Comedy Drama 30-Minutes

Two and a Half Men

Created by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn

CBS2003 53 pages

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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