
Tnstead
of
snow,
sparkly
stars
swirl
around
it.
It's
lovely.
she
opens
the
card,
knowing
who
it's
from...
CLOSE
ON
CARD:
You
own
the
world.
Now
stop
biting
your
lip
and
knock
tem
dead.
XO
N.
and
Victory
smiles,
catches
herself
--
she
had
indeed
been
biting
her
lip,
is
touched
by
the
gift.
TN
FRONT,
the
LIGHTS
GO
DOWN.
The
plastic
is
removed
from
the
runway,
signifying
that
the
show's
about
to
start.
Nico
and
Wendy
squeeze
each
other's
hand,
"here
goes,"
as
the
Victory
Ford
logo
is
lit,
the
TECHNOPOP
MUSIC
starts
and
the
first
model
takes
the
runway.
QUICK
DISSCLVES
take
us
through
the
show.
-
MODELS
strut
the
runway
in
chic
ensembles
-
SPECTATORS
watch,
take
notes
-
Wendy
and
Nico
whisper
to
each
other,
laugh
at
secret
jokes
-
The
final
moment
where
Victory
comes
out
and
does
hér
WAVE
As
Victory
basks
in
her
moment
of
glory,
Nico
and
Wendy
are
proud,
applaud
loudly.
Victory
catches
their
eye
and
smiles.
Does
life
get
any
better
than
this?
SLOW
FADE
TO:
INT.
VICTORY'S
GREENWICH
VILLAGE
APARTMENT
-
THE
NEXT
NIGHT
...
Maybe
not,
but
it
sure
can
get
worse.
What
a
difference
a
day
makes.
Wadded
up
Kleenex
are
scattered
amidst
NEWSPAPER
REVIEWS,
each
worse
than
the
next
-~
"NO
VICTORY
FOR
VICTCORY,"
wyICTORY
DUMPS
DELICIOUS
FOR
DRAR..."
*VICTORY
DEFEATED..."
Nico
and
Wendy,
still
in
their
work
clothes,
are
sitting
by
the
fireplace,
circling
the
wagons
around
a
very
different
vVictory
‘than
the
one
before
--
this
one
unshowered,
in
pajamas,
and
looking
like
hell.
WENDY
Oh
sweetie,
it
happens.
4
VICTORY
Not
to
me,
it
doesn't.
Oh
my
God.
I
never
dreamed
I
would
be
eviscerated
like
this.
Never
even
considered
the
possibility.
(reading)
"Out
With
the
0ld,
in
with
the...
Ew?"
That's
just
mean.
This
business
is
mean.
{(dragging
herself
up)
I
need
a
cupcake.
She
stalks
around,
picking
through
the
stuff,
locking
for
food.
NICO
Okay.
so
a
few
critics
didn't
like
this
particular
show.
So
what?
It's
the
clothes
they're
rejecting,
not
you.
looks
at
Wendy
for
sympathy,
"Help
me."
WENDY
{to
Nico
by
Her
clothes
are
her.
Nico
shrugs,
"I
tried."
Victory
comes
back
with
a
cupcake,
tries
to
give
back
the
snow
globe.
VICTORY
Here.
You
two
should
have
this.
You
still
own
the
world.
All
I
own
is
a
busted
career
and
hundred
pairs
of
shoes.
(getting
up)
You
know
what?
I
should
give
you
my
shoes.
They're
so
pretty.
They
deserve
to
be
on
successful
feet.
NICO
Vic.
Stop.
Everyoné
gets
humiliated.
Remember
what
happened
to
me
at
Harper's
Bazaar?
I
was
escorted
out
of
the
building
by
guards.
WENDY
Hey.
Don't
make
her
feel
better.
She
was
about
to
give
us
shoes.
Victory
laughs
despite
herself.
VICTORY
I
know,
I
know...
5
NICO
and
Wendy's
gotten
tons
of
bad
reviews.
The
Blue
Cance,
anybody?
WENDY
I
still
maintain
that
was
a
good
movie,
it
was
just
a
bad
title.
(hugging
Victory)
I
know,
sweetie,
it
hurts,
but
you
just
have
to
ignore
them.
Lay
low
until
it
blows
over.
loan
you
the
house
in
Montauk
~--
you
can
wear
big
sweaters,
sunglasses
and
a
baseball
hat.
Everyone
will
agsume
you've
had
something
done.
Hell,
you
could
even
have
something
done.
VICTORY
Maybe
I'11
botox
myself
to
the
point
where
my
face
betrays
no
emction.
Then
nobody
can
see
how
hurt
I
am.
WENDY
Atta
girl.
NICO
No.
Do
not
listen
to
Wendy.
You
can't
hide.
A
true
player
responds
to
disaster
as
though
nothing's
happened.
When
they
smell
fear
in
this
town,
it's
over.
VICTORY
But
I
am
afraid.
{cff
their
looks)
I
am.
I
mean,
I
loved
the
more
serious
direction
I
took
last
night.
I
wanted
to
reinvent
myself
a
little,
show
another
side.
But
what
if
the
reviews
were
right
and
it
did
suck?
What
if
I
suck,
and
everything
I've
done
up
until
now
is
a
fluke?
WENDY
Vie,
we
all
have
those
dark
moments
in
the
middle
of
the
night.
I
don't.
WENDY
she
said,
not
helping
the
situation.
6
Well,
I
don't.
I
find
it
offensive
that
women
always
feel
we
have
to
apologize
for
our
success.
There
are
no
flukes,
there
is
no
luck.
There's
just
talent,
and
hard
work,
and
the
ability
to
bounce
back
when
vou're
knocked
down.
No
more.
No
less.
And
she
SCOOPS
UP
the
BAD
REVIEWS,
tosses
them
INTO
THE
FIREPLACE,
and
LIGHTS
THEM
on
fire.
WENDY
{teasing)
I
always
thought
she
screwed
her
way
to
the
top.
VICTORY
Yeah,
that's
definitely
the
story
as
I
heard
it.
NICO
{laughing)
Shut
up.
The
three
friends
laugh,
watch
the
fire.
THE
FLAMES
lap
at
the
paper,
CONSUMING
IT.
As
the
FIRE
BURNS,
we
HEAR
THE
JUNGLE
DRUMS...
and
we...
SMASH
CUT
TO:
MAIN
TITLES
.
ACT
ONE
FADE
IN:
INT.
WENDY'S
SOHO
LOFT
-
MORNING
Morning
chaos.
The
loft
will
look
cool
someday
if
they
ever
finish
it.
Wendy,
still
wet
and
in
her
towel,
is
trying
to
get
her
kids
ready
for
school
and
herself
ready
for
work.
HER
SONS
TYLER
(6)
and
SAM
(3)
are
in
pajamas,
hitting
each
other.
The
PHONE
IS
RINGING.
WENDY
(to
boys)
Guys.
Please
stop
that
and
put
your
on.
Where's
the
phone?
I
said
to
put
it
back
on
the
handset.
7
She
looks
all
around
for
it,
as
Wendy's
daughter
MAGGIE
(13)
~
through
as
the
PHONE
KEEPS
RINGING.
MAGGIE
Mom.
Where's
my
IPod?
WENDY
One
second,
honey.
Boys!
{to
Maggie)
Check
the
kitchen.
boys)
Stop
it!
she
finds
the
phone
under
a
cushion.
.
WENDY
{CONT'D)
(into
phone)
Hello.
It's
JOSH,
Wendy's
assistant.
JOSH
(0.8.)
(accusatory)
Where
are
you?
WENDY
Paris.
Josh,
I
asked
you
to
please
not
¢all
me
in
the
This
is
my
special
family
time.
We
hear
SCREAMING,
and
Wendy
physically
breaks
up
the
fighting
BOYS,
points
them
to
their
room
to
get
dressed.
JOSH
Okay,
then.
I'll
just
tell
Hector
Matrick
you'll
call
him
back
at
a
more
convenient
time?
WENDY
Hector
Matrick's
on
the
phone?
Dammit.
-
{shouting)
Okay,
listen!
The
CEO
of
the
company
that
owns
my
company
is
on
the
phone.
Bverybedy
get
dressed
now
and
ncbody
is
allowed
to
yell
Mommy
for
the
next
ten
minutes!
She
tears
through
the
apartment,
still
wet,
heads
the
room
they
call
"the
office."
JOSH
S8hall
I
put
him
through?
I'1l1
put
him
through.
WENDY
Wait!
No,
not
ye--
8
HECTOR
(0.8.)
Wendy?
Wendy
is
that
you?
Josh
has
the
annoying
habit
of
putting
calls
through
before
Wendy's
ready,
and
he's
done
it
again.
WENDY
(feigning
casual)
Hectoxr.
How
nice
te
hear
from
you.
HECTOR,
at
70,
is
the
sccentric
patriarch
of
Matrick-Verner,
who
owns
Parador
Pictures.
For
vears
people
have
said
he's
going
insane,
and
he's
done
little
to
refute
that
notion.
INT.
HECTOR
MATRICK'S
OFFICE
-
CROSS
CUT
HECTOR
I'm
concerned
about
the
shades,
Wendy.
WENDY
What's
that?
HECTOR
The
window
shades.
In
the
offices.
I'd
like
them
to
be
kept
at
a
uniform
height.
WENDY
Uh-huh.
..
HECTOR
I'm
thinking
five
inches
from
the
sill.
And
I'd
like
you
to
issue
a
memo
.
ON
WENDY
Listening,
as
Hector
prattles
on.
She's
trying
to
follow,
when
her
towel
slips,
she
looks
down
at
her
chest,
peeks
can't
help
noticing
how...
deflated...
her
breasts
look.
When
the
hell
did
that
happen?
HECTOR
(CONT'D)
...
exactly
five
inches.
Or
five
and
a
half
--
I
don't
like
to
micromanage.
Now
what's
this
I
hear
about
Dreamworks
doing
a
picture
about
Galileo?
Aren't
we
doing
a
Galileo
picture?
Now
he's
got
Wendy's
attention.
Victor
does
this
--
slips
in
something
pertinent
amidst
the
senseless
rant.
WENDY
Yes,
we
are.
a
terrific
script
and
we've
got
Leonardo
(MORE)
9
%
10.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
I'm
sure
I
would
have
heard
if
Dreamworks
had
one
in
development,
Hector.
sam
walks
in,
climbs
into
Wendy's
lap.
She
frantically
fishes
around
for
candy,
gives
him
a
piece
to
keep
him
gquiet.
HECTOR
Good.
We
can't
have
two
Galileo
pictures.
You
saw
what
happened
to
the
second
Capote.
Nobody
cared.
WENDY
1'11
check
into
it
as
soon
as
I
get
into
the
office,
but
you
shouldn't
worry,
Hector.
I'm
sure
it's
just
a
I'm
glad.
Because
that
would
be
bad
for
you,
wouldn't
it?
{then)
Goodbye,
Wendy.
Five
inches
from
the
gill.
and
he's
gone.
Shit!
CUT
TO:
INT.
LOFT
BEDROOM
-
CONTINUQUS
Wendy,
holding
up
her
towel,
deposits
Sam
onto
a
LUMP
OF
COVERS
on
the
bed.
The
lump’s
her
husband,
SHANE,
30's,
handsome,
metrosexual,
still
sleeping.
He
stirs,
and
STRETCHES
languorously...
He
does
have
a
great
body,
even
if
it's
not
getting
up.
WENDY
Shane,
can
you
please
get
up
and
get
the
kids
ready.
I
have
to
get
to
the
office.
and
she
starts
for
the
bathroom.
Shane
wrestles
Sam
playfully.
SHANE
Can't
do
it,
Wen.
You're
gonna
have
to
take
'em
today.
WENDY
What?
SHANE
I'm
meeting
this
guy
at
Starbucks
to
talk
about
the
restaurant.
(MORE)
10
SHANE
{CONT'D)
(0ff
her
look)
What's
the
big
deal?
You
know
where
the
school
is.
(tickling
Sawm)
Ahhh...
tickle
attack!
gam
laughs.
WENDY
Shane.
You
can't
do
this
to
me
on
such
short
notice.
I
have
a
crazy
morning
--
SHANE
When
don't
you
have
a
crazy
morning?
If
I
postpone
it'll
set
everything
back,
but
what
the
hell?
It's
your
money,
right?
Ouch.
They've
been
here
before.
Wendy,
not
wanting
him
to
sulk,
tries
to
make
peace.
WENDY
(gently)
It's
our
money,
Shane.
You
know
that.
The
money
I
make
is
for
both
of
us.
He's
focusing
on
Sam,
not
giving
her
anything.
WENDY
(CONT'D}
{carefully)
I
just
don't
think
this
whole
restaurant
idea
is
making
you
happy.
That's
all.
I
don't
know...
maybe
you
should
go
back
to
writing
screenplays.
I
could
--
SHANE
Screw
it,
Wendy.
God.
What
do
you
want?
A
long
beat.
No
point
in
starting
this
now.
WENDY
(a
little
sadly)
I
just
want
you
to
be
happy,
Shane.
So
we
can
all
be
happy.
And
she
turns,
looks
in
the
mirror,
and
puts
on
her
lipstick.
INT.
NICO'S
AVENUE
CO-~OP
DRESSING
ROOM
-
SAME
Nico's
putting
on
lipstick
as
well.
Her
co-op
is
elegantly
appointed,
lavish,
expensive.
Nico
stands
in
her
LaPerla
bra
and
panties
getting
ready
for
work.
11
12.
Her
husband
CHARLES,
50's,
is
getting
ready
also.
He's
a
New
York
intellectual,
has
a
professorial
air
about
him.
Theirs
is
&
meeting
of
the
minds,
if
not
always
the
bodies
anymore.
They
move
in
a
familiar
morning
dance,
getting
dressed
in
the
same
space,
yet
each
¢ccupying
their
own.
.
..
And
tonight's
the
culmination
of
months
of
my
hard
work
--
CHARLES
What's
tonight?
NICO
The
Bonfire/Target
launch
event
at
Bungalow
38.
--
And
he's
going
to
be
strutting
arcund
taking
all
the
credit
--
CHARLES
Well,
he
is
CEO.
That's
what
they
do.
Have
you
seen
my
watch?
NICO
By
the
sink.
CHARLES
Ah.
NICO
CEC
my
ass.
The
mannequin
in
the
window
at
the
Armani
store
generates
more
ideas
for
his
company
than
Mike
Harness
does
for
ours.
Every
magazine
under
his
umbrella
except
mine
is
nemorrhaging
profits.
He
should
be
working
‘round
the
clock,
and
instead
he's
playing
golf
and
getting
spray
tanned.
Ohhh,
can't
I
just
skip
tonight.
CHARLES
.
Come
on,
Nicky,
where's
the
girl
who
wanted
to
conguer
the
world?
NICO
She's
tired.
I
don't
know
--
nothing’'s
exciting
anymore.
{taking
his
hands)
Can't
you
at
least
come
with
me
tonight?
We
can
stand
at
the
bar
and
make
fun
of
people
like
we
used
to
when
I
was
just
starting
out.
Remember?
12
CHARLES
1'd
love
to,
but
I
have
that
lecture
tomorrow
at
Columbia
and
I'm
woefully
unprepared.
You
can
tell
me
all
about
it
when
you
get
home.
NICO
Ch.
Okay.
CHARLES
Don't
worry,
Nicky.
You'll
find
the
thing
that
gets
your
blood
boiling
again.
You
always
do.
Nico
goes
to
kiss
him
--
but
instead
he
gives
ber
a
routine
kiss
on
the
forehead,
and
crosses
off.
Nico's
CELL
PHONE
RINGS.
She
picks
up.
INT.
NEW
YORK
STREET
-
SAME
victory
strides
down
the
street
looking
fabulous
in
a
BRIGHT
RED
DRESS,
putting
on
lipstick,
while
TALKING
TO
NICO
on
the
cell
phone.
VICTORY
Nico.
You'll
be
happy
to
know
I'm
taking
your
advice
and
not
hiding.
I'm
wearing
my
fuck
you
dress
and
my
fuck
you
shoes.
I'm
facing
my
public
and
I
feel
so
much
better.
She
reaches
her
offices,
in
the
FLATIRON
BUILDING,
goes
in.
INT.
HALLWAY
-
FLATIRON
BLDG.
-
MOMENTS
LATER
Victory
steps
out
of
the
elevator,
walks
down
the
hallway,
still
on
the
phone.
VICTORY
(cont'd)
It
all
made
so
much
sense
this
morning.
I
mean,
really.
There's
nothing
to
be
embarrassed
about.
I'm
the
same
Victory
I
always
was
and
no
reviews
can
change
that.
opens
the
double
doors,
walks
in
to
find...
INT.
VICTORY
FORD
OFFICES
-
CONTINUOUS
...
all
the
EMPLOYEES
at
her
with
big
puppy
dog,
sympathetic,
sad
faces,
as
though
she's
just
found
out
she
has
six
months
to
live.
EMPLOYEES
13
14.
She
reacts.
INT.
WENDY'S
PARADOR
PICTURES
OFFICE
-
SAME
wendy
FLIES
in,
laden
with
bags
of
scripts.
Two
ASSISTANTS
wearing
CORDLESS
HEADSETS
sit
an
outer
office.
JOSH
(20's,
officious)
is
the
one
from
the
phone.
JOSH
Where
were
you?
WENDY
I
know,
Josh,
I'm
sorry.
I
Had
to
take
my
kids
to
school
at
the
last
minute
and
--
She
stops.
Way
does
she
always
feel
the
need
to
explain
hergelf
to
him?
She
continues
into
the
inner
office.
INT.
WENDY'S
INNER
OFFICE
-
CONTINUQOUS
Cozy,
warm,
cluttered.
Josh
and
the
other
assistant
follow
her
in,
hand
her
a
Diet
Coke
and
a
muffin.
WENDY
Ckay,
I
want
you
to
put
down
your
sudoku
puzzles
--
yeah,
surprise,
I
know
--
and
call
all
your
assistant
friends
and
find
out
if
Dreamworks
has
a
Galileo
project.
{then}
B
And
get
Selden
Rose
on
the
phone
now.
I
need
to
know
if
Leonardo
DiCaprio’'s
deal
is
closed.
She's
about
to
sit.
JCSH
No
time.
You
have
dailies
on
the
romantic
comedy
upstairs
five
minutes
ago.
WENDY
Damn.
First
thing
in
the
morning?
Okay,
then
call
Selden
and
see
if
he'll
meet
me
in
the
screening.
She
starts
out,
pounding
her
Diet
Coke,
as
the
ASSISTANTS
follow
her
with
her
stuff.
WENDY
(CONT'D)}
Please
God
let
today's
be
better.
1'd
even
take
either
romance
or
comedy
at
this
point,
but
so
far
we‘ve
got
neither.
14
o®
1i5.
INT.
NICO'S
BCONFIRE
MAGAZINE
OFFICE
-~
SAME
Cool,
corporate,
streamlined.
Magazine
covers
on
the
wall.
Nico's
desk
is
immaculate.
Nico
looks
over
papers,
as
her
assistant,
REBECCA,
sets
a
cup
of
tea
in
a
saucer
on
the
desk.
REBECCA
I
have
Barry
Santos
from
Target
for
you
on
two.
Nico
picks
up.
NiCOo
Barry,
hi.
I
just
wanted
to
tell
you
how
honored
I
am
that
Bonfire
is
the
vehicle
that's
launching
Target
into
this
new
era,
and
I
wanted
to
go
over
a
few
talking
points
for
this
evening's
party.
I
-
INT.
BARRY
SANTOS'
OFFICE
-
SAME
-
CROSS
CUT
BARRY
Mike
Harness
already
went
over
everything
with
me.
Nico's
surprised,
covers.
Oh
really?
BARRY
Yeah,
I
thought
it
was
a
little
strange,
since
this
was
always
your
baby,
but
he
said
he'd
talked
to
you
first.
NICO
Oh.
Yes,
of
course.
That's
fine.
Excellent.
One
less
thing
to
worry
about
on
such
an
important
day.
Tonight
then.
BARRY
Tonight.
She
hangs
up.
Her
eves
narrow...
pissed.
She
stirs
her
tea
a
moment.
Rebecca
enters.
Nico
(a
deadly
calm}
Rebecca.
Get
me
Mike
Harness.
Now.
INT.
AGAINST
A
WHITE-TILED
WALL
-
MOMENTS
LATER
MIKE
HARNESS,
40's,
handsome,
slick,
is
on
the
cell
phone.
15
o®
16.
MIKE
{into
phone)
Tell
her
I'm
in
a
meeting.
He
FLIPS
the
phone
SHUT.
REVEAL
he's
shirtless.
He
holds
up
his
arms,
and
SPRAY
SHOOTS
OUT
OF
THE
WALLS.
He's
in
a
tanning
booth.
INT.
VICTORY'S
OFFICE
-
SAME
victory's
in
the
stylish
bullpen
area.
15
or
20
EMPLOYEES
are
nervously
gathered
around
as
she's
finishing
a
pep
talk.
VICTORY
So
this
is
a
day
of
celebration.
Because
whatever
anyone
says,
we
did
what
we
believed
in.
We
broke
new
ground,
and
Victory
Ford
moves
forward.
So
no
more
boo-boo
faces.
We
are
fine.
BAnd
we
all
go
out
there
proud,
to
show
the
world
how
fine
we
arel
(clapping)
So
congratulations
to
all
of
us
on
a
job
well
done!
she
raises
her
fist
in
triumph,
then
heads
intc
her
bohemian
chic
office.
Her
funky-looking
but
fretful
assistant,
ZOEY
(20's)
follows.
I
have
a
few
Xanax
in
my
purse
from
when
I
had
teeth
pulled
1f
you
want
them.
VICTORY
zZoey,
I'm
fine.
ZOEY
Are
you?
I1'm
glad
to
hear
that.
Because
Bloomingdales
just
pulled
their
orders
of
the
new
Spring
line.
As
have
ten
other
stores.
Should
I
get
that
Xanax
now?
paces.
VICTORY
Ckay,
okay,
it's
to
be
expected.
I'm
not
worried.
Don't
forget
we
have
three-hundred-twenty-five
stores
in
Asia.
THE
INTERCOM
SQUAWKS
RECEPTIONIST
(0.8.)
I
have
Fumiko
Ikito
on
the
phone.
16
17.
ZOEY
(gasps)
no!
VICTORY
Zoey.
ZOEY
I'11
be
right
outside
if
you
need
me
.
{nervously)
Fingers
crossed!
victory
sits
to
take
the
call,
puts
on
her
headset.
Zoey
places
the
Xanax
on
the
corner
of
the
desk,
leaves.
VICTORY
{into
phone}
Hello,
Mrs.
Ikito.
INT.
MRS.
IKITO'S
OFFICE
-
JAPAN
-
CROSS
CUT
MRS.
IKITO,
an
elegant
Japanese
businesswoman
in
her
50's
sits
behind
her
desk.
:
MRS.
IKITO
I
hate
it.
VICTORY
(deflated)
The
spring
line.
IKITC
Yes.
All
of
Japan
hates
it.
VICTORY
Wow.
The
whole
country?
That's
guite
an
accomplishment.
To
get
an
entire
nation
united
in
their
hatred
for
bell-skirted
cocktall
dresses
and
skirt
suits
in
embroidered
tweed.
MRS.
IKITO
You
will
come
to
Japan
next
week
to
discuss
where
we
go
from
here.
Sayonara,
Victory.
She
hangs
up,
puts
her
head
on
the
desk.
ZOEY
enters,
veritably
bursting
with
news.
ZOEY
Okay...
are
you
ready
for
this?
Greg
Bennett
is
on
the
phone
for
you
right
this
minute.
(no
response)
Greg
Bennett,
the
bazillionaire?
17
i8.
VICTORY
I
know
who
he
is.
Why
is
he
calling
me?
ZOEY
I
don't
know...
Maybe
he
knows
how
much
trouble
we're
in
and
he's
calling
to
rescue
ug!
T
hope
I
hope
I
hope...
VICTORY
We
don't
need
any
rescuing,
Zoey.
We're
fine.
him
through.
Zoey
exits.
VICTORY
{into
headset)
Victory
Ford.
ELLYN
{0.8.)
This
is
Ellyn
from
Greg
Bennett's
office.
Mr.
Bennett
would
like
you
to
join
him
tonight
at
the
Whitney
Biennial
and
for
dinner
after.
VICTORY
Uh...
and
what
is
this
in
reference
to?
ELLYN
(0.8.)
Mr.
Bennett
finds
you
very
attractive
and
according
to
Google
you
are
single.
VICTORY
{confused)
I'm
sorry.
Are
you
asking
me
out
on
a
date?
ELLYN
(0.S.)
Yes,
I
am
--
he
is.
VICTORY
Well,
tell
Mr.
Bennett
thank
you
very
much,
but
I
don't
-~
ELLYN
(0.S.)
that
he
was
in
the
audience
for
your
show
last
night
and
he
absolutely
loved
it.
VICTORY
{melting)
Oh
really?
CUT
TO:
18
INT.
PARADOR
PICTURES
SCREENING
ROOM
-
SAME
A
small
screening
room.
Dailies
flicker
on
the
screen.
on
her
cell.
WENDY
You're
going
out
with
Greg
Bennett?
VICTORY
{0.S8.)
I
know...
crazy,
right?
A
HEAD-SHAPED
SHADOW
blocks
the
screen.
SELDEN
Sorry,
sorry.
He
ducks
down.
This
is
SELDEN
ROSE,
late
40's,
a
lawyer
type,
straitlaced,
but
a
little
goofy.
WENDY
Vie,
I
gotta
go.
Call
me
later.
We'll
discuss.
Wendy
motions
for
Selden
to
sit
next
to
her.
WENDY
{CONT'D}
Leonardo's
deal.
Is
it
closed?
SELDEN
Not
yet.
The
agent's
holding
out
for
final
cut.
It's
a
chicken
game.
WENDY
Well,
I
need
it
deone
today.
Dreamworks
may
be
on
cur
heels
with
their
own
Galileo
movie,
and
I
told
Hector
Matrick
we
have
him.
You
gotta
lock
this
up.
SELDEN
I'm
not
giving
him
final
cut.
WENDY
I
know,
I
know.
But
you
have
to
get
me
thig.
nurtured
this
thing
for
five
long
years
--
I
brought
it
in,
I
convinced
everyone
to
do
it.
If
Dreamworks
makes
a
shmuck
out
of
me
my
ass
is
on
the
line.
SELDEN
Yeah,
well
it's
my
job
to
watch
everybody's
ass.
He
realizes
what
he
said
and
gets
embarrassed.
19.
19
20.
WENDY
Just
make
it
happen,
today,
please?
Their
attention
is
drawn
to
THE
DAILIES
on
the
screen.
ON
SCREEN
MATTHEW
McCONAUGHEY
and
CAMERON
DIAZ
are
locked
in
a
kiss.
They
break,
and...
a
distasteful
look
crosses
Matthew's
face.
SELDEN
Did
he
just...
cringe
after
he
kissed
her?
WENDY
What?
He's
kissing
Cameron
Diaz.
Why
is
cringing?
ON
SCREEN
The
next
take.
WENDY
(CONT'D}
There
it
He's
doing
it
again!
Ch
my
CGod,
it's
in
every
take.
What
is
this
director
doing?
I'm
going
to
have
to
fire
this
guy.
Terrific.
(re:
screen)
Did
he
just
wipe
his
mouth?
DISSCOLVE
TO:
INT.
BCNFIRE/TARGET
LAUNCH
PARTY
-
BUNGALOW
38
-
THAT
NIGHT
The
party's
in
full
swing.
Large
blowup
posters
of
Bonfire
magazine
line
the
walls.
Well-dressed
BUSINESS
PEOPLE,
MODELS,
EXECUTIVES
mingle,
sip
watermelon
martinis.
Nico's
at
the
mic,
addressing
the
crowd.
She's
calm,
controlled,
the
picture
of
the
perfect
executive.
NICO
I'm
Nico
Reilly,
Editor-in-chief
of
Bonfire
Magazine.
On
behalf
of
the
entire
Matrick-Verner
corporation
I'd
like
to
thank
everyone
who
has
made
this
moment
possible...
Especially
Barry
Santos
for
making
the
very
wise
choice
of
launching
his
first
major
print
campaign
in
the
pages
of
our
magazine.
But
in
all
this
excitement,
we
mustn't
forget
the
real
reason
we're
all
here...
money
i
The
crowd
laughs.
20
21.
NICO
{(CONT'D)
~
Now
everyone,
please
enjoy.
Thank
you.
They
applaud,
as
Nico
steps
down.
Mike
Harness
strolls
over,
tan
as
ever...
all
smiles
and
studied
breeziness.
MIKE
Nice
job
up
there,
Nico.
We
did
He
kisses
her
on
the
cheek.
She
bristles
at
the
"we".
MIKE
(CONT'D)
Listen,
I
heard
you
threw
a
fit
about
me
taking
the
meeting
with
Barry.
It
was
no
big
deal.
I
ran
into
him
at
squash
and
we
just
ended
up
ironing
the
whole
thing
out
over
drinks.
That's
all.
NICC
Ch,
thanks
for
clearing
that
up.
{(with
a
polite
smile)
I
have
something
to
clear
up
too.
When
a
woman
in
authority
expresses
her
opinion,
she's
not
"throwing
a
fit,"
she’'s
just
doing
her
job.
Enjoy
the
party.
She
crosses
off.
ANOTHER
EXECUTIVE
rolls
his
eyes
to
Mike.
EXECUTIVE
Meow
.
Mike
chuckles.
INT.
VICTORY'S
APARTMENT
-
SAME
The
PHONE
IS
RINGING.
Victory,
in
a
sexy
dressg,
crosses
to
pick
it
up
while
putting
on
her
shoes.
VICTORY
{into
phone)
Hello.
ELLYN
(0.S.}
Ms.
Ford?
It's
Ellyn
from
Greg
.
Bennett's
office.
The
car
is
downstairs
waiting
for
you:
VICTORY
Okay.
Tell
Mr.
Bemnnett
be
right
down.
-.
ELLYN
(0.S.)
No,
not
Mr.
Bennett.
The
car.
He's
not
actually
in
the
car.
21
VICTORY
He's
not
picking
me
up
himself?
ELLYN
(0.S.)
Oh
no.
He
sends
the
car.
The
car
will
deliver
you
to
him.
VICTORY
Coooochkay
.
Deliver
her?
What
has
she
gotten
herself
into?
INT.
BONFIRE/TARGET
LAUNCH
PARTY
-
LITTLE
LATER
Nico's
at
the
bar.
A
GORGEOUS
GUY,
20s,
approaches,
sits
next
to
her.
He
has
a
playful,
sexy
air
about
him.
GORGEQUS
GUY
(to
bartender)
Vodka
martini,
rocks.
And
for
you,
pretty
lady?
Nico
locks
over
her
shoulder,
then
realizes
he's
talking
to
her.
NICO
Me?
(amused)
I'm
good,
thank
you.
GORGECUS
GUY
It've
been
trying
to
get
your
attention
all
night.
NICO
Really?
And
why
is
that?
The
way
he's
looking
at
her
is
meking
her
a
little
uncomfortable,
but
it's
kind
of
nice.
GORGEQUS
GUY
You
don't
remember
me,
do
you?
NICO
I
meet
a
lot
of
people.
GUY
Ch,
we
didn't
actually
meet.
I
watched
you
in
action
at
the
Bill
Clinton
shoot
Friday.
I
was
freelancing
for
Annie
Leibowitz
that
day
.
.
(holds
out
hand)
Kirby
Atwood.
NICO
Nico
Reilly.
22
KIRBY
Thig
is
lucky,
huh?
I
couldn't
take
my
eyes
off
you
Friday,
and
now
here
I
am
meeting
you,
and
I
wasn't
even
going
to
come
tonight.
It's
like...
what's
that
word
again?
Sounds
like
--
NICO
Kismet?
KIREY
Right.
I
like
that
about
you.
You're
smart.
You
know
words.
Most
people
hardly
know
words
anymore,
have
you
noticed
that?
NICO
Hrmm?
It's
hard
to
even
hear
what
this
guy's
saying,
the
way
he's
looking
at
her.
She
doesn't
even
know
how
to
react.
Is
this
beautiful
boy
flirting
with
her?
EXT.
GREG
BENNETT'S
MANSION
-
SAME
The
Mercedes
PULLS
UP
in
front
of
GREG
BENNETT'S
MANSION
that
takes
up
AN
ENTIRE
CITY
BLOCK.
Whoa.
A
SECURITY
MAN
in
suit
and
headset
opens
the
door,
escorts
her
in.
SECURITY
MAN
(into
headset)
Ms.
Ford
is
on
the
premises.
VICTORY
Do
you
greet
all
Mr.
Bennett's
visitors
this
way?
SECURITY
MAN
Yes
we
do,
ma'am.
Look
into
the
security
camera,
please,
on
the
way
in.
victory
looks
up.
THE
SECURITY
CAMERA
Catches
her
bewildered
look.
INT.
WENDY'S
OFFICE
-
SAME
CLOSE
ON
FLAT
SCREEN
TV
More
painfully
bad
DAILIES
from
the
romantic
comedy.
Matthew
McConaughey
and
Cameron
Diaz
are
walking
through
a
park
filled
with
autumn
leaves.
23
CAMERON
DIAZ
=
(ON
SCREEN)
Because...
(looking
at
him
with
big
sparkly
eyes)
It
was
you,
silly.
It
was
always
you.
We
fell
in
the
Fall,
just
like
the
fortune
cookie
predicted.
MATTHEW
MCCONAUGHEY
(ON
SCREEN)
Oh,
that?
1I'd
almost
forgotten.
(laughing)
We
did,
didn't
we?
She
kisses
him,
snuggles
up
against
his
chest...
and
he
looks
longingly
at
a
MAN
walking
a
dog.
THE
IMAGE
FREEZES.
WENDY
{0.8.)
That.
Right
there.
Why
is
he
doing
that?
We
PULL
BACK
to
REVEAL
Wendy
is
alone
in
the
office
with
the
director,
BRUNC
CARR,
40's,
hip,
artsy,
cocky.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
It's
the
end
of
the
movie,
she
loves
him,
there's
leaves.
Help
me
understand,
Bruno.
Why's
he
looking
at
the
guy
with
the
dog?
BRUNO
Ah.
I'm
glad
you
noticed
that.
It
was
subtle,
but
I
like
what
we
did
there.
The
guy
with
the
dog
is
the
life
he'll
never
have.
You
see,
in
my
subtext,
Billy
is
gay.
WENDY
What?!
BRUNOC
it's
not
something
we
even
address
in
the
script...
but
it
gives
the
piece
an
interesting
layer,
don't
vou
think?
I
mean,
who
needs
another
frothy
romantic
comedy,
right?
WENDY
Actually,
Bruno.
I
do.
{puts
her
hand
on
his
leg,
warm)
Listen,
it
was
a
bold
experiment,
putting
you
on
a
lighter
film
like
this,
but
I
just
don‘'t
think
it's
a
We're
not
happy
and
I
don't
think
you're
happy.
24
25.
BRUNO
What's
happening
here?
WENDY
So
what
I
think
we
should
do
is
say,
ckay.
We
tried,
it's
not
working.
We're
going
to
need
to
go
at
it
a
different
way,
okay?
BRUNO
WENDY
I'm
go
sorry,
Bruno.
Please
believe
me
when
T
say
it's
my
deepest
hope
that
we
find
another
project
--
the
right
project
--
where
we
can
work
together
again
very
soon.
Bruno
looks
sad,
but
Wendy
has
such
a
nice
way
about
her
of
giving
bad
news,
he
feels
kind
of
okay
about
it.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
Okay?
{motherly
hug)
Ckay
.
INT.
GREG'S
STUDY
-
SAME
victory
stands
in
the
doorway,
Alice
through
the
looking
glass...
GREG
BENNETT
sits
behind
a
huge
desk
in
his
over-
decorated
study,
on
the
phone.
Early
50s,
he's
a
Bruce
Willis
type,
a
little
obnoxious,
but
with
a
rwinkle
in
his
eye.
He
ushers
her
in.
GREG
(into
phone)
Yeah,
Jack.
He
mouths
"Nichelson."
GREG
(CONT'D)
She
just
walked
in...
Of
course
she's
pretty,
she's
gorgeous!
Better
than
her
picture.
(to
Victory)
You
want
to
say
hello
to
Jack
Nicholson?
He
shoves
the
phone
into
her
hand.
GREG
(CONT'D)
Go
ahead,
talk.
really
him.
He's
a
buddy
of
mine.
8wear
to
God.
25
VICTORY
No,
really
that's
okay
--
Hello,
Jack.
As
Greg
looks
on,
smiling
at
her,
we...
INT.
WENDY'S
LOFT
-
A
LITTLE
LATER
Wendy
runs
in,
to
find
an
irritated
Shane
in
the
kitchen
area.
WENDY
Sorry
I'm
late.
SHANE
Yeah.
(tight)
You
called
to
say
good
night
to
the
kids
two
hours
ago
and
said
you
were
on
your
way.
Bveryone's
asleep.
WENDY
I
couldn’'t
help
it.
I
was
waiting
for
someone
to
finish
shooting.
It's
the
job,
you
know
--
SHANE
Oh
yes,
Wendy,
we
all
know
how
important
your
job
is.
{pointedly)
I
had
a
chance
to
get
in
to
the
chiropractor
tonight,
actually,
if
you'd
gotten
home
when
you
sald
you
would.
But
that's
fine,
I'll
just
reschedule.
WENDY
Don't
do
that,
Shane.
SHANE
What?
Have
my
own
commitments?
Is
that
what
I
shouldn't
do?
WENDY
Dammit,
I
am
txying!
I
can't
please
everybody,
okay?
You
think
I
wouldn't
rather
be
home?!
You
think
I'm
out
shopping
and
getting
my
nails
done?!
I
was
at
work.
This
is
a
thirty
million
dollar
movie
that's
falling
apart
and
I
had
to
fire
the
crazy
director!
My
head's
about
ready
to
explode
and
I
have
to
come
home
to
this?
SHANE
Okay,
okay,
that's
enough.
26
[
WENDY
No,
it
isn't!
It's
not
like
I
have
a
choice,
Shane!
You
don't
have
a
job.
You've
been
through
twelve
"things
you'd
like
to
try",
while
I've
been
paying
for
our
life.
SHANE
(blowing)
You
think
I
don't
know
that?!
Why
do
you
think
I
want
to
open
a
restayrant?
S0
the
next
time
I'm
at
a
party
with
you
and
someone
asks,
what
do
you
do?"
I
have
a
Goddamn
answex!
Ouch.
Wendy
realizes
she's
gone
too
far,
feels
bad.
WENDY
Okay,
okay.
I'm
sorry,
let's
not
fight.
Okay,
honey?
I'm
home
now.
This
is
silly,
it's
silly.
What
do
you
want?
(£lirty)
You
want
to
have
sex?
Let's
have
sex
right
now.
Come
on,
we're
both
just
stressed
out.
Please.
Shane's
not
giving
it
up...
yet.
SHANE
I
don't
know,
Wen.
(then)
Maybe
1if
you...
WENDY
Oh.
Is
that
what
you
want?
OCkay,
sweetie.
Okay.
.
Let's
not
fight.
Everything's
fine.
{then}
Okay
.
and
she
drops
her
bags
with
a
THUNK.
Still
with
her
coat
on,
she
drops
to
her
knees
on
the
kitchen
floor
to...
well...
INT.
BONFIRE/TARGET
PARTY
-
SAME
Nico
and
Kirby
are
still
at
the
bar.
He's
moved
in
closer,
she's
on
a
second
drink.
KIRBY
It
was
fun
watching
you
at
the
shoot
the
other
day.
You
never
raised
your
veoice,
but
everyone
knew
who
was
in
charge.
Very
hot.
The
way
he's
looking
at
her
is
unnerving.
It's
been
years
since
anyone
looked
at
her
like
this.
God
he
has
a
gorgeous
mouth.
27
28,
NICO
(getting
up)
Would
you
excuse
me?
INT.
LADIES
ROOM
-
CONTINUQUS
Nico
leans
against
the
sink,
grateful
for
a
moment
to
think.
suddenly
THE
DOOR
OPENS.
Kirby's
followed
her.
He
locks
the
door,
and
KISSES
HER.
Oh
my
God.
She's
taken
aback,
stops
him.
NICO
Wait.
Do
you
know
how
old
I
am?
KIRBY
I
don't
care.
and
he
kisses
her
again.
She
stops
him
again.
NICO
are
you
looking
for
a
job?
He
shakes
his
head,
kisses
her
again
NICO
(CONT'D)
I
donit
under
KIRBY
Shhh.
You're
sexy.
Stop
talking.
And
that
gorgeous
mouth
is
on
hers
again.
Whoa.
And
we...
FADE
OUT.
END
OF
ACT
ONE
28
29.
ACT
TWO
INT.
BATHROOM
-~
CONTINUCUS
Nico
and
Kirby
are
as
we
left
them.
Xirby's
kissing
her
neck,
as
she
stands
backed
against
the
sink.
She
stops
him
for
real,
this
time.
No,
no,
no.
I'm
married.
I
don't
do
this.
my
and
she
turns
and
starts
putting
herself
back
together.
Kirby
maintains
his
puppyish
sense
of
fun.
KIRBY
No
worries,
it's
cool.
Call
me
if
you
change
your
mind.
NICO
{overly
formal)
I
will.
Thank
you.
I'll
do
that.
KIRBY
Lemme
give
you
my
number.
And
he
REACHES
into
his
bag,
pulls
out
A
SHARPIE
PEN,
pulls
aside
the
slit
of
her
skirt
and
WRITES
HIS
PHONE
NUMBER
ON
HER
BARE
THIGH.
He
leaves
with
a
grin.
Nico's
dumbfounded.
Did
that
really
just
happen?
She
licks
her
finger,
tries
to
rub
the
number.
It
won't
come
off.
INT.
GREG
BENNETT'S
MANSICN
FOYER
-
SAME
Greg
and
Victory
are
getting
ready
to
go.
Greg's
BARKING
orders
to
ELLYN,
as
Victory
waits
and
watches.
GREG
Is
the
car
right
in
frent
of
the
entrance?
1
want
to
leave
the
building
and
get
right
into
the
car.
I
don't
want
to
be
standing
on
the
sidewalk
locking
for
Bumpy.
ELLYN
(helping
him
into
his
coat)
He's
right
in
front.
VICTORY
Bumpy?
GREG
My
driver.
Loves
the
potholes.
If
there's
a
pothole
within
five
hundred
vards
of
the
car,
Bumpy'll
find
it.
Isn't
that
right,
Ellyn?
29
30.
He
escorts
her
out
the
door.
Eliyn
follows.
EXT.
BENNETT
MANSION
-
CONTINUOUS
They
walk
to
the
waiting
car.
Ellyn
scurries
behind
them.
GREG
{to
Ellyn,
calling)
Bubbles?
{to
Victory)
I
bring
my
own.
They
always
serve
ghit
champagne
at
the
Whitney.
I
told
them
to
upgrade
to
at
least
Veuve,
but
they're
cheap
bastards.
He
gets
into
the
car,
escorts
Victory
in.
With
a
patient
smile,
Ellyn
hands
him
the
chilled
glasses
and
the
champagne,
closes
the
door.
Victory
catches
eye,
"Who
does
this
guy
think
he
is?"
VICTORY'S
POV:
Ellen,
through
the
window
of
the
limo,
SHRUGS
helplessly.
ELLYN
Bye
bye,
now.
You
kids
have
fun.
Greg
pushes
the
buttcn,
the
SMOKED
WINDOW
of
the
limo
rolls
up,
leaving
Victory
alone
with
this
lunatic.
INT.
GREG'S
MERCEDES
--
CONTINUOUS
The
CAR
PULLS
OUT
as
Greg
expertly
pulls
the
foil
off
the
champagne,
pours.
s
GREG
I'm
really
glad
we're
doing
this.
You're
lovely.
She's
eyeing
him,
coolly.
GREG
(CONT'D)
Okay,
you're
not
lovely.
You're
hideous.
I'm
repelled
at
the
sight
of
you.
VICTORY
Do
you
think
it's
really
necessary
to
make
your
assistant
carry
your
champagne
bottle
down
to
the
car?
GREG
(unfazed)
Why
would
she
mind?
She's
the
best
paid
secretary
in
New
York.
She
loves
me.
VICTORY
Cnly
because
she
has
to.
(MORE}
30
VICTORY
And
why
do
you
make
her
arrange
your
dates?
Why
can't
you
call
a
woman
yourself?
GREG
Because,
Victory,
my
time
is
worth
about
five
thousand
dollars
a
minute.
Victory
raises
an
eyebrow.
Really?
He
sees
that
she's
impressed,
enjoys
the
upper
hand.
GREG
(CONT'D)
I'm
not
saying
you're
not
worth
it,
but
if
I
called
myself
and
you
turned
me
down,
it
would
cost
me
close
to
twenty
thousand
deollars.
VICTORY
Surely
you
can
afford
that.
GREG
{with
a
grin)
It's
not
what
I
can
afford,
it's
what
I
choose
to
afford.
You
see,
that's
the
true
value
of
money.
I
don't
have
to
do
anything
I
don't
want
to.
So
you
know
if
I
choose
to
be
with
you,
it's
because
I
want
to
ne.
EXT.
STREET
IN
FRONT
OF
THE
WHITNEY
MUSEUM
-
CONTINUQUS
The
car
pulls
into
the
CROWD
OF
LIMOS.
1It's
an
absolute
crush
of
vehicles.
INT.
LIMO
-
CONTINUOUS
GREG
I
want
it
right
next
to
the
curb,
Bump
.
BUMPY
I'm
trying,
Mr.
Bennett,
but
there's
a
limousine
in
front
of
us
and
--
VICTORY
We
can
walk
from
--
GREG
Screw
the
limousine!
Come
on,
don't
be
afraid
of
pedestrians,
they'll
move.
Honk
the
horn.
Honk!
Honk!
31.
31
32.
VICTORY
{blows)
Will
you
stop
it?!
You're
acting
like
a
total
lunatic!
If
you
can't
walk
five
feet
to
the
curb
you
have
a
serious
problem!
GREG
Ya
hear
that,
Bump?
We've
only
been
together
ten
minutes
and
already,
she
knows
me.
Closer!
Keep
going!
Suddenly,
the
car
KA-CHUNKS
up
onto
the
sidewalk,
slanting
the
vehicle
at
a
strange
angle.
GREG
{CONT'D)
Excellent.
Greg
takes
her
hand,
pulls
her
out
of
the
car.
GREG
(CONT'D)
Come
on.
I
knew
you'd
be
fun.
EXT.
LIMO
-
CONTINUOUS
The
limo
is
half
on
the
sidewalk.
Victory
awkwardly
climbs
uphill
out
of
the
slanted
vehicle
as
the
well-dressed
crowd
stares.
INT.
NICO'S
BEDROOM/DRESSING
AREA
-
LATER
THAT
NIGHT
Nico's
in
her
bra
and
panties,
getting
ready
for
bed.
she
jooks
down.
Her
POV:
THE
NUMBER
ON
HER
THIGH.
It
didn't
come
off.
CHARLES
{0.8.)
Are
you
coming
to
bed?
It's
late.
She
runs
the
water,
scrubs
at
it
again.
NICO
In
a
minute...
ghe
rubs
harder
--
ouch
--
tries
nail
polish
remover,
but
it's
no
use.
She
slips
a
long,
silk
nightgown
over
her
head
to
cover
the
telltale
number,
walks
out
to
the
bedroom,
where
Charles
sits,
glasses
on
the
bridge
of
his
nose,
pajamas.
reading
in
bed.
He
glances
up
at
her,
smiles.
she
slides
carefully
under
the
covers,
nervous.
Will
he
reach
for
her?
What
if
he
sees
it?
But
Charles
just
TURNS
OUT
THE
LIGHT
and
rolls
over,
gives
her
leg
a
friendly
pat,
and
goes
to
sleep.
Nico
lies,
staring
at
the
ceiling...
relieved?
INT.
PER
SE
RESTAURANT
-
SAME
The
lights
are
low,
the
setting
is
beautiful.
Victory
and
Greg
are
finishing
dessert,
and
enjoying
each
other's
company.
32
33.
VICTORY
(laughing)
That's
funny,
I
can't
imagine
you
working
in
a
deli.
GREG
Sure,
I
lied
about
my
age
to
get
the
job
--
said
I
was
21
and
had
a
medical
condition
and
that's
why
I
couldn't
grow
facial
hair.
Been
working
ever
since.
She
studies
him,
amused.
VICTORY
You
know,
you
might
not
be
as
much
of
an
asshole
as
I
thought
you
were.
GREG
(with
a
smile)
Well,
you
know
what
they
say....
All
men
are
assholes
and
all
women
are
crazy.
VICTORY
So
do
you
think
I'm
crazy?
GREG
Hmm...
I'm
not
really
sure
yet.
But
those
moments
before
you
know
the
truth
about
someone
really
are
the
most
exciting,
aren't
they?
VICTORY
(raising
her
glass)
To
the
moments
before.
They
drink
and
smile,
feeling
one
such
moment.
Greg
to
the
waiter.
GREG
The
check.
WAITER
Mr.
Bennett.
The
check
has
already
been
taken
care
of.
GREG
{surprised)
Oh
really?
by
who?
VICTORY
Whom.
By
whom.
It's
a
subjunctive
clause,
actually.
33
34.
GREG
I
don‘t
care
what
it
is,
I
want
to
know
who
picked
up
wy
check.
He
looks
as
though
he
could
actually
beat
someone
up.
WAITER
It
was
the
lady,
Ms.
Foxd.
GREG
Who?
He
looks
around,
almost
as
though
he's
forgotten
he
was
having
dinner
with
her.
Then
he
gets
it.
GREG
(CONT'D)
Ch.
Victory
smiles
a
cute
little
smile,
takes
the
last
bite
of
the
dessert.
EXT.
PER
SE
-~
A
FEW
MINUTES
LATER
They
walk
out
into
the
chilly
night.
The
mood
has
changed.
VICTORY
Why
are
you
being
such
a
baby
about
this?
GREG
{gruffly)
You
didn't
need
to
do
that,
you
know.
VICTORY
I
don't
need
to
do
anything.
I
do
what
T
want.
Didn't
you
say
yourself
that's
the
beauty
of
money?
GREG
You
know,
I
was
going
to
invite
you
back
for
a
drink,
but
I
suppose
this
means
you
have
other
plans.
VICTORY
I
guess
I
do.
INT.
TAXI
-
A
FEW
MINUTES
LATER
victory
rides
down
Fifth
Avenue
alone.
What
exactly
happened
pack
there?
She
looks
out
the
window
feeling
a
little
blue--
is
there
anything
lonelier
than
a
cab
ride
home
all
by
yourself?
Her
phone
rings.
She
picks
up.
VICTORY
34
GREG
(0.8.)
I
want
you
to
know
I'm
potentially
losing
twenty
thousand
dollars
by
calling
you
myself.
She
breaks
into
a
smile,
charmed...
maybe
it's
not
the
end
of
Greg
Bennett
after
all...
And
we...
DISSOLVE
TO:
INT.
NICC'S
DRESSING
ROOM
-
THE
NEXT
MORNING
Nico
comes
out
of
the
cloget
in
just
her
golf
shirt,
is
startled
to
find
Charles
right
there
looking
for
something.
She
covers
her
thigh,
reflexively.
Too
late?
CHARLES
Did
I
surprise
you?
NICO
(feigning
casual)
A
little.
I
thought
you'd
left,
that's
all.
CHARLES
No.
I
was
just
on
the
phone
with
Mike
Wallace.
He
was
seeking
my
congultation
on
a
story
about
a
dispute
they're
having
at
the
Getty
over
some
antiquities
that
may
have
been
obtained
illegally
from
a
site
in
Athens...
Charles
is
busy
searching
through
his
papers
and
droning
on,
lost
in
his
own
thoughts,
not
even
looking.
She
notices
his
mouth
moving.
CHARLES
(CONT'D)
He
knew
of
the
books
I'd
written
back
in
the
early
eighties
on
a
similar
incident
in
Egypt...
Nico
considers
a
moment,
then
ever
so
slowly
moves
her
hand
away,
exposing
the
number
on
her
thigh.
When
he
doesn’'t
see,
she
crosses
by
him
deliberately...
almost
daring
him
to
notice.
My
God,
does
he
ever
even
lock
at
her
anymore?
INT.
WENDY'S
OFFICE
.-
SAME
Wenfiy’s
eating
her
usual
breakfast
of
a
Diet
Coke
and
a
muffin,
and
looking
over
papers
amidst
the
PILES
of
papers
everywhere
on
her
desk.
WENDY
{calling
out
to
Josh)
Leonardo's
deal's
still
not
closed?
(MORE)
35
36.
WENDY
(CONT'D}
Get
Selden!
And
what
is
this?
Why
am
I
still
getting
a
production
report
from
the
romantic
comedy?
I
thought
they
were
temporarily
shut
down!
Josh
appears
in
the
doorway.
JOSH
Yeah...
They're
still
shooting.
I
thought
that
was
a
little
odd
too.
(a
little
accusatory)
Didn't
you
fire
the
director?
WENDY
Yeg,
I
did,
Josh.
Dammit.
Forget
Selden.
Get
wme
the
producer
right
now,
and
let's
find
out
what
the
hell's
going
on
down
there!
JOSH
You
have
muffin
on
your
breast.
Josh
goes.
Wendy
looks
down
to
brush
the
crumb
off
her
chest...
notices
her
boobs
again...
tries
using
her
hands
to
give
them
a
little
lift...
better.
EXT.
GOLF
COURSE
-
LATER
THAT
MORNING
Mike
Harness
is
playing
golf
with
Hector
Matrick.
A
trim
figure
in
a
fantastic
golf
outfit
strides
across
the
course
--
.
MIKE
Nico?
NICO
Mike!
Isn't
it
funny
how
you
can
run
into
people
in
the
strangest
places
--
Golf
courses,
sguash
courts.
I've
decided
I
need
to
get
ocut
of
the
office
more.
Hope
you
boys
don't
mind
a
third.
Mike
puts
on
his
megawatt
smile,
greets
her
with
a
cheek
but
clear
he’s
not
thrilled
she's
there.
HECTOR
Please,
join
us!
Mike
could
use
a
challenge.
I'm
playing
for
shit
today.
She
notices
his
limping.
NICO
Oh,
no.
Sciatica
flaring
up
again?
36
37.
HECTOR
What?
This?
Nah,
I
like
to
store
the
clubs
I'm
not
using
in
wmy
pants.
And
he
pulls
a
putter
out
of
his
pant
leg.
Clearly
the
guy's
nuts,
but
he's
kind
of
charming.
NICO
(laughing)
Well,
I
suppose
that's
one
way
to
keep
from
losing
them.
I
may
just
try
that.
Hector
laughs.
MIKE
So,
Hector,
what
I
thinking
for
the
Zurich
conference
--
HECTOR
We'll
talk
about
that
later.
You
go
on
ahead.
1'll
wait
for
Niceo
to
tee
off.
Mike's
clearly
not
happy
about
this,
but
gets
in
his
cart,
drives
on
to
his
ball.
Nico
gets
ready
to
tee
off.
HECTOR
(CONT'D)
So
how
is
Bonfire
doing
this
guarter?
NICO
Amazing.
Our
profites
are
up
thirty-
five
percent.
HECTOR
(lets
out
a
whistle)
I
wish
all
my
publications
were
doing
that
well.
NICO
(under
her
breath)
Well...
they
could
be.
HECTOR
Clarify
what
you
mean
by
that.
Should
she
continue?
NICO
Nothing.
If
I
were
CEO,
I'd
just
do
things
differently,
I
suppose.
That's
ail.
She
swings.
37
HECTOR
So
are
you
saying
you
think
you
could
do
a
better
job
than
Mike?
A
look
passes
over
Nico's
face.
this
opportunity
really
presenting
itself?
NICC
Yes.
(then)
There's
been
too
much
old
schocl
thinking
going
on
--
everybody's
scrambling
to
get
the
men,
get
the
men.
Men
don't
read
magazines
anymore.
HECTOR
I'm
listening.
NICO
The
big
audiences
are
younger,
female
and
celebrity-obsessed.
Of
your
thirty
three
magazines,
only
fifteen
are
making
money.
(then)
I'm
just
saying
it
doesn't
have
to
be
that
way.
Nico
feels
brazen,
making
this
move
with
her
superior
less
than
twenty
yards
away,
but
the
memory
of
the
other
night
in
the
bathroom
and
the
number
still
present
on
her
thigh
are
making
her
bolder
than
usual.
Hector
locks
at
her.
Perhaps
she's
gone
too
far.
HECTOR
Nico.
I
am
never
going
to
give
you
Mike's
job.
{then,
with
a
smile)
If
you
want
Mike's
job,
you'll
have
to
take
it
from
him.
Nico
reacts,
knowing
the
magnitude
of
what's
happened.
INT.
MICHAEL'S
RESTAURANT
-
LATER
THAT
DAY
Nico,
Wendy,
and
Victory
are
finishing
up
lunch
at
the
premier
table
in
the
premiere
lunch
spot
in
New
York.
Nico's
still
riding
high,
they're
leaning
in,
rapt
by
her
story.
NICO
I'm
telling
you,
he
gave
me
the
nod.
WENDY
He
did
not.
38
NICO
Oh,
yes
he
did.
I
got
the
nod.
I'm
going
to
be
the
first
female
CEO
of
Matrick
Publications.
I
can
see
it
clear
as
day
now,
it's
all
going
to
be
mine.
All
of
it.
All
I
have
to
do
is
take
Mike
down.
VICTORY
{to
Wendy)
Oocch.
She's
so
scary
when
she's
like
this.
WENDY
She
is.
She's
a
Cyborg.
NICO
No,
I'm
alive
when
I'm
like
this!
{to
waiter)
We
have
to
have
champagne
right
now!
The
most
expensive.
VICTORY
Speaking
of
which...
I'm
going
out
with
Greg
again.
NICO
2gain?
The
man
ordered
you
up
like
a
sandwich.
VICTORY
Hey,
I'm
not
sleeping
with
him.
We're
just
having
fun,
and
at
least
it's
taking
my
mind
off
the
complete
disappearance
of
my
talent.
WENDY
Still
stuck?
VICTORY
Ch
please,
I
haven't
soc
much
as
doodled
a
dress
on
a
napkin.
So
where
was
I?
Right,
Greg.
You're
going
to
like
this.
When
we
were
out
the
other
night
--
WENDY
Where'd
he
take
you?
VICTORY
Per
Se.
NICO
Nice.
VICTORY
Gorgeous.
So
we're
having
dessert
--
39
WENDY
What'd
you
have?
VICTORY
Creme
Brulee.
Not
that
great.
Anyway
--
on
the
way
to
the
bathroom
I
slip
the
waiter
my
card
and
I
pick
up
the
check.
WENDY
You
did
not.
VICTORY
The
whole
thing
was
like
a
thousand
dollars
I
can't
afford,
but
he
could
not
deal.
{laughing)
This
morning
he
sends
me
a
thousand
dollars
worth
of
flowers.
How
do
I
know
this?
The
message
on
the
card
said,
"This
is
a
thousand
dollars
worth
of
flowers.
We're
even".
WENDY
You
know,
if
Shane
threw
down
a
credit
card
once
in
his
life,
I
wouldn't
complain
about
it.
I
don't
even
know
what
that
feels
like.
NICO
...How
is
Shane?
WENDY
Oh
fine.
hard
--
this
restaurant
idea's
a
cash-sucking
hole,
but
he
seems
excited
about
it.
And
who
knows,
this
could
be
it,
right?
This
could
be
his
thing...
Nico
and
Victory
share
a
look...
yeah,
sure.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
Oh.
And
did
I
mention
I'm
a
horrible
mother?
Yesterday
I
dropped
Tyler
off
in
his
kindergarten
class
--
VICTORY
And?
WENDY
He's
in
first
grade.
They
all
laugh.
The
waiter
pours
them
all
champagne.
WENDY
(CONT'D}
I
know,
it's
pathetic.
(MORE)
40
WENDY
(CONT'D)
I'm
just
so
exhausted.,
I'm
in
a
race
to
do
our
Galileo
movie
before
Dreamworks
does
theirs,
and
on
the
romantic
comedy
I've
got
a
director
I
fired
last
night
who
doesn't
seem
to
know
he's
fired.
NICO
I
don't
understand.
Did
you
fire
him
or
not?
WENDY
Yes!
I
had
him
into
my
cffice,
said
it
isn't
working
out,
we
hugged...
NICO
Ooochkay.
There's
your
problem.
There
is
no
hugging
in
firing.
WENDY
That's
ridiculous.
I've
fired
and
hugged
before
just
fine.
VICTORY
You
guys
just
have
very
different
styles,
that's
all.
WENDY
Yes,
we
do.
Nico's
is
Nico's
and
mine
is...
nice.
I
don't
believe
you
have
to
be
nasty
to
be
powerful.
NICO
I'm
not
nasty.
Wendy
and
Victory
share
a
look.
WENDY
(imitating
Nico)
All
I
have
to
do
is
take
Mike
down.
Mwah-hah-hah-hah.
..
NICO
Oh,
stop.
WENDY
Seriously.
You
know,
that's
when
women
will
really
take
their
rightful
place
in
business
--
when
we
actually
change
the
rules
and
run
things
like
women
instead
of
feeling
we
have
to
be
hard
in
order
to
be
strong.
41.
41
42.
NICC
Well,
if
men
have
anything
on
us
it's
that
they
send
clear
messages
--
something
you
clearly
didn't
do
with
all
your
hugging
everybody
all
the
time.
VICTORY
Alright,
girls.
Break
it
up,
you're
both
pretty.
I
got
to
get
back
downtown
and
prepare
for
Japan.
NICO
What?
You
can't
go
when
I'm
feeling
like
this.
We
should
do
something
fun.
I
know!
Let's
go
to
Harry
Winston
and
visit
that
necklace
I
want
.
WENDY
Sorry,
Nic,
I
should
get
back
teo.
NICO
Well,
I
can't
just
go
back
to
the
office.
Not
when
I'm
feeling
like
this.
INT.
NICO'S
TOWNCAR
--
A
FEW
MINUTES
LATER
Nico
sits
in
back,
restless.
Looking
out
the
window,
she
feels
the
whole
city
could
be
hers
and
scon.
It's
exhilarating.
She
looks
down
and
spots
her
dress
riding
up
ori
her
thigh.
Through
her
pantyhose,
she
sees
Kirby's
number.
She
touches
it,
thinking.
Images
flash
through
her
mind
in
QUICK
CUTS
--
The
kiss
in
the
bathroom,
his
hand
on
her
leg...
her
conversation
with
Hector.
Why
not?
She
deserves
it...
it's
like
a
massage
when
you
think
about
it.
©Nico
picks
up
her
cell
phone
and
calls.
NICO
(into
phone)
Hello?
Kirby.
It's
Nico.
Nico
Reilly
from
the
other
night...
FADE
OUT
END
OF
ACT
TWO
42
ACT
THREE
FADE
IN:
INT.
KIRBY'S
APARTMENT
BUILDING
LOBEY
-
A
FEW
MINUTES
LATER
Nico
nervously
approaches
the
doorman
sitting
behind
a
large
desk.
NICO
Kirby
Atwood,
please.
DOORMAN
Wasyername?
He
picks
up
the
phone
and
dials.
Nice's
unsure
what
to
do.
should
she
give
her
real
name?
What's
the
protocol
here?
(whispering)
Nico.
DOORMAN
What?
Nicole?
NICO
Yes,
that's
right.
DOORMAN
{into
phone)
There's
a
Nicole
here
for
you.
{hangs
up
phone)
Go
on
up.
Twenty-five
G.
INT.
APARTMENT
HALLWAY
-
MINUTES
LATER
Nico
knocks
on
Kirby's
door.
While
she
waits
for
him
to
answer,
she
tries
to
figure
out
something
to
do
with
her
pbody.
She
settles
on
a
faux-relaxed,
sexy
lean
against
the
wall,
when
suddenly
the
door
opens
and
a
giant
one
hundred
pound
slobbery
Great
Dane
comes
bounding
out
the
door
and
jumps
on
her,
sending
her
falling
to
the
ground.
NICO
Aaaaaahhhhh.
.
.!
much
for
sexy.
INT.
BERGDORF'S
LINGERIE
DEPARTMENT
-
SAME
Wendy
plops
a
bunch
of
beige
bras
down
on
the
counter
to
pay.
A
SALESLADY
who's
been
there
since
the
dawn
of
time
eyes
Wendy.
SALESLADY
Aren't
you
going
to
try
these
on?
43
44
.
WENDY
No,
that's
okay.
I'm
in
a
hurrxy.
I
just
stopped
in
quick
on
my
way
back
to
the
office.
SALESLADY
(peering
over
her
glasses)
Really?
Okay,
but
you
know
fit
is
everything.
WENDY
I
know,
but
werk
--
(stopping
herself,
locking
at
watch)
No,
you
know
what...
everyone
I
need
to
talk
to
is
probably
at
lunch
anyway...
What
the
hell?
I'm
going
£o
try
on
these
bras!...
Or
maybe
some
others
that
have
a
little
more
(indicating
1lift)
you
know.
SALESLADY
I
know.
MUSIC
KICKS
IN.
INT.
DRESSING
ROOM
-
CONTINUOUS
A
MONTAGE
of
various
shots
as
Wendy
tries
on
different,
sexy
bras.
She's
attended
to
by
the
old
Saleslady
and
now
some
younger
saleswomen
are
also
helping.
Wendy's
having
fun
--
posing,
crossing
her
arms
over
her
chest,
laughing.
She's
actually
enjoying
spending
a
few
extra
minutes
on
herself.
But
all
that's
brought
to
a
screeching
halt
when:
Wendy's
PHONE
RINGS.
She
lockg
at
the
number.
her
assistant.
Shit.
WENDY
Hey,
Josh,
what's
up?
INT.
WENDY'S
OFFICE
-
SAME
-
CROSS
CUT
JOSH
Where
are
you?
WENDY
In
a
meeting
with
Ron
Howard.
Did
I
forget
to
tell
you?
JOSH
Hector
Matrick's
been
trying
to
get
a
hold
of
you.
44
WENDY
What?
(panicked)
Wait!
Hold
on
--
But
Josh
has
already
put
him
through.
HECTOR
(0.8.)
Wendy!
WENDY
Hector,
how
is
everything?
INT.
HECTOR
MATRICK'S
OFFICE
-
SAME
-
CROSS
CUT
HECTOR
I
asgume
you
heard
Dreamworks
is
going
into
production
on
their
Galileo
movie
tomorrow.
WENDY
What?!
The
saleslady
enters
the
dressing
room
with
more
bras.
SALESLADY
Now
for
the
sagging
bosom,
this
one--
wendy
frantically
waves
her
off.
She
kicks
in
to
work-mode,
pacing
back
and
forth
in
the
dressing
room
still
in
a
push-
up
pink
bra.
WENDY
That's
not
possible,
Hector.
They
don't
even
have
casting.
Believe
me,
when
I
say
that
--
HECTOR
*Fraid
so.
Saw
Katzenberg
in
Palm
Beach
this
weekend,
told
me
all
about
it.
I
hate
losing,
Wendy,
don't
you?
WENDY
It's
not
even
an
option,
Hector.
Trust
me,
this
Dreamworks
thing
will
not
be
an
issue.
HECTOR
That's
what
I
like
to
hear.
He
hangs
up.
Wendy
quickly
punches
a
number
into
her
phone.
The
following
dialogue
occurs
at
rapid-fire
pace:
45
The
other
46
.
WENDY
{into
phone}
Selden.
Hector
Matrick
just
told
me
Dreamworks
is
--
SELDEN
I
know.
I
just
heard.
Not
only
that,
but
there's
a
rumor
they're
flying
Leonardo
out
in
the
company
jet
to
meet
with
them
today.
WENDY
What?!
He's
my
star.
They
can't
steal
my
star!
salesladies
come
in,
more
bras
in
hand.
SALESGIRL
Wow.
You
look
hot
in
that
one!
Wendy,
again,
waves
them
off
like
annoying
gnats.
WENDY
(pointedly)
He
is
my
star,
isn't
he,
Selden?
SELDEN
(after
a
beat)
We're
very
close.
WENDY
shit!
Shit,
shit,
shit!
Close
the
deal!
I've
got
to
make
sure
Leo
doesn't
get
on
that
plane.
She
hangs
up,
quickly
shoves
her
feet
into
her
shoes.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
phone)
Josh!
Get
me
Leo's
agent
at
CAA.
Now
.
JOSH
She's
on,
Wendy.
WENDY
Barbara,
what
the
hell
is
going
on?
BARBARA
RASE
I'm
sorry,
Wendy,
but
without
a
deal
in
place,
Leo
is
a
free
man
and
able
to
entertain
other
offers.
WENDY
C'mon,
you
know
the
Dreamworks
script
is
&
piece
of
crap.
{MORE)
46
47.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
We've
got
Paul
Haggis
directing.
Do
they
have
Paul
Haggis?
Don't
let
him
get
on
that
plane.
grabs
her
purse,
and
dashes
toward
the
exit,
forgetting
she
only
has
her
pants
and
pink
bra
on.
BARBARA
RASE
I
don't
even
know
where
he
is
right
now.
You'll
have
to
talk
to
Phil
Goldfarb.
WENDY
(hangs
up)
Josh,
you
still
there?
Get
me
Leo's
manager.
The
Saleslady
stops
her,
indicates
the
bra.
Wendy
digs
into
her
purse,
slaps
down
her
credit
card
at
the
counter.
JOSH
He's
on,
Wendy.
PHIL
GOLDFARB
Sorry,
Wendy.
He
wants
to
hear
what
they
have
to
say.
He's
getting
on
the
plane.
WENDY
No!
Just
tell
him
to
wait!
He's
got
to
talk
to
me.
She
signs
for
the
purchase,
it
about
to
run
off
again,
when
the
Saleslady
points
to
Wendy's
state
of
undress.
Wendy
sprints
to
the
dressing
room.
WENDY
(CONT'D}
You've
got
to
have
him
call
me.
You
know
this
is
going
to
be
an
amazing
film,
Phil.
Oscar-worthy.
He
can
not
get
on
that
plane!
She
grabs
her
suit
jacket,
pulls
it
over
the
bra,
and
dashes
out
of
the
store,
leaving
the
wide-eyed
salesclerks
in
her
wake.
INT.
KIRBY'S
APARTMENT
-
SAME
Kirby
has
the
huge
dog
by
the
collar
and
is
dragging
him
back
into
the
modest,
but
cool
apartment,
as
Nico
recovers.
KIRBY
Sorry.
He's
a
puppy.
Are
you
okay?
NICO
Yeah,
thanks.
47
48.
KIRBY
~
Come
on
in.
Nico
enters,
suddenly
shy.
Looking
just
as
good
as
the
other
night,
Kirby
flashes
her
a
confident
grin.
KIRBY
{(CONT'D)
So,
how
ya
doin',
pretty
lady?
She
at
the
phrase.
KIRBY
(CONT'D)
It's
so
great
here.
I
really
wanted
you
to
see
my
apartment,
you
know?
From
the
minute
I
met
you,
I
don't
know,
I
just
thought,
I'd
love
to
get
her
opinion
on
my
apartment.
Weird,
huh?
How
you
can
just
meet
someone
and
want
to
know
what
they
think?
'Cause
I
was
gonna
move.
Downtown's
sort
of
cocler.
What
do
you
think?
Nico
doesn't
know
what
to
say,
or
even
how
she's
supposed
to
act.
Who
would
ever
guess
having
an
affair
would
be
this
horribly
awkward.
NICC
I
don't
really
know,
Kirby.
KIRBY
Hey,
you
want
some
wine?
NICO
I
shouldn't
drink
during
the
day.
I've
got
work,
KIRRY
Oh,
I
know.
You're
a
busy
lady.
But
you
gotta
relax,
you
know.
It's
not
good
to
always
be
going
a
hundred
miles
an
hour.
And
he
ambushes
her,
closing
his
mouth
on
hers.
Nico
puts
her
hands
on
his
chest,
stiffly
pushes
him
away.
NICO
Maybe
I
will
have
that
wine.
EXT.
NEW
YORK
STREET
-
SAME
Wendy's
RUNNING
down
the
street
with
all
her
bags
and
blackberrying
at
the
same
time
she's
yelling
into
the
phone.
48
49.
WENDY
I'm
on
my
way
back
to
the
office
now,
but
listen,
we
have
to
go
intc
production
TODAY!
Start
shooting
something...
anything!
Point
a
camera
at
the
sky,
I
don't
care.
We
just
have
to
be
in
production
first.
If
we're
not
in
production
before
Dreamworks
everyone's
going
to
start
losing
faith
and
our
movie'll
be
the
one
that
falls
apart!
Her
phone
beeps
in.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
Hold
on.
(Clicks
im)
Yeah?
TYLER
(0.S.)
Sam's
hitting
me!
WENDY
Okay,
Tylexr
sweetie,
tell
Sam
not
to
do
that.
Mommy's
gotta
go,
ockay?
TYLER
{0.8.)
Okay,
but
I
forgot
I
have
a
time
line
project
due
tomorrow.
I
have
to
make
a
poster
and
I
need
three
pennies
from
every
year
I
was
born.
wendy
wants
to
hurt
every
teacher
that
ever
thought
"family
home
projects"
were
a
good
idea,
but
she
tries
to
maintain
ner
calm,
all
the
while
knowing
she
needs
to
get
back
to
her
crisis.
WENDY
Don't
worry.
We'll
take
care
of
it
tonight.
Three
pemnies.
I
got
it.
Love
you.
CLICK.
She's
back
to
the
producer.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
Did
you
find
out
which
airport
the
Dreamworks
jet
is
at?
Hold
on.
I've
got
Paul
Haggis.
CLICK.
WENDY
(CONT'D}
Hi
Paul...
No,
no,
that's
just
a
rumor.
Leo's
not
pulling
out.
What?!
No,
Paul,
you
can't
drop
out.
Her
phone
beeps
again.
49
50.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
Paul,
hold
on.
That's
probably
Leo
now.
CLICK.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
Yeah?
SHANE
It's
me.
Wendy,
we
have
to
talk.
WENDY
Shane,
I
can't
right
now.
TI'll
call
you
back.
Ask
Tyler
about
the
pennies.
SHANE
{0.8.)
Wendy.
I'm
not
kidding.
We
have
to
talk
now
--
CLICK.
Wendy
clicks
back
over
to
the
director,
hanging
up
on
Shane.
WENDY
Paul,
I
promise.
Everything
will
be
fine.
Just
give
me
one
hour,
okay?
Just
one
hour.
..
INT.
KIRBY'S
APARTMENT
-
SAME
Nico
stands,
sipping
the
wine
Kirby
poured
for
her.
KIRBY
You
like
it?
We
shot
a
commercial
for
them
and
they
gave
me
a
case.
NICO
It's
nice.
KIRRY
Hey,
you
hungry?
I
should
cffer
you
gsome
food.
I
got
distracted...
by
a
pretty
lady.
NICO
{wincing
again)
Kirby,
I
--
He
walks
by
her
and
this
time,
embraces
her
from
behind,
yuns
his
hands
over
her.
Panicked,
she
pushes
him
away
again.
NICO
(CONT'D)
I'm
sorry
--
50
51.
KIRBY
Are
you
alright?
Because
we
don't
have
to...
you
know.
NICO
{whispering)
I
want
to.
I'm
just...
KIRBY
{nodding
knowingly)
First
time?
(off
her
confused
look)
Cheating
on
husband?
Nico
opens
her
mouth
in
shock,
and
he
takes
the
opportunity
to
move
in
for
another
kisgs.
KIRBY
(CONT'D)
Don't
worry
about
it.
You
gotta
figure
you've
got
your
reasons,
right?
Does
she?
But
before
she
can
think
about
this
too
much,
Kirby
scoops
her
up
onto
the
ccuntertop.
KIRBY
In
case
you're
wondering,
you
have
a
great
body.
He
kisses
her
again
and
runs
his
hands
sexily
up
her
legs.
Ch
God,
she
needs
this
so
badly.
Kirby
stops
when
he
comes
to
the
waistband
of
her
pantyhose.
KIRBY
(CONT'D)
Do
you
need
these?
Or
can
I
cut
them
off?
I
want
to
cut
them
off
with
scissors,
so
I
can
get
to
you...
right
now.
He
grabs
a
pair
of
kitchen
shears,
starts
to
snip,
but
then
stops.
KIRBY
(CONT'D)
But
maybe
that
would
be
suspicious
later
on,
if
you
have
no
hose
--
NICC
(hoarsely)
It's
okay.
He
roughly
cuts
the
hose
with
the
scissors,
then
continues
the
job
by
ripping
them
open
with
his
two
hands.
NICO
{CONT'D)
Ch
my.
51
o
How
much
do
you
care
about
these
underwear?
Nico,
intoxicated,
lies
back.
We
hear
a
loud
SNIP,
a
sigh,
and
we:
INT.
WENDY'S
OFFICE
-
SAME
Command
central.
Five
of
Wendy's
nervous,
type-A,
development
people
are
on
various
phones
trying
to
prevent
this
crisis
from
happening.
Josh
is
on
his
headset,
rolling
calls
for
Wendy
.
VARIOUS
DEVELOPMENT
PEOPLE
No,
I
need
a
crew
out
there
tonight!
I'm
not
sure
what
we're
shooting
yet!
/Can
you
tell
me
if
a
jet
leased
to
Dreamworks
Studios
is
currently
on
the
tarmac
right
now?
/Hi,
I'm
trying
to
locate
Leonardo
Wendy
bursts
in,
still
talking
rapid-fire
on
her
phone.
WENDY
Enrico,the
movie's
not
falling
apart.
I'd
tell
you
if
it
was
falling
apart.
We're
going
into
production
tonight.
(te
Josh)
Where's
Selden?
JOSH
On
his
way.
WENDY
(into
phone)
Enrico,
just
give
me
one
hour.
JOSH
Variety's
on
the
phone.
WENDY
I'm
nct
here.
JOSH
Already
told
them
you
were.
Sorry.
She
glares
at
him,
picks
up
phone.
WENDY
(into
phone)
Hi,
this
is
Wendy!...
What
rumor?
Just
then,
Selden
enters
also
con
his
phone.
52
The
room
goes
silent.
SELDEN
(into
phone)
Look,
Phil,
you're
being
greedy.
We
made
a
very
generous
offer.
WENDY
(into
phone)
We
don't
consgider
their
movie
any
real
competition...
(mouthing
to
Selden)
This
is
all
your
fault!
SELDEN
There's
precedent
here.
We
didn't
give
it
to
Jude
Law,
and
we're
not
giving
it
to
Leo.
{mouthing
back)
How
is
it
my
fault?
WENDY
He's
been
attached
to
our
script
since
July.
{mouthing)
You
should
have
made
this
deal
already!
SELDEN
{intc
phone)
Look,
Leonardo's
just
not
worth
it.
WENDY
(panicked
mouthing)
No,
no,
nol!
{into
phone)
No,
I
have
no
quote.
This
is
a
non-
story.
Leo's
not
geing
anywhere.
and
Selden
hang
up
their
phones
at
the
same
time.
beat,
then
they
both
start
yelling
at
each
other.
WENDY/SELDEN
Are
you
crazy
saying
things
like
that
to
his
damn
manager?
We've
got
to
win
this,
and
--
/
Your
problem
is
you've
become
too
attached
to
this
project
--
DEVELOPMENT
GIRL
I've
got
him!
I've
got
Leonardo
DiCapric
on
the
line!
WENDY
Give
me
the
phone!
Give
me
the
phone!
A
Wendy
takes
a
deep
breath,
then
--
53
>
WENDY
(CONT'D)
(casual,
into
phone)
Leo?
Hi,
it's
Wen.
What's
going
on?...
Listen,
we're
pulling
the
offer.
The
executives
gasp
--
what
the
hell
is
she
doing?
WENDY
(CONT'D)
If
you
really
think
the
Dreamworks
script
is
better,
I'm
not
going
to
stand
in
your
way.
1
care
too
much
about
you.
And
Russell
Crowe's
schedule
just
opened
up,
so
we'll
be
fine.
Let's
work
together
again
soon,
okay
sweetie?
Best
of
luck
with
it.
she
hangs
up.
Nobody
can
believe
what
just
happened.
Wendy
doesn't
take
her
eyes
off
the
phone.
WENDY
(CONT'D}
Wait.
He'll
call.
Everyone's
riveted
to
the
phone.
Nothing.
EXECUTIVE
{whispers)
Do
we
have
Russell
Cr--
WENDY
No.
The
suspense
is
building.
nothing.
Wendy's
getting
a
little
nervous,
then:
RING.
RING.
Josh
picks
up.
JOSH
Wendy
Healy's
office.
{then)
Leonarde
DiCaprioc
is
on
one.
WENDY
(into
phone)
Leo?
Hi...
{(then
smiles)
You've
made
the
right
decision.
Yeah,
there
are
some
things
in
motion,
but
I'11l
see
what
I
can
do.
Wendy
hangs
up
the
phone.
The
room
erupts
into
cheers.
Wendy's
riding
high.
Her
Blackberry
BEEPS.
She
checks
it.
It's
a
message
from
Shane:
i
wnt
d#vorce.
FADE
OUT.
END
OF
ACT
THREE
54
55.
ACT
FOUR
FADE
IN:
INT.
WENDY'S
OFFICE
-
CONTINUOUS
Wendy
stares
at
Shane's
text
message.
Then
she
laughs.
SELDEN
What
is
WENDY
My
husband.
She
text
messages
back:
"Dnt
b
silly.
I
luv
u.
Il
b
home
fr
dinr.
Josh
and
the
other
executives
have
filed
the
last
to
go.
SELDEN
You
were
really
something
on
the
phone
there.
Very
impressive.
WENDY
Thank
you.
SELDEN
I'11
get
into
it
with
the
agent.
Try
and
sew
this
thing
up
for
you.
He
staxts
go,
then
turns
back.
SELDEN
(CONT'D)
Nice
bra
by
the
way.
Didn't
think
you
were
a
hot
pink
kind
of
gal.
He
exits.
Wendy
looks
down
to
find
her
jacket
gaping
wide
open.
She
guickly
covers
up,
but
breathes
a
sigh
of
relief.
At
least
it's
a
pretty
one.
INT.
NICO'S
TOWNCAR
-
A
LITTLE
LATER
Nico
rides
in
silence.
She
meets
the
eyes
of
her
DRIVER
in
the
rear
view
mirror.
INT.
ELEVATOR
-
NICO'S
CO-OP
-
CONTINUOUS
Nico
steps
in
and
makes
eye
contact
with
the
ELEVATOR
MAN.
It
feels
to
her
like
everyone
must
be
able
to
tell,
but
she
maintains
her
icy
coolness.
INT.
LIVING
ROOM
-
NICO'S8
CO-OP
-
CONTINUQUS
Nico
enters
to
find
her
l4-year-olid
daughter
KATRINA
working
on
her
homework.
She
glances
up,
smiles.
55
KATRINA
Hi
Mom.
NICO
(just
getting
it
out)
Hi.
Nico
stumbles
back
into
the
hall
and
collapses
against
the
wall.
She
begins
to
cry.
What
has
she
done?
INT.
WENDY'S
LOFT
-
SAM
Maggie's
watching
TV
and
the
boys
are
playing,
when
Wendy
enters,
dumping
all
her
bags
in
the
hall.
WENDY
Hello!
Guess
who
has
pennies?!
Tyler
whoops,
jumps
over
the
couch
and
launches
himself
into
her
arms.
DOROLISA,
thelr
nanny,
wearing
movie
swag
--
&
Meet
the
Fockers
jacket
and
a
Dreamgirls
baseball
cap
--
heads
for
the
door.
DCROLISA
I
stayed
twenty
minutes
late,
that
meang
I'm
coming
in
late
tomorrow.
WENDY
Ch,
sorry.
Isn't
Shane
here?
DOROLISA
I
haven't
seen
Mr.
Shane
all
day.
No
one
called.
No
cne
told
me
anything.
And
the
nanny
strolls
out
with
attitude.
That's
Where's
Shane?
INT.
GREG
BENNETT'S
BEDROOM
-
LATER
THAT
NIGHT
CLOSE
ON
Victory
sleeping
in
a
darkened
room.
BShe
wakes
up.
Disoriented,
she
reaches
over
and
turns
on
the
light.
PULL
OUT
to
reveal
she's
in
Greg's
bed,
which
happens
to
be
the
hugest
bed
ever.
His
bedroom
is
grand
and
ornate.
VICTORY
Oh
my
God.
You
are
such
an
asshole.
GREG
(waking
up)
Hmmm?
VICTORY
This
bed.
insane!
56
GREG
You
didn't
see
it
on
the
way
in?
VICTCRY
We
were
busy.
Do
you
really
need
a
bed
this
kig?
How
many
people
were
you
expecting?
GREG
Hey,
I
grew
up
in
South
Bronx
sharing
a
bed
with
my
two
brothers.
I
always
promised
myself
if
I
made
it,
I'd
get
myself
the
biggest
bed
mconey
could
buy.
(stroking
her
bkack)
There
must
be
something
you've
always
wanted.
VICTORY
Not
really.
Not
like
that.
GREG
Sure
there
is.
Everybody's
got
something.
What
is
it?
A
necklace?
A
car?
What?
VICTORY
no,
I'm
not
telling.
You'll
just
want
to
go
buy
it
for
me,
or
something.
GREG
Well,
well,
someone's
awfully
full
of
themselves,
aren't
they.
He
grabs
her
and
throws
her
back
down
on
the
bed,
kissing
her.
She
shrieks.
There's
a
discreet
knock
on
the
door.
BUTLER
{0.8.)
Sir,
it's
9am
in
Australia.
GREG
{barking)
Yes,
I
know
how
to
tell
time.
(to
Victory,
getting
up)
I've
got
an
overseas
call.
Think
about
where
you
want
to
go
for
dinner
tonight.
We
can
take
the
helicopter.
VICTORY
Sure,
we
can
just
have
it
land
on
the
bed.
(calling
after)
No
healthy
person
needs
a
bed
this
57
58.
But
Greg's
barely
out
the
door,
when
Victory
whips
off
the
sheet
and
begins
jumping
on
the
bed.
She
quickly
grabs
her
cell
phone
off
the
nightstand,
dials.
INT.
WENDY'S
LOFT
-
CROSSCUT
The
kids
are
now
asleep
and
Wendy's
lying
on
the
couch
covered
in
scripts.
She
picks
up
the
phone.
WENDY
Hello?
VICTORY
I
am
in
the
most
amazing
bed
right
.
WENDY
I
thought
you
weren't
going
to
sleep
with
Greg
Bennett,
you
whore.
VICTORY
Oh,
give
me
a
break.
My
fashion
show
got
panned
all
over
New
York.
I
need
a
little
fun
in
my
life.
WENDY
Greg
Bennett
is
fun?
VICTORY
He
was
tonight.
(laughing}
Okay,
yeah,
he's
also
obnoxious,
but
he
makes
me
feel
good.
All
sort
of
warm
and
Christmasy
inside.
I
like
him,
Wen,
I
really
do.
And
you
can
not
believe
how
big
this
bed
is.
WENDY
1’11
bet.
VICTORY
No,
seriously.
I'm
going
to
prove
to
you
how
big
it
is.
I'm
standing
on
one
side
of
the
bed
and
I'm
going
to
run
to
the
other.
Ready?
Here
I
go.
She
runs
across
the
bed.
VICTORY
(CONT'D)
Running,
running,
not
there
yet.
Still
not
there.
There!
Now
I'm
on
the
other
side.
Can
you
believe
it?
wendy
laughs.
58
59.
VICTORY
{(CONT'D)}
~
I'm
running
back,
I'm
run--
The
door
opens,
and
Greg
re-enters.
Victory
quickly
drops
ro
the
bed;
and
coverg
herself
with
the
comforter,
tries
to
be
cool.
WENDY
Helle?
Vic?
Wendy
hangs
up,
happy
that
her
friend
is
happy.
She
picks
up
another
script
just
as
the
front
door
opens,
and
Shane
strolls
in.
WENDY
Hey!
Where
have
you
been,
stranger?
You
weren't
answering
your
cell.
He
stands
there
for
a
long,
cold
beat,
then:
SHANE
I
wasn't
kidding,
Wendy.
I
want
a
divorce.
WENDY
You're
scaring
me,
Shane.
C'mon,
stop
it.
SHANE
I
was
just
getting
out
of
a
cab
today
and
it
hit
me.
I
can't
do
this
for
one
second
longer.
I
want
a
divorce.
He's
not
kidding.
Wendy's
stunned.
WENDY
Is
there
someone
else?
SHANE
{(simply)
No.
I'm
just
not
happy.
I
haven't
been
happy
in
a
long
time.
WENDY
Ckay...
Well
if
that's
all
it
is,
then
we
can
£ix
that.
We'll
get
you
happy
again.
We
can
get
counseling
or
--
SHANE
There's
nothing
you
can
do.
It
doesn’'t
work
like
that.
Believe
me,
I'm
torn
up
about
the
kids,
but...
Sorry,
Wen.
I'm
leaving.
He
goes
into
their
bedroom,
starts
getting
undressed.
Wendy’s
shattered...
and
confused.
59
WENDY
What
are
you
doing?
I
thought
you
were
leaving?
SHANE
Well,
not
tonight.
I'm
going
to
bed.
WENDY
In
our
bed?!
SHANE
No
drama,
please.
Let's
just
get
some
sleep.
Wendy
stares,
incredulous,
and
we:
DISSCLVE
TO:
INT.
SAM'S
ROOM
-
LATER
Wendy
is
curled
up
on
Sam’s
toddler
bed,
her
arms
around
him
as
he
sleeps
peacefully.
We
know
that
Wendy
will
not
be
sleeping
peacefully
for
a
long
time.
FADE
OUT.
60
ACT
FIVE
FADE
IN:
INT.
GREG
BENNETT'S
BEDROOM
~
THE
NEXT
MORNING
Greg
wakes
up
to
find
Victory
getting
dressed
in
the
early
morning
light.
GREG
You
know,
you
put
clothes
on
almost
as
well
as
you
take
them
off.
Where
are
you
going?
VICTORY
I'm
flying
to
Tokyo
today,
remember?
See
what
I
can
do
to
stabilize
the
situation
in
Japan.
site
on
the
edge
of
the
bed,
slips
into
her
heels.
VICTORY
(CONT'D)
Greg?
How
do
you
make
a
billion
dollars?
GREG
How
did
I
do
it,
or
how
do
people
do
it
in
general?
VICTORY
Pecople.
GREG
Well,
that's
easy.
You
can't.
VICTORY
7
can't?
GREG
Nope.
It's
a
club.
You
work
for
years
and
years
and
at
some
point
other
billionaires
decide
to
make
you
a
member.
VICTORY
I
work
hard,
Who's
to
say
that
I
couldn't
eventually
become
a
member?
GREG
There
are
no
women.
For
these
guys
women
are
people
you
screw,
not
people
vou
do
business
with.
VICTORY
That's
disgusting.
61.
61
62.
GREG
I
agree,
but
it's
just
the
way
it
is.
When
are
women
going
to
understand
you
can't
change
the
way
men
think.
{suggestively)
Speaking
of
which...
you
don't
really
need
to
f£ly
to
Japan
today,
do
you?
He
pulls
her
back
down
to
the
bed.
But
now
Victory
is
annoyed.
VICTORY
There
are
women
billionaires.
GREG
Only
fifty-three,
and
most
of
them
are
heiresses
to
their
daddy's
fortunes.
Let's
face
it
--
women
are
just
too
emotional
to
do
that
well
in
business.
VICTCRY
{seething}
What
.
GREG
Look
at
you.
You're
way
too
close
to
your
product.
You're
so
worried
about
your
artistic
vision
and
"being
true
to
your
self"
that
you'll
never
be
able
to
do
what's
truly
best
for
your
company.
Victory
takes
this
in.
VICTCRY
You
know,
I've
been
telling
my
friends,
"Yes,
he's
a
little
obnoxious,
but
he's
"Yes,
he's
a
little
obnoxious,
but
he's
fun
-~
But
you
know
what?
There
is
no
You're
just
cobnoxious.
Period.
She
storms
out,
and
off
Greg,
we...
INT.
EXECUTIVE
DINING
ROOM
-
CONTINUOUS
A
numb
Wendy
sits
alone
eating
a
yogurt.
SELDEN
(0.8.)
Mind
if
I
join
you?
She
looks
up
to
find
Selden,
motions
halfheartedly
with
her
spoon
for
him
to
sit.
He
slides
a
piece
of
paper
across
the
table.
62
63.
SELDEN
(CONT'D)
Leonardo's
deal.
Signed.
And
we
didn't
have
to
give
away
final
cut.
WENDY
My
husband
and
I
are
separating.
SELDEN
Oh.
WENDY
Wow.
That
was
uncomfortable,
huh?
Sorry,
I
didn't
mean
to
blurt
that
out.
I
just
haven't
said
it
out
loud
yet.
Haven't
even
told
my
kids,
my
friends
--
I'm
too
embarrassed.
Yet
not
too
embarrassed
to
tell
a
colleague
in
the
cafeteria.
I'm
sorry,
I
haven’'t
slept.
SELDEN
I've
been
there.
It's
not
easy.
WENDY
Oh
really?
I
didn't
know...
SELDEN
Yeah,
my
ex
married
me
because
she
was
star
struck
for
the
movie
business.
Took
her
five
years
to
figure
out
being
married
to
a
business
affairs
guy
wasn't
very
glamorous.
She
figured
it
out
in
a
director's
bed.
WENDY
Well,
I
mean,
it's
not
final
or
anything.
He
hasn't
even
moved
out
-~
you
know,
the
kids.
He's
a
good
dad.
(shaking
her
head)
I
just
don't
get
it.
We
didn't
fight
that
much.
I
always
tried
to
make
nice.
SELDEN
Teke
it
from
me.
You
can't
always
make
nice.
WENDY
No,
you
can't.
Can
you?
(then)
I'm
not
really
hungry.
Wendy
gets
up.
Selden
stands
too.
SELDEN
If
you
need
a
lawyer,
call
me.
63
64.
He
takes
a
step
forward
and
gives
her
a
hug.
Somecne
giving
her
a
hug...
it
feels
good.
And
maybe,
just
maybe
there's
a
little
spark.
INT.
MRS.
IKITO'S
OFFICE
-
-
THE
NEXT
DAY
Victory
is
sitting
across
from
MRS.
IKITO,
while
her
assistant
serves
them
tea.
VICTCRY
Mrs.
Ikito,
I
was
trying
something
new.
I'm
trying
to
grow.
Expand
as
a
designer.
MRS.
IKITO
Why?
Japan
loved
the
old
Victory
Ford.
Everyone
in
New
York
is
always
thinking
about
the
self.
Here
in
Japan,
we
think
about
business.
VICTORY
I'm
thinking
about
business
too.
See,
I
want
to
eventually
move
into
couture
and
-~
MRS.
IKITO
Why?
There's
no
money
in
couture.
Everybody
knows
that.
There's
money
in
the
old
Victory
Ford.
But
don't
worry.
1
have
the
answer.
She
claps
her
hands
and
MR,
MATSUDA,
a
young,
gay
Japanese
man
appears
with
a
sketch
book
in
hand.
MRS.
IKITO
(CONT'D)
This
is
Mr.
Matsuda.
He
1is
an
extremely
talented
designer.
Mr.
Matsuda
gives
Victory
his
book.
MR.
MATSUDA
I
love
your
clothes.
It
will
be
an
honor
to
work
with
you.
VICTORY
Work
with
me?
MRS.
IKITO
His
specialty
is
making
copies.
He
does
Ralph
Lauren
better
than
Ralph
Lauren
himself.
He
will
draw
new
designs
to
look
like
the
old
Victory
Ford.
VICTORY
What?
I
can't
do
that.
Then
they're
not
my
designs.
64
MRS,
IKITO
You
can
have
approval
over
the
new
designs,
of
course.
Look
at
the
sketches.
Victory
reluctantly
opens
the
book,
peruses
the
pages.
MRS.
IKITO
(CONT'D)
See?
Didn't
I
tell
you
he
was
good?
She
slams
the
bock
shut.
VICTORY
I'm
sorry,
but
there's
no
way
I
can
allow
my
name
on
designs
that
aren't
mine.
MRS.
IKITO
{(frustrated)
I
don't
understand.
When
we
started
doing
business
together
five
years
ago
you
said
you
wanted
to
make
billions
of
dollars.
VICTORY
Not
like
this.
No,
I'm
sorry,
but
my
company
is
me.
It's
something
that
comes
out
of
my
brain,
out
of
my
heart
--
that
I
c¢reate.
I'm
not
making
widgets.
My
name
is
all
I
have.
I'm
not
going
to
sell
out
my
name.
MRS.
IKITO
You
already
have
with
your
last
VICTORY
Hey.
My
spring
line
is
the
best
I've
ever
designed!
Yes,
it
was
a
departure,
but
it
was
exactly
what
I'd
envisioned
it
to
be
and
I
could
not
be
prouder
of
it.
And
maybe
pecple
didn't
like
it
as
much,
but
they
will
like
the
next
one,
that
I,
Victory
Ford,
design!
INT.
BONFIRE
MAGAZINE
-
PHOTO
SHOOT
Photographers,
assistants
and
various
crew
are
setting
up
for
a
photo
shoot,
when
Nico
enters
with
her
assistant,
Rebecca.
THEC,
the
photographer,
crosses
over.
THEO
Nico!
Thanks
for
stopping
by.
NICO
Everything
looks
terrific.
When's
Madonna
scheduled
to
arrive?
65.
65
THEO
She's
in
makeup
now.
I'm
using
this
new
lens.
Take
a
look.
HER
POV
as
she
looks
through
the
camera
lens,
sees
a
guy
in
jeans
setting
up
a
light.
The
guys
turns...
it's
Kirby.
THEO
(CONT'D)
Oh,
have
you
met
my
new
assistant?
Nico
Reilly...
Kirby
Atwood.
KIRBY
Hey.
Nice
to
meet
you.
Nico
is
stunned,
but
coolly
shakes
his
hand.
NICO
It's
a
pleasure.
INT.
TOXYO
HOTEL
-
NIGHT
victory
is
feeling
pretty
miserable
for
herself.
She's
trying
to
pace
around
the
room,
but
it's
teeny
tiny
small
with
low
ceilings,
and
the
bed
takes
up
most
of
the
room.
Her
cell
phone
rings.
VICTORY
(into
phone)
What?
INT.
GREG
BENNETT'S
STUDY
-
CROSS
CUT
GREG
What
are
you
doing?
VICTORY
What
am
I
doing?
I'm
crying!
That's
what
I'm
doing.
This
is
how
it's
been
since
the
beginning
of
my
career.
I
cry,
then
go
back
to
work.
Work,
cry,
work,
cry,
work,
cry.
You'd
be
surprised
at
how
much
I
cry.
People
think
I'm
cool
and
fun
and
optimistic,
but
I'm
a
crier!
GREG
So
it
went
well
then?
VICTORY
No.
I
told
off
Mrs.
Ikito.
You
were
right.
I
am
close
to
my
product.
I
just
don't
know
how
to
be
any
other
way.
And
now
I
don't
know
how
I'm
going
to
keep
the
company
going
--
oh
God,
I
just
want
to
be
home
already.
66
67.
GREG
A
man
named
Hachiro
will
be
there
in
ten
minutes.
Be
ready.
MUSIC
CUE:
MONTAGE:
Hachiro
shows
up
at
Victory's
hotel
door,
takes
her
bag.
Hachirc
escorts
her
into
a
waiting
limo.
Hachiro
helps
Victory
out
of
the
limo.
Greg's
jet
is
waiting
for
her
on
the
tarmac.
Victory
goes
inside
the
jet
to
find
cupcakes
waiting
on
beard.
She
settles
in,
as
the
jet
takes
off
for
home.
EXT.
CENTRAL
PARK
-
MOVIE
SHOOT
-
NIGHT
food,
cables,
etc.
let
you
know
a
movie
shoot
is
taking
place.
An
SUV
pulls
up,
and
Wendy
steps
out,
just
as
her
phone
rings.
WENDY
Yes,
Josh?
JOSH
(0.8.)
Where
are
you?
WENDY
{woman
on
a
mission)
Firing
the
unfire-able
director,
Bruno
Carr.
Hold
my
calls.
She
hangs
up
on
him,
and
locks
around.
There
doesn't
seem
to
be
any
shooting
going
on.
A
CREW
MEMBER
passes.
WENDY
({(CONT'D)
Where
is
everybody?
The
crew
member
to
a
the
other
side
of
the
lagoon.
Great.
She's
on
the
wrong
side.
Now
what?
Wendy
spies
a
small
fishing
dinghy.
CUT
TO:
EXT.
CENTRAL
PARK
LAKE
-
NIGHT
The
boat's
speeding
the
lake.
Wendy
stands
at
the
front,
her
long
coat
billowing
around
her
--
Washington
crogsing
the
Delaware.
BAll
power.
INT.
CENTRAL
PARK
MOVIE
SHOOT
-
NIGHT
wendy
jumps
cut
of
the
boat
and
crosses
over
to
the
surprised
Bruno.
WENDY
You're
ill-prepared,
you're
over
budget,
you're
difficult...
All
things
that
could
be
overlooked
if
what
was
on
the
screen
was
remotely
good,
but
{MORE}
67
68
.
WENDY
(CONT'D)
it's
not.
Now
I
tried
to
do
this
the
nice
way,
and
that
apparently
didn't
work.
So
I
can
say
you
have
a
family
emergency,
or
that
there's
another
film
you
want
to
do.
I
can
make
this
easy
for
you.
How
do
you
want
to
do
it?
Bruce
stares
at
her
for
a
beat,
then
turns
to
the
crew.
BRUNC
Action!!
WENDY
Fine.
(then
for
everyone
to
hear)
You're
FIRED!!
She
rips
off
Bruno's
headset
and
marches
back
to
the
boat.
CREWMEMBER
{sotto
to
another)
What
a
bitch.
BXT.
NEW
YORK
PRIVATE
AIRPORT
TARMAC
-~
NIGHT
Victory
comes
off
the
jet,
to
find
Greg
waiting
for
her
on
the
tarmac.
VICTCORY
I
hate
this,
you
know.
I
hate
you
sending
a
jet
for
me.
I
hate
that
I
like
riding
in
it
so
wuch.
I
hate
your
smug
attitude
like
you're
a
big
hero,
because
you're
not.
All
you
did
was
call
Ellyn
and
tell
her
to
send
it.
GREG
Actually
I
called
myself.
And
hey,
I
could
have
waited
in
the
car
for
you,
but
instead
I'm
standing
out
here
on
the
tarmac
freezing
my
ass
off.
I
don't
do
that
for
anybody.
He
kisses
her.
VICTORY
I
don't
like
being
rescued,
you
know.
I
rescue
myself.
GREG
would
you
just
relax.
Be
flips
out
his
phone,
speaks
inteo
it.
68
69.
GREG
{CONT'D)
Bring
the
car
arocund.
The
car
comes
careening
around
the
corner
and
screeches
to
a
stop
practically
on
top
of
them.
Without
having
to
walk
one
step
to
the
car,
they
get
in,
and
we...
DISSOLVE
TO:
EXT.
VICTORY'S
APARTMENT
-
BALCONY
-
NIGHT
CLOSE
ON
three
pairs
of
animal-print
shoes,
discarded
on
the
balcony.
PAN
UP
to
reveal
Victory,
Wendy
and
Nico
locking
ocut
over
the
rooftops
in
bare
feet.
VICTORY
Two
days
ago?
Wendy,
why
didn't
you
tell
us?
WENDY
I
wanted
to.
It's
just
so
embarrassing.
I
feel
like
a
failure.
I
mean,
I
know
I
work
all
the
time,
and
things
weren't
always
perfect,
but
I
always
thought
I
had
a
good
marriage.
..
(to
Nico)
Like
you
and
Charles.
Her
and
Charles.
A
look
passes
over
Nico's
face,
but
she's
not
letting
them
in
on
her
indiscretion...
yet.
She
rubs
Wendy's
shoulder.
VICTORY
You
are
not
a
failure.
You
are
an
perscn.
You'rve
funny
and
loud
and
gorgeous
and
powerful.
You
deserve
to
be
loved
because
of
those
things,
not
despite
them.
NICO
The
way
we
love
you.
WENDY
Don't
make
me
cry.
It
won't
be
pretty.
They
look
out
at
the
city
lights
twinkling
below.
VICTORY
I
know
it's
a
tough
time
right
now,
but
I
honestly
have
this
feeling
things
are
about
to
get
better...
for
all
of
us.
We
hear
the
FAINT
SCUNDS
OF
JUNGLE
DRUMS
IN
THE
DISTANCE
69
@
70.
INT.
MRS,
IKITO'S
OFFICE
-
DAY
Mrs.
Tkito
is
talking
to
Mr.
MATSUDA.
MRS.
IKITO
I
want
you
to
start
working
on
those
sketches
anyway
--
I
don't
care
what
that
diva
designer
says.
Who
says
we
need
her
permission?
THE
JUNGLE
DRUMS
grow
LOUDER...
INT.
LAWYER'S
OFFICE
-
DAY
A
LAWYER
is
behind
his
desk,
listening
to
the
director,
Bruno
BRUNO
It
was
late.
Wendy
Healy
called
me
into
her
office
alone.
She
made
physical
advances,
and
when
I
didn't
reciprocate,
she
fired
me..."
...AND
EVEN
LOUDER...
INT.
MIKE
HARNESS'
OFFICE
-~
BONFIRE
-
DAY
Mike
studies
a
pisce
of
paper
as
his
assistant
locks
on.
MIKE
Nico
Reilly's
joining
us
at
the
Zurich
conference?
She's
never
been
invited
before.
MIKE'S
ASSISTANT
It
came
from
Hector
Matrick's
office.
Mike
is
suspicious.
Doesn’'t
like
this.
MIKE
I
want
you
to
keep
tabs
on
Nico.
Talk
to
her
assistant,
her
driver...
I
want
to
know
where
she's
going
and
who
she's
seeing...
THE
JUNGLE
DRUMS
reach
a
CRESCENDO
as
a
MONKEY
SCREECHES
A
BATTLE
CRY
IN
THE
DISTANCE,
and
we:
CUT
TO
BLACK.
END
OF
SHOW
70
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