arrested development "Pilot" Written by Mitchell Hurwitz Directed by Anthony Russo & Joe Russo Goldenrod Pages Green Pages Yellow Pages Pink Pages Full Blue Production Draft (White) Imagine Television 20th Century Fox Television 3/31/03 3/26/03 3/24/03 3/21/03 3/20/03 3/19/03

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 1. ACT ONE FADE IN: EXT. NEWPORT HARBOR -~ FAMILY BOAT PARTY - AFTERNOON We see a boat on the bay. A chyron reads "Orange County, California." Cut to close up of Michael Bluth, staring out over the bow of the ship. RON This is Michael Bluth. He's a good man. Chyron reads "Michael Bluth, Manager of Sales for the Bluth Company.” RON (V.0.) {(CONT'D) For ten years he's worked for his father's company waiting to be made partner. And right now he's happy. Cut to Lucille Bluth. RON (V.0.) (CONT'D) This is Michael's mother. She isn't happy . LUCILLE Look what they've done, Michael! Freeze on Lucille. Chyron: "Mrs. Lucille Bluth. RON (V.0.) Currently she's upset that her husband's retirement party is being upstaged by a group of gay protesters. LUCILLE Look what the homosexuals have done to me! MICHAEL You can't just comb that out and reset it? Angle on: distant protest boat. A flag reads "Down with the Yacht Club." Another reads "Allow same sex marriage at seal!” LUCILLE Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to...set myself on fire! (CONTINUED)

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 2. Michael's Freeze on HEADSHOT Of Tobias sister, Lindsay, has approached. LINDSAY Shame on you, Mom. Not all homosexuals are flamboy-- (THEN, RE: PROTESTER) Oh, my God, I have the exact same blouse. Lindsay. Chyron: "Lindsay Bluth Filinke. RON (V.O0.) This is Michael's twin sister, Lindsay. The self-proclaimed liberal member of the family. As a youthful act of defiance Lindsay married this man-- Activist." from newspaper. Chyron reads: "Dr. Tobias Filnke. Not on RON (V.0.) They moved to Boston where they've become celebrated for their wine and cheese fundraisers. INT. LINDSAY'S BOSTON RESIDENCE - NIGHT An elegant party at Lindsay's. Hunger." A waiter offers her an hors d'oeuvre. LINDSAY (O EXT. FAMILY BOAT PARTY - DAY A banner says "Stop the Back on the boat, Michael approaches his brother Gob, as Gob prepares an elaborate magic trick called "The Aztec Tom v He's surrounded by children. MICHAEL So, this is the magic trick, huh? GOB "Illusion," Michael. A "trick" is something a whore does for money. Gob sees the children. GOB (CONT'D) (CHEERFULLY) ...or candy! (CONTINUED)

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 3. Freeze on Gob: "George Oscar Bluth II. 'Gob.' Magician." RON (V.0.) This is Michael's oldest brother, he goes by his initials; G-0-B, or Gob. PHOTO Of a very stern looking Gob. RON (V.0.) Gob recently started the "Alliance of Magicians." An organization that blackballs any performer who reveals a magician's secret. We've pulled back to reveal that the stern looking Gob is surrounded by several other stern looking magicians and one stern looking clown. Gob is holding a sign that reads "We demand to be taken seriously." RON (V.0.) (CONT'D) And finally, there's Buster, the youngest of Michael's siblings. EXT. FAMILY BOAT PARTY - DAY Back on the boat as Buster greets Michael with a back rub. BUSTER Hey, brother. MICHAEL Buster. How are—- You can stop doing that. How are the Indian Studies? Freeze frame on Buster. Chyron reads: "Byron 'Buster' Bluth. Graduate student.” RON (V.0.) Thanks to the family's largesse Buster has studied everything from Native American tribal ceremonies... EXT. DRUMMING CIRCLE - NIGHT Buster in a drumming circle having trouble mastering the familiar "BUM bum-bum-bum BUM bum-bum-bum" rhythm. RON ..to cartography: the mapping of uncharted territories.

Arrested Development - FINAL PROD. DRAFT (Pink Revisions) 2-21-03 4. 8 10 EXT. FAMILY BOAT PARTY - DAY 8 BUSTER ...Actually I'm studying cartography now; the mapping of uncharted territories. MICHAEL But hasn't everything already sort of been... discovered? By Magellan and Cortez and those people? BUSTER No, those guys did a pretty good job, but... You know... LUCILLE You still have to double check. Buster pulls at his collar, starting to panic. RON (V.0.) He also suffers from crippling panic attacks. EXT. FAMILY BOAT PARTY - DAY 9 Later. Michael is surrounded by his family for a group photo. RON (V.0.) Yes, this is his family. So, why is Michael so happy? A flashbulb pops and we see the frozen tableau of the Bluths. RON (V.O.) (CONT'D) Because he's decided to never speak to these people again. INT. UNFINISHED ATTIC - DAY 10 Close on Michael on an inflatable bed. He's been awake and thinking for some time. Chyron: "Earlier that morning." MICHAEL What comes before anything? Cut to Michael's son, George-~Michael (13) sleeping on another inflatable bed. He opens his eyes. MICHAEL (CONT'D) What have we always said is the most important thing? (CONTINUED)

11 12 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 5. We reveal that the beds are head to head on the floor of an attic. Wood beams and exposed insulation surround them. GEORGE-MICHAEL (FINALLY) Breakfast. MICHAEL Family. GEORGE-MICHAEL Family, right. I thought you meant "of the things you eat.” Freeze frame. Chyron reads; "George-Michael Bluth - frozen banana salesman/child.” RON (V.0.) This is Michael's son, George-~Michael. MICHAEL Well, we've made nothing but sacrifices for this family, and tonight it all pays off! Tonight your granddad makes me a partner. RON (V.0.) One of those sacrifices was Michael's decision to live here-- EXT. SUDDEN VALLEY - DAY We see a sign that reads "Sudden Valley, A Bluth Co. Development." RON (V.0.) the latest of his father's housing tracts. We pull back to see that only one house has been built. sign invites: "Have a look around!" RON (V.O.) (CONT'D) It should be noted that currently construction has only been completed on the model unit. INT. MODEL HOME - ATTIC/STAIRWAY Cut to the inside of the house as the guys begin their day. They straighten up the attic and enter into the beautifully appointed model home over the following. (CONTINUED) 11 12

13 14 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 6. GEORGE-MICHAEL You think he's going to announce it on the boat? MICHAEL Absolutely. It's his retirement party. Plus, he's been dropping a lot of hints. GEORGE-MICHAEL What kind of hints? MICHAEL Well, he's been calling me "pod'ner." GEORGE-MICHAEL That's like partner. MICHAEL And I don't think it's just because he's going through his "cowboy" phase. INT. MODEL HOME ~ KITCHEN / DINING ROOM ~ DAY 13 The guys make breakfast, and move into the dining room over the following. MICHAEL And then we'll be... free, you know? I'1l be my own boss. be able to get you what you deserve; a real home. .. GEORGE-MICHAEL This is a real home. Michael smiles, touched, then: MICHAEL No, it's not. a fake home. Michael removes two small boxes of cereal from within the large plastic turkey on the dining room table and tosses one to his son. INT. FOYER - CONTINUOUS. 14 The guys stretch out and get their bikes (leaning against the wall) over the following. Perhaps they remove bike helmets from within a large fake palm tree. (CONTINUED)

14A 15 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) GEORGE~MICHAEL But it's a hell of a lot better than living like my Aunt and Uncles whose eyes have never stung from the sweet sweat of a hard day's work. MICHAEL Whoa, whoa... Where'd you get that? GEORGE-MICHAEL From you. You say it every couple of years when they come out to visit. MICHAEL Well, maybe you're right--maybe they have been spoiled. But you'll find you have more dignity when you learn the simple rule that-- A couple enters through the front door. MICHAEL (CONT'D) --These closets are enormous! GEORGE-MICHAEL Can we buy it, Dad? Can we buy the house? MICHAEL Well, we better hurry, these things are going to get snapped right up. RON (V.0.) The guys then headed down to Balboa Island. EXT. ESTABLISHING SHOTS OF BALBOA ISLAND. We see footage (old or new) of Balboa Island and the fun zone, perhaps mixed in with old postcards, etc. RON (V.0.) It was here in 1953 that George Sr. started a business selling a novelty food item called "the frozen banana." 3-21-03 INT. INDUSTRIAL KITCHEN Archival footage of a banana being dipped in chocolate, in nuts and locked into a deep freeze. (CONTINUED) 7. rolled 14A 15

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 8. RON (V.O0.) Business boomed and George Sr. parlayed his success into a huge real estate empire. 15A PHOTO 15A A photo of George and Lucille surveying a model of the Orange County hillsides covered with homes. RON (V.0.) Like his father before him, Michael had gotten his son a job there to bolster the boy's self-esteem. 16 EXT. BANANA BLUTH STAND - DAY 16 Cut to George-Michael standing in a ridiculous banana-shaped kiosk. He notices something in the distance. GEORGE-MICHAEL Uncle Gob? Angle on: Gob approaching on a 'Segway Human Transporter.' He rocks back and forth by the stand. GOB Give me a dollar. the twenty. This is going to blow your mind. Gob grabs a twenty and covers it with his coat. GOB (CONT'D) Some say wealth is an illusion. Let's just watch and see. For one moment it's here-~-and in the Gob removes the coat revealing the game Monopoly. GOB (CONT'D) --Monopoly! You don't have it do you? GEORGE-MICHAEL I think I might. GOB That's good cause a lot of the pieces are missing. Aw, to play the game Monopoly with my family again. I'd give anything to be eight. GEORGE~MICHAEL I'm thirteen. (CONTINUED)

17 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 9. GOB Naw, I wasn't so crazy about thirteen. The acne, the erections. The self- consciousness. looks away, self-conscious. GOB (CONT'D) GEORGE-MICHAEL You okay? Yup. Gob notices Michael talking to the ship's captain. He starts over to him. GOB Hey, there's your dad. GEORGE~MICHAEL Um, Uncle Gob. Where's the twenty? GOB Hey. A magician never reveals his secret. That's what I started the whole Alliance for. GEORGE~MICHAEL That's fine, I just need to know-- GOB What you need to know... is that it's magic! Gob rides off on his Segway. GEORGE~MICHAEL Wow. It's so much like stealing. EXT. PIER - CONTINUOUS Angle on Michael who is finishing up with the ship's captain. MICHAEL ...and my dad might want to make an announcement, sort of a passing of the torch situation, so if you've got a cordless mic, or... even a torch now that I think about it. Gob has approached on his Segway. MICHAEL (CONT'D) Gob. Long time. Gob nods towards the captain. (CONTINUED) 17

18 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 MICHAEL (CONT'D) Oh, um... Captain, this is my brother Gob. CAPTAIN How are you? GOB Incredible. I'm having an incredible year. Gob high fives the reluctant captain, who exits. INT. GEORGE AND LUCILLE'S BALBOA ISLAND YACHT CLUB PENTHOUSE - DAY MICHAEL So you brought the check for your share of the party? GOB You know, I sort of thought my contribution could be a magic show! MICHAEL (EXCITED) A magic show! That's perfect! Oh, wait, I just remembered, Dad's retiring not turning six. GOB Hey, I just bought a new illusion called The Aztec Tomb. It cost like eighteen grand. Can't you just charge the party to the company? MICHAEL It's not a business expense. GOB So what? Lindsay's been staying at the Four Seas for a month I'm sure she's charging the company. MICHAEL Lindsay's been in town for a month?! GOB I don't think so. 10. SMASH CUT TO: Michael is there with Lucille, who examines a fox fur. (CONTINUED) 18

19 20 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 11. MICHAEL Give me your company checkbook. You're cut off. LUCILLE Well, someone cut the foot off my fox. (MODELS IT) 1Is it obvious? MICHAEL Well, you've got to remember you're going to be splattered in red pailnt, so that'll "distract the eye." Getting back to the reason I kicked your door in earlier; I don't want you charging any more of your personal expenses to the company. LUCILLE Well, I had to pay for the Aztec Tomb. Gob says it's a career maker. MICHAEL The company paid for the Aztec Tomb? I was talking about Lindsay. You're putting up Lindsay at the Four Seas Hotel and on top of it you don't even tell me she's in town. LUCILLE (SNAPPING) If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally! INT. GEORGE AND LUCILLE'S BALBOA ISLAND YACHT CLUB PENTHOUSE - DAY 19 Flashback to Lucille and Buster playing the game Uno at the table in her apartment. Chyron reads: "Earlier that LUCILLE I don't care for Gob. Back to present. INT. GEORGE AND LUCILLE'S ISLAND YACHT CLUB PENTHOUSE - DAY 20 Michael and Lucille are as before. MICHAEL Mom, this is unacceptable. (CONTINUED)

21 22 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 12. LUCILLE oh, I dipped into the kitty a couple of times. You should be focused on tonight. Dad's making a big announcement. MICHAEL I knew it. TIt's about me, right? Lucille attempts a tight-lipped coy smile, but it's a little ecerie, twisted, maybe even a little flirty. MICHAEL (CONT'D) I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again. Tobias Flinke enters. TOBIAS Michael! How are you? MICHAEL I'm good, Tobias. How's the job search coming along? TOBIAS Well, I'm hoping the universe will provide a path for me. INSERT - A NEWSPAPER PHOTO Of Tobias (from scene 2) RON (V.0.) Tobias recently lost his medical license for administering CPR to a person who, as it turned out, was not having a heart attack. Widen to reveal the picture next to it. Paramedics surrounding a man lying on a beach. tourist has sternum broken.™ Back to present. Headline reads: "Sleeping INT. GEORGE AND LUCILLE'S BALBOA ISLAND YACHT CLUB PENTHOUSE - DAY MICHAEL Well, who knows, maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party and start a career as a pirate. TOBIAS I haven't packed for that. (CONTINUED) 21 22

23 24 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) Lindsay enters. LINDSAY Michael. MICHAEL Lindsay. How was your flight? LINDSAY Great. We just got in-- LUCILLE He knows. LINDSAY --a month ago. I'm sorry. I've been meaning to call you. I really have. I just... I needed to decompress a little. I've been so busy. We just had an amazing fundraiser for HOOP. MICHAEL Hoop? LINDSAY My anti-circumcision movement. INT. LINDSAY'S BOSTON RESIDENCE - NIGHT Quick shot of an elegant party at Lindsay's. "Hands Off Our Penises."™ Back to present. INT. GEORGE AND LUCILLE'S BALBOA ISLAND YACHT CLUB PENTHOUSE - DAY LINDSAY Believe it or not, we brought in over forty thousand dollars. MICHAEL Wow, it sounds like you've saved enough skin to make ten new boys. TOBIAS Of course, most of that money came from the Bluth Company, I mean, what a generous-—- 3-21-03 Lindsay and Lucille frantically shake their heads. TOBIAS (CONT'D) How are you? (CONTINUED) 13. A banner reads: 23 24

25 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 14. MICHAEL Okay, you know what? You've all been helping yourself to the company coffers for years, but starting tomorrow there's going to be a new boss in town... We hear a low ominous drum beating. It grows louder over the following. MICHAEL (CONT'D) ...And all of you are just going to have to learn to fend for yourselves. All of you are going to finally feel the sweet sting of sweat in your eyes as-- (TO BUSTER) --you can't do that on the balcony? Reveal that Buster is sitting at his Indian Drum reading sheet music five feet behind Michael. BUSTER Mom says it's too windy. Lucille returns to examining her fox. LUCILLE (TO HERSELF) Who could have done this? EXT. BANANA BLUTH STAND - CONTINUOUS 25 We see Maeby stick her grandmother's fox foot onto a stick. Pull back as she approaches George-Michael behind the counter. RON (V.O.) At that moment Michael's son had a visit from a cousin whom he hadn't seen in years. MAERY Um, yeah, I bought a frozen banana and when I bit into it, I found this. She holds up the missing foot from Lucille's fox stole. GEORGE~MICHAEL It looks like a foot. MAEBY It tasted like a foot. Which I didn't really mind, but I'm pretty sure I said "no nuts.” (CONTINUED)

Arrested Development - FINAL PROD. DRAFT (GREEN Revisions) 3-26-03 15. GEORGE~MICHAEL You're my cousin, aren't you? ‘I' MAEBY Maeby. Freeze on Maeby: Chyron reads; "Mae 'Maeby' Filinke." RON (V.0.) This is Lindsay and Tobias' daughter Maeby. 25A INT. LINDSAY'S BOSTON RESIDENCE 25A Cut to months earlier. Lindsay is flipping through a "Rolling Stone"-like magazine. RON (V.0.) Perhaps because of her mother's permissiveness, Maeby has always found unique ways to rebel. LINDSAY Honey, this is a cute tattoo for you. Maeby enters in a ball gown wearing glamorous make-up. '.’ MAEBY I want to enter beauty pageants. Lindsay gasps. Back to present. 25B EXT. BANANA BLUTH STAND - CONTINUOUS WITH 25 258 MAEBY You really didn't recognize me? GEORGE-MICHAEL Well, we never see you. We never see anybody in our family. MAEBY I know. It's our parents' fault. We should teach them a lesson. GEORGE~MICHAEL Yeah, ha!t No, I don't think so. MAEBY You know what we should do? I should go to my Mom tonight and be like "I met the cutest guy." And then she'll see you and I totally making out. (CONTINUED)

Arrested Development - FINAL PROD. DRAFT GEORGE~MICHAEL Yeah, ha! But, not really, right? MAEBY It's perfect. She'd freak out and I'd be like "Mom, if we saw each other more this wouldn't GEORGE~MICHAEL But... We're cousins. MAEBY That's what makes it funny. GEORGE-MICHAEL But isn't it against the law? MAEBY I don't think so. (GREEN Revigions) 3-26-03 15A. (CONTINUED)

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 16. GEORGE~MICHAEL I know for certain that the yacht club would have a problem with it. Maeby paws at George-Michael with the fox foot enticingly. 26 INT. FOUR SEAS HOTEL - LINDSAY'S ROOM - DAY 26 Tobias emerges from the bathroom in a robe and begins looking through luggage. RON (V.0O.) Tobias, now believing the boat party to be pirate-themed, began searching through his wife's luggage for an outfit. 27 EXT. FOUR SEAS HOTEL - DAY 27 Tobias emerges in a brightly colored Versace blouse, tights, a scarf, etc. He's waved over to a flamboyantly dressed group of men boarding a van. RON (V.0.) Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals. 28 EXT. PROTEST BCAT - LATER THAT AFTERNOON 28 Tobias is speaking to large man in a powdered wig. RON (V.O0.) Soon, he was unwittingly part of a protest against the local yacht club. TOBIAS How are you? RON (V.0.) Meanwhile the Bluth boat party had begun. 29 EXT. BLUTH FAMILY BOAT PARTY - SIMULTANEOUS (FROM SCENE 1) 29 Lindsay is with Lucille in a moment from the start of the show. Lindsay looks at a distant boat. LINDSAY Oh, my God, I have the exact same blouse. LUCILLE I like it better on him.

Arrested Development - GOLDENROD Revisions 3-31-03 16A. 29A INT. MIDDLE DECK - FAMILY BOAT PARTY - SAME 29A% Angle on George-Michael with Maeby. * MAEBY * I don't understand why you work every * weekend. Aren't you, like, my age? * GEORGE MICHAEL Well, it's important to be * responsible. I think there aren't enough young people today who have a real work ethic. MAEBY * (CONSIDERS, THEN) What do you mean? * GEORGE MICHAEL * (REALIZING) I don't know. *

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 17. 30 INT. MIDDLE DECK - FAMILY BOAT PARTY - DAY RON (V.0.) And George Sr. finally made his retirement speech. GEORGE SR. Let's see some smiles people -- this is a party, not a shareholders meeting. So, I guess it's time for me to be moseying on but even though I won't be saddling up and coming in every day, there's somecne else who's going to. Michael hands George Sr. a cordless mic. GEORGE SR. (CONT'D) I give you the new Acting CEO of the Bluth Company. My favorite Bluth. Michael feigns modesty. GEORGE SR. {(CONT'D) The smartest Bluth... And the sexiest creature I've ever laid eyes on. Michael's flattered, but a little concerned. GEORGE SR. (CONT'D) My lovely wife, Lucille. Music plays and people applaud as Lucille basks. George Sr. presents his wife with a large prop torch as Buster hands her flowers. She's Miss America. Michael looks to his father. "How could you do this?" Lindsay approaches. GEORGE SR. (CONT'D) I'm sorry. It's not the right time. LINDSAY Well, I'm not going to lie to you; this is great news for HOOP. Michael crosses off and Lindsay realizes she may have gone too far, but can't bring herself to follow. 31 EXT. FAMILY BOAT PARTY - DAY Angle on Michael at the edge of the ship staring off. He starts to smile (this is the moment from the top of the show.) George-Michael approaches him. (CONTINUED)

Arrested Development - FINAL PROD. DRAFT (Pink Revisions) 3-21-03 18. GEORGE-MICHAEL Dad... Are you okay? MICHAEL You know what? I'm great. We've waited long enough. We're moving on, you and I. Say your good-byes, son. This is the beginning of a new life for us. GEORGE SR. (0.S.) Okay, I want a picture of the new CEO with all my kids... Michael crosses off as Maeby approaches George-Michael. GEORGE-MICHAEL I guess we're going to see you guys even less now. MAEBY I told you we should have taught them a lesson. Maeby looks up to see Lindsay approaching. She grabs George- Michael and kisses him. ILindsay doesn't notice and joins the family photo from the start of the show. We hear the rising noise of speedboats in the background. . GOB Are those... police boats? GEORGE SR. No... that's the Securities and Exchange Commission. LUCILLE Oh my God! LINDSAY BUSTER The SEC... They have boats? There are flashing lights and sirens now. POLICE (V.0.) Prepare to be boarded. Angle on: George~Michael and Maeby. They break the embrace. GEORGE-MICHAEL I knew it was against the law! END OF ACT ONE

32 33 34 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 19. ACT TWO EXT. FAMILY BOAT PARTY - DECK - CONTINUOUS 32 We're on the boat as before. George Sr. yells into a phone. GEQORGE SR. Well, empty those accounts! EXT. FAMILY BOAT PARTY - WHEEL HOUSE -~ DAY 33 Cut to: Lucille, and Lindsay racing to the wheel house. They push the captain out of the way as Buster enters. LUCILLE Lindsay, take the wheel. Buster, find us a channel to the ocean. LINDSAY BUSTER Where am I going Buster? Oh. Gee. See, I don't really have any of my mapping equipment with me. LINDSAY You've had eighty thousand dollars worth of cartography lessons. Get us into international waters! BUSTER Ckay, let's see... Um... (HE LOOKS AT THE MAP) Okay if this blue area here is the land... that would make us... Oh, boy. Buster begins going into a panic attack. EXT. FAMILY BOAT PARTY - DECK - CONTINUOUS 34 Cut to: George Sr. yelling into the phone. Gob manhandles him toward the Aztec Tomb. GOB Get in the tomb! The Aztec tomb! GEORGE SR. What are you-~ I don't have time for your tricks. GOB Illusions, Dad! You don't have time for my illusions! Just get in the box, I'll make you disappear! (CONTINUED)

Arrested Development - FINAL PROD. DRAFT (YELLOW Revisions) 3-24-03 20. 35 Angle on: Michael and George Michael as the sirens grow louder: INT. LOCAL NEWS ANCHOR DESK - NIGHT We see a series of upcut news stories. RON (V.O0.) The Bluth family dominated the news that night. John Beard sits behind an anchor desk in front of a graphic that reads: "Arrested Developer!" JOHN BEARD Southern California is the home of the high-speed freeway pursuit, but tonight's flee from justice was on the sea and slow as molasses. In the latest string of high profile CEO arrests, Bluth Development Company President George... Footage of George Sr. being taken away on the police boat. Perhaps his hat blows off into the sea. JOHN BEARD (CONT'D) ...Bluth was arrested tonight for defrauding investors and using the company as hils personal plggy bank. By hiding debt and misrepresenting earnings, Bluth allegedly falsified his company's bottom line while reaping the rewards of its profits. Jump cut to another story. JOHN BEARD (CONT'D) More intrigue on the high seas tonight as dozens of local pirates were arrested for protesting the Yacht Club's discriminatory policies. Shouting epithets from a makeshift pontoon boat, the protestors, made up of a local theater group, disrupted an otherwise peaceful night on the harbor. Footage of Tobias and the protesters. They shout "We're here, we're gueer, we want to get married on the ocean!" Tobias does a double take for the record books. 35

Arrested Development - FINAL PROD. DRAFT (YELLOW Revisions) 3-24-03 20A. 36 INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - THAT NIGHT The Bluth's, absent George Sr. and Michael, are watching a TV in the corner. TRISHA (ON T.V.) Mr. Bluth's son Gob (HARD "G") hid his father here. By pushing with his heels, Mr. Bluth was able to slide from behind this panel and... GOB I have to think the alliance is going to frown on this. (CONTINUED) 36

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 21. TRISHA (ON T.V.) ...Perhaps a good trick for a human, but the dogs found him almost instantly. Tobias enters from the holding area. TOBIAS I'm all right. LINDSAY (COULDN'T CARE LESS) Thank God. Tobias hugs Lindsay and George-Michael, and attempts to bring Maeby into the hug. She's out of his reach so he brings Gob into the embrace. Buster gives him a back rub. TOBIAS What an adven-- (TO BUSTER) You don't have to do that. (THEN) What an adventure! I thought the homosexuals were pirates. Turns out a lot of them were actors from a local theater. But it was amazing. I mean, here I've been waiting for the universe to provide me with a path, and I think it did. I want to be an actor/ LINDSAY And so another wonderful journey begins. Michael enters, they all rush to him. MICHAEL So they're keeping Dad in jail. At least until this all gets sorted out. (BEAT) Also the attorney said they're putting a halt to the company's expense account. This gets gasps. MICHAEL (CONT'D) Funny, I kind of expected that after "they're keeping Dad in jail." So the first thing I need to do is to have you cut up your company credit cards. BUSTER But the miles... (CONTINUED)

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 22. LINDSAY You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom as his successor. LUCILLE And I'm putting Buster in charge. MICHAEL Buster? The guy who didn't know the blue of a map is water? LUCILLE He's had business classes. BUSTER Well, 18th century agrarian business, but it's all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising? MICHAEL All right, you know what? I'm done. I'm tired of the greed and the selfishness and taking. I've got a son to think about. So, you're on your own. And Lindsay, I just want to say that I expect it from them, they're completely oblivious. But you —-- you should know better. Michael exits with George-Michael in tow. BUSTER/TOBIAS/GOB Ew. / Sorry about that. / Low blow. They continue to console Lindsay, oblivious. RON (V.0.) In the days that followed the Bluth's assets were officially frozen. 37 INT. INDUSTRIAL KITCHEN 37 Archival footage of bananas shut into a deep freeze. RON (V.0.) Michael was able to secure a job with a rival housing company almost immediately. 37A INT. BOARDROOM AT SITWELL HOUSING - DAY 37A Michael is at a job interview with two men, Enrique and Scott. (CONTINUED)

38 39 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 23. ENRIQUE ...plus there are perks. We'll set you up in Arizona in one of our finest estates. MICHAEL (DRIVING A HARD BARGAIN) Attic or main house? Enrique and Scott laugh, then notice Michael's demeanor. ENRIQUE Wait... are you kidding? MICHAEL (A MOMENT, THEN) Yes. INT. HOTEL STAIRWAY RON (V.0.) Lindsay had no choice but to check her family out of the hotel earlier than planned. We follow Lindsay, Tobias and Maeby as they race through the back stairways of the hotel. Tobias and Maeby wear as many layers of clothes as possible and Lindsay is covered with shoes. They hit the emergency exit of a back stairwell and run like fugitives as she barks; "go, run, dig, move" etc. RON (V.0.) (CONT'D) And her husband started looking for work. INT. AUDITORIUM -~ DAY Tobias addresses an 0.S. audience in a large auditorium. TOBIAS My name is Dr. Tobias I was chief resident of psychiatry at Mass General for two years, I did my fellowship in the MIT department of psycholinguistics, and this is "I'm A Bad Bad Man" from "Annie Get Your Gun." We reveal a piano player who begins a bouncy number, and watch as Tobias gets into the beat, bending at the knees but mercifully cut to: RON (V.0.) Lucille was finding it difficult to go about her daily life. 38 39

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 24. 40 OMITTED 40 41 EXT. BALBOA ISLAND YACHT CLUB - DAY 41 A team of reporters accosts Lucille as she enters. LUCILLE The SEC is making him out to be some kind of mastermind... Which believe me, he’'s not. The man could barely work our shredder. A hubbub ensues. 42 INT. GEORGE SR.'S OFFICE - DAY 42 RON (V.0.) And Buster was discovering his academic pursuits didn't fully prepare him for his new responsibilities. Buster is at his father's enormous desk breathing hard. EXECUTIVE Quick question; have you looked at the latest figures on the Sudden Valley expansion, vis a vis the costs of discontinuing development, versus the tax hit for non-recoupable... But Buster has slipped under his desk in hypoxic shock. 43 INT. SR.'S OFFICE - LATER 43 Buster is on the floor with a paramedic now surrounded by Lindsay, Tobias, Gob, and Lucille. They look at each other, realizing they're truly screwed. Finally. LUCILLE We need Michael. BUSTER (BEHIND THE OXYGEN MASK) He might be helpful. LINDSAY So what do we do? TOBIAS (LOOKING UP FROM A BACKSTAGE MAGAZINE) Maybe...an intervention.

44 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 25. INT. PENTHOUSE - A LITTLE LATER Michael, Lindsay, Tobias, Buster, Gob and Lucille sit across from each other. GOB (GENIAL) Okay, so what we'd like to do is go around the room and everyone just talk a little about Michael; what we don't like about him, or how he annoys us, or maybe just something he does that rubs us the wrong way. TOBIAS And don't hold back; there's no right Oor wrong answer here. MICHAEL Okay, wait... I'm sorry--what is this an intervention for? LUCILLE We need you to come back and run the business. MICHAEL 50... technically it's not really an "intervention," is it? It's more like an "imposition,"™ if you think about it. LINDSAY Well, whatever you want to call it... MICHAEL I want to call it an "imposition." GOB We're in trouble. And I can't perform my magic. I'm even getting blackballed from the smaller venues. 44A INT. SUBURBAN HOUSE - DAY A house is decorated for a child's birthday party. being addressed by the child's father. MAN Well, it's come down to the two of you, and... I'11 be honest, I'm more comfortable going with the alliance approved magician. (CONTINUED) Gob is 44 44A

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 26. We reveal that Gob is sitting next to another magician, this one barely fourteen years old. GOB Give 'em a hell of a show, champ. TEEN MAGICIAN F**xk off, traitor. 448 INT. PENTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS WITH 46. 44B MICHAEL And I thought Buster had everything under control. (TO BUSTER) I thought you've been going in to the office. BUSTER Oh, and I've enjoyed that. But it's just... I'm constantly being called to the phone, or asked a question, or being resuscitated and it's just hard to get a good "work flow" going. Angle on George-Michael and Maeby watching from the stairs. MAEBY I can't believe they're still fighting. GEORGE-MICHAEL I know. I'm tempted to kiss again, so we could teach them a lesson. MAEBY Well, why would that teach them a-- GEORGE-MICHAEL No, I mean, to freak them out. MAEBY Well, but that doesn't make sen- GEORGE-MICHAEL (A LITTLE DESPERATE) Isn't that what makes it funny? Back to the adults. MICHAEL Look, I'm sorry. I really am. But it's too late. I'm moving to Arizona. I got a job. (MORE) (CONTINUED)

45 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 27. MICHAEL (CONT'D) (NO REACTION) It's a thing you apply for, they pay you to do it-- no, I don't want to ruin the surprise. So no hard feelings... Adios, sayonara.. I'11 see you when the first parent dies. LUCILLE Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Everyone but Michael cracks up. LINDSAY I think Dad would want you to help out, here. MICHAEL Hey, Dad's in prison. Tobias offers up a small gasp. MICHAEL (CONT'D) Nice try, Tobias. LINDSAY Well, the least you could do is say goodbye to him. INT. PRISON MEETING ROOM - DAY George Sr. in an orange jumpsuit waits by a bench. approaches and they sit down. RON (V.0.) In fact, Michael hadn't spoken to his father since the arrest and he decided to give his father the courtesy of a formal resignation. MICHAEL I quit. GEORGE SR. Probably a good career move. RON (V.O.) This was the nicest thing George Sr. had ever said to his son and it brought up some emotional issues. Jump cut to: (CONTINUED) Michael 45

Arrested Development - FINAL PROD. DRAFT (YELLOW Revisions) MICHAEL (WITH INTENSITY) Why didn't you move me up, Dad?! I was so loyal! I worked so hard. Why didn't you put me in charge? GEORGE SR. Michael, these guys, the SEC, they've been chasing me for years. If I'd have put you in charge you'd be wearing an orange jumpsuit too. MICHAEL But I could have helped, if you'd have told me—- GEORGE SR. You'd be an accomplice. No, it had to be your mom; they can't arrest a husband and wife for the same crime. MICHAEL I don't think that's true, Dad. GEORGE SR. Really? I've got the worst attorneys! MICHAEL So, what are you saying... you did this for me? GEORGE SR. What have we always said comes before anything? Family first. You do right by your son. MICHAEL Well, that's why I'm taking my son to Arizona. GEORGE SR. Atta' boy, pod'ner. Michael gets up to go, then: MICHAEL You might want to dial down the cowboy act while you're in there. GEORGE SR. That crossed my mind. 3-24-03 28.

Arrested Development - FINAL PROD. DRAFT (YELLOW Revisions) 3-24-03 28A. 46 INT. MODEL HOME -~ A LITTLE LATER - DAY Lindsay enters. (CONTINUED) 46

47 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 29. RON (V.O.) With Michael leaving town Lindsay decided to take inventory of the family's last remaining asset, their model home. Lindsay checks out the big screen TV only to find out it's just a shell. She takes the little TV from behind it. INT. ATTIC - MOMENTS LATER - DAY George-Michael is packing up his stuff when Lindsay throws the door open. They both jump. She hands He starts LINDSAY What are you doing? GEORGE-MICHAEL Packing up. What are you doing? LINDSAY Saying goodbye to you. Don't forget your TV. George~Michael the portable TV. I'm going to miss you guys. LINDSAY Well... we'll come out and see you in... We'll miss you, too. GEORGE~-MICHAEL It's been nice having you guys around. You know? To talk to. Since Mom died... a thought, then thinks better of it. Finally. GEORGE-MICHAEL (CONT'D) I wish we could all stay here. Michael has appeared at the door. MICHAEL Hey. (RE: BOX) Why don't you take that down to the van. GEORGE~MICHAEL Yeah, okay. George-Michael starts out, then grabs Lindsay and holds her tight for a moment. She's stunned. He exits. (CONTINUED) 47

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 Mom. MICHAEL Why wouldn't he tell me that? LINDSAY Probably doesn't want to disappoint you. I guess we all don't want to disappoint you. MICHAEL You're awfully good at it. LINDSAY No, it's true. Look at my life. We're in debt, Tobias is out of work-- I guess it's why I didn't call you. You're the one we've always loocked up to. You're the one who's always taken care of us and -~ we're in trouble now. All of us. MICHAEL How did we get so screwed up? LINDSAY I don't know. MICHAEL LINDSAY Probably Mom. They laugh, then: A Japanese family, brochures in hand, enter the attic. LINDSAY (CONT'D) ("I LOVE HER"™) I hate her. MICHAEL Look, I just want my son to be happy. I don't care about the other stuff, and~-- I guess what I'm saying is-- MICHAEL (CONT'D) --This could be your sewing room! LINDSAY And that master bathroom... I think it's perfect for us. MICHAEL Oh, the kids are going to be thrilled. They head out, nodding hello incoming family. 30.

48 Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 31. INT. MODEL HOME - A FEW DAYS LATER - DAY All (except Lucille and George Sr.) are playing Monopoly as a family for the first time. They're having fun and laughing. MICHAEL ...and Dad was always the banker so there was no way we could beat him. LINDSAY It's true. And even we had the property... BUSTER ...He'd kill us with the escrow costs and closing fees. GEORGE-MICHAEL He should have been stocking up on those "get out of jail free" cards. GOB Good one, George-Michael. Gob high fives George-Michael. Tobias does the same. TOBIAS How are you? GEORGE~MICHAEL This is fun. I wish you guys didn't have to go so soon. Lindsay and Michael share a look. MICHAEL Yeah, well... 1I've got some good news. These guys are going to be staying with us for a while. GEORGE-MICHAEL (EXCITED) Really? MICHAEL Yeah, what the hell. Family first. It's time to make this place a real home. (THEN) Of course it's going to be tight so you might have to share a room with your cousin. On George-Michael's look of panic we; (CONTINUED) 48

Arrested Development - RUN-THRU DRAFT (FULL BLUE) 3-21-03 32. FADE OUT. END OF ACT TWO

Arrested Development - FINAL PROD. DRAFT (YELLOW Revisions) 3-24-03 33. TAG FADE IN: 49 INT. MODEL HOME 49 RON (V.0.) On the next "Arrested Development...” George—-Michael in his bedroom listening to Maeby singing in the shower. He burns with lust. 50 INT. CARTIER DAY 50 RON (V.0.) Many find work for the first time. Lindsay at Cartier. Her boss shows her a watch. SALESWOMAN ...and it's the most expensive watch we have, so only let the customers who are serious try it on. LINDSAY It is a fun watch. (THEN) I'11l take it. 51 INT. BOARDROOM AT SITWELL HOUSEING -~ DAY 51 Gob addresses Enrique and Scott, the men from the Sitwell Housing company. ENRIQUE It was really your brother we were interested in. I mean, you don't have any references, or~- Gob produces a dove out of a flash of fire. GOB Is this enough of a reference for ENRIQUE (SMOKE CLEARS, THEN) Even a letter of recommendation--something like that... RON (V.0.) And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail.

Arrested Development - FINAL PROD. DRAFT (YELLOW Revisions) 3-24-03 34. 52 INT. PRISON MEETING ROOM - DAY . Michael and George Sr. (in orange jumpsuit) at the prison. MICHAEL You... love it here? GEORGE SR. I'm having the time of my life! FADE OUT. 52